What do I want for Mother's Day?

jerkbox · May 12, 2007

covergrl80 said:
LMAO! so tell me what you put in them?

protein of course...

though when i go out on the town, I fill them with condoms

puddlemonkey · May 12, 2007

jerkbox said:
though when i go out on the town, I fill them with condoms

Why, to hand out to those who actually have a shot at getting laid?

jerkbox · May 12, 2007

PuddleMonkey said:
Why, to hand out to those who actually have a shot at getting laid?

no, they're just so big i can't fit them in my pockets

puddlemonkey · May 12, 2007

jerkbox said:
no, they're just so big i can't fit them in my pockets

Fisting fetish? Cause I know you buy the extra snug for your johnson.

digimon7068 · May 12, 2007

covergrl80 said:
I want my fanny packed. Can you put that on the list?

fixed

jerkbox · May 12, 2007

PuddleMonkey said:
Fisting fetish? Cause I know you buy the extra snug for your johnson.

I buy extra snug for YOUR johnson

puddlemonkey · May 12, 2007

jerkbox said:
I buy extra snug for YOUR johnson

Those were extra snug? They still fall off :worried:

covergrl80 · May 12, 2007

jerkbox said:
no, they're just so big i can't fit them in my pockets

Stop wearing those ball huggggging jeans and you might be able to fix them in here

jnevin · May 12, 2007

visor all the way

jerkbox · May 12, 2007

covergrl80 said:
Stop wearing those ball huggggging jeans and you might be able to fix them in here

neva!

my hiney looks too good to wear anything else