Judge removed after "pleasuring himself" during trial

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ololollllolloolloloolllol

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• Jun 24, 2004

• #1

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0624041pump1.html

 

bran987

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• Jun 24, 2004

• #2

AHAHHAHAHHA
AHAHHAHA

it was bound to happen!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they always look SO FRIGGIN bored during trials!

 

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The Wenis

chicken choker

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• Jun 24, 2004

• #3

bwahahahahahaha

i've seen 'em sleep and i've even seen 'em hit on jurors but never seen any chik'n chok'n.

 

Forge

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• Jun 24, 2004

• #4

Oh man, that's comedy gold. I wonder if they at least allowed him to finish?

 

hamstershaver

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• Jun 24, 2004

• #5

i dont see what he did wrong

 

bran987

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• Jun 24, 2004

• #6

hamstershaver said:

i dont see what he did wrong

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true, that's when my concentration is at a high point, maybe it helps him focus

 

SoreArms

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• Jun 24, 2004

• #7

I wonder if the stenographer wrote down the sounds he made.

 

Buddy_Christ

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• Jun 24, 2004

• #8

he did it all wrong. i would've had a chick under the desk at all times

 

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Testosterone boy

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• Jun 24, 2004

• #9

I'm certain he posted at ef.

Sounds like a ef broly man.

 

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jenscats5

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• Jun 24, 2004

• #10

I can hear it now: "Objection!!" Judge: uhhhh, uhhhhh, oooohhh....sustained...

 

Buddy_Christ

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• Jun 24, 2004

• #11

Judge: "no, please, don't approach the bench right now. thank you."

 

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CFZB

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• Jun 24, 2004

• #12

no comments on all that room in that huge robe? you guys are slackin man ..

GUILTY

 

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jenscats5

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• Jun 24, 2004

• #13

crak600 said:

Judge: "no, please, don't approach the bench right now. thank you."

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Or if you do approach the bench, make sure you wear goggles!!!

 

MAX 300

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• Jun 24, 2004

• #14

These threads today are pure gold...

 

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Sub-Zero

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• Jun 24, 2004

• #15

awsome...

thatd be funny if he got cought because he was jerkin, and when he finished up i thit him in the face, and in the middle of court everyone saw a giant glob of semen hit him in the face and drip down

 

Buddy_Christ

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• Jun 24, 2004

• #16

jenscats5 said:

Or if you do approach the bench, make sure you wear goggles!!!

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and whatever you do, do NOT open your mouth unless your hand is covering it.

 

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jenscats5

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• Jun 24, 2004

• #17

crak600 said:

and whatever you do, do NOT open your mouth unless your hand is covering it.

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Gulp!

 

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strongsmartsexy

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• Jun 24, 2004

• #18

jenscats5 said:

Gulp!

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jenscats5

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• Jun 24, 2004

• #19

strongsmartsexy said:

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Yeah, bab-ee!!!!!!

 

Buddy_Christ

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• Jun 24, 2004

• #20

jenscats5 said:

Gulp!

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Ms. Catz, can you please approach the bench.

 

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jenscats5

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• Jun 24, 2004

• #21

 

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jerseyart

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• Jun 24, 2004

• #22

jenscats5 said:

Gulp!

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Well, we know Jens swallows.

Personally I'd insist on my judge getting off prior to sentencing.

 

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jenscats5

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• Jun 24, 2004

• #23

JerseyArt said:

Well, we know Jens swallows.

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It's the polite thing to do.....

 

Buddy_Christ

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• Jun 25, 2004

• #24

jenscats5 said:

It's the polite thing to do.....

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and should be required by law.

 

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jenscats5

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• Jun 25, 2004

• #25

crak600 said:

and should be required by law.

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sorry for the late reply, my mouth was full...