What neat tricks can you do with your body?

biteme · May 27, 2004

I can roll my stomach, swallow my tongue, and touch my nose with my tongue. These things help to build my low self esteem.

SoreArms · May 27, 2004

I can pop zits and make them splat onto a mirror

from zero · May 27, 2004

I can touch my nose with my tongue as well.

That's about it. I'm lame.

biteme · May 27, 2004

SoreArms said:
I can pop zits and make them splat onto a mirror

LOL. I'm envious. Man, I'm glad those days are over. I use to put Ting ( for athlete's foot) on my face when I was a teenager. My face would be beet red the next morning.

FreeballinDC · May 27, 2004

I used to be able to touch my elbows behind my back. Thanks to good weight training, that is no longer possible. I can roll my tongue too.

Werd · May 27, 2004

I once almost snapped a man's neck between my legs. Does that count?

velvett · May 27, 2004

From Zero said:
I can touch my nose with my tongue as well.

.

Same here.

Big Rick Rock · May 27, 2004

velvett said:
Same here.

The ladies love Velvett.

I can crack my knuckles by making a fist.

BrandonXJ · May 27, 2004

Werd said:
I once almost snapped a man's neck between my legs. Does that count?

and my neck still hurts, thank you very much for asking.

PIGEON-RAT · May 27, 2004

when i rub my penis real hard white stuff shoots out

Werd · May 27, 2004

BrandonXJ said:
and my neck still hurts, thank you very much for asking.

LOL

I can wiggle my ear and my nose cracks. If you push down on the tip you can feel and hear a *pop*. My kids get a big kick out of it. "Let me push your nose mommy." Then they get all wierded and go "Eeeeeeeeeeewww!"

FreeballinDC · May 27, 2004

PIGEON-RAT said:
when i rub my penis real hard white stuff shoots out

As long as nobody else helps you out with this, I suppose it's OK.

vixenbabe · May 27, 2004

You all a bunch of freaks....

I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue.

FreeballinDC · May 27, 2004

vixenbabe said:
You all a bunch of freaks....

I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue.

And who's cherry stem have you been tying, missy?

Welcome back love! Nice to have you around again.

Big Rick Rock · May 27, 2004

vixenbabe said:
You all a bunch of freaks....

I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue.

Can you suck start a Harley??

Werd · May 27, 2004

vixenbabe said:
You all a bunch of freaks....

I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue.

PROVE IT!!! :chomp:

vixenbabe · May 27, 2004

I'm not real picky on the stems..AS long as they be clean.

Thanks..Good to be back sexy! Been living a hell in my personal life...My dad's been VERY ill.

Life is tooooo damn shirt for good people!

Werd · May 27, 2004

So sorry to hear that hot momma... Hope you will all be ok.

*HUG*

Deleted member 33117 · May 27, 2004

I can write the alphabet with my tounge.

FreeballinDC · May 27, 2004

BodyByFinaplix said:
I can write the alphabet with my tounge.

And whats the last letter you get to before she has a screaming, earth shaking orgasm?

Deleted member 33117 · May 27, 2004

FreeballinDC said:
And whats the last letter you get to before she has a screaming, earth shaking orgasm?

I almost never make it to Z before she starts bucking too much, then Ihave to start all over again. This usually happens by M.

vixenbabe · May 27, 2004

Big Rick Rock said:
Can you suck start a Harley??

Is your name Harley?

You all may have to re-train me on how to quote right!

Big Rick Rock · May 27, 2004

BBF Tosses the salad.

Deleted member 33117 · May 27, 2004

BRR, I've tossed a few girl's salids. Not a big deal if her butt is clean.

Bulldog_10 · May 27, 2004

BodyByFinaplix said:
BRR, I've tossed a few girl's salids. Not a big deal if her butt is clean.

From what I've heard in chat...you've tossed a bunch of guys' salad as well

I can wiggle my ears, blow bubbles off my tongue, and shake my eyes REALLY fast...it doesn't sound like much, but it freaks people out. I can also dilate and shrink my pupils on command...which some people can't do.

Deleted member 33117 · May 27, 2004

Bulldog, nope, I'm 100% straight.

Bulldog_10 · May 27, 2004

BodyByFinaplix said:
Bulldog, nope, I'm 100% straight.

LOL...Just fuckin with ya orb. But the fact that you actually took that seriously makes me wonder... :lmao:

Deleted member 33117 · May 27, 2004

Bulldog, well I do get accused of being gay on here alot so, it didn't surprise me that you said that. LoL

starfish · May 27, 2004

I can't do any tricks

jenscats5 · May 27, 2004

I can crack my elbows....and pick up stuff with my toes....

superqt4u2nv · May 27, 2004

I can put my feet behind my head.

Nathan · May 27, 2004

I can do that flip up thing where you're lying on your back and you throw yourself directly onto your feet. Every time I do it I get shooting pains in my knee, which is probably because of my weight.

bran987 · May 27, 2004

BodyByFinaplix said:
I almost never make it to Z before she starts bucking too much, then Ihave to start all over again. This usually happens by M.

shouldn't it happen during the O?

Deleted member 33117 · May 27, 2004

superqt4u2nv said:
I can put my feet behind my head.

Hmmm... we should definately get together. I could write the alphabet with my tounge while you have yoru feet behind your head.

jerkbox · May 27, 2004

PIGEON-RAT said:
when i rub my penis real hard white stuff shoots out

whoa dude.....how do you do that?

:lmao:

fistfullofsteel · May 28, 2004

vixenbabe said:
I'm not real picky on the stems..AS long as they be clean.

Thanks..Good to be back sexy! Been living a hell in my personal life...My dad's been VERY ill.

Life is tooooo damn shirt for good people!

NOOOOOOOO, I hope he turns out ok. Long live the G-Men and their fans.

Robert Jan · May 28, 2004

BodyByFinaplix said:
I almost never make it to Z before she starts bucking too much, then Ihave to start all over again. This usually happens by M.

I hate it when they do that. I go [CartmanCopvoice] Heres you bitch, I'm trying to do my job hiare. You will respect mah authoritah![/CartmanCopvoice]

Pamela · May 28, 2004

I can make a monkey face.
And I can pick up anything with my toes. lol

WalkingBeast · May 28, 2004

I can touch my penis....

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