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maing, before he got popular all the girls (not juicy girls) wanted my young johnson.
then he comes around with his fancy bullet holes and rippling muscles, totally wrecking my once promising game
fuck that i'm going drinking
 
Gambino said:
maing, before he got popular all the girls (not juicy girls) wanted my young johnson.
then he comes around with his fancy bullet holes and rippling muscles, totally wrecking my once promising game
fuck that i'm going drinking
:qt:
 
we all :heart: gambiny and his visor
 
you're all some very funny mudderfuggers. and lol @ rippling muscles. no one says it better than that gay guy in Bruce Lee movies....ohhhohohho, what rip-ring mussos!!!
 
HT still never has sent me a pic of that ugly mug and bod. I still say he looks like a gnarly version of fitty cent.
 
heatherrae said:
HT still never has sent me a pic of that ugly mug and bod. I still say he looks like a gnarly version of fitty cent.
look in my profile. it's what you'd see in real life. my backside, passing you right by, not for an instance noticing you. mostly because i'm lost and i can't remember where i parked....
 
HumanTarget said:
look in my profile. it's what you'd see in real life. my backside, passing you right by, not for an instance noticing you. mostly because i'm lost and i can't remember where i parked....
:lmao:
 
HumanTarget said:
look in my profile. it's what you'd see in real life. my backside, passing you right by, not for an instance noticing you. mostly because i'm lost and i can't remember where i parked....
hmmmm....you look like needto from behind.
 
heatherrae said:
I'll take a needto with extra tats, hold the sanity, please.
i'll take a freshly abandoned & impregnated spinster with no insurance and a smart mouth. gaddam you're such a little bitch.
 
HumanTarget said:
i'll take a freshly abandoned & impregnated spinster with no insurance and a smart mouth. gaddam you're such a little bitch.
You are so obsessed with me. How many times have you flogged that dolphin today just thinking of me standing over you with a bullhorn hurling insults...lol
 
heatherrae said:
You are so obsessed with me. How many times have you flogged that dolphin today just thinking of me standing over you with a bullhorn hurling insults...lol

FLOGGED THE DOLPHIN!!!!! LMAO!!!!

Are you starvin for his marvin?

achin for his bacon?

yearnin for his gerkin?

eager for his peter?

moanin for his conan?
 
rykertest said:
FLOGGED THE DOLPHIN!!!!! LMAO!!!!

Are you starvin for his marvin?

achin for his bacon?

yearnin for his gerkin?

eager for his peter?

moanin for his conan?
and

Silly for his Chilie


:lmao:
 
never done that. how'd it feel in your upper back/lats? and how far off the ground were you?

and are those police lyrics in your location? if so, love that song.
 
jackangel said:
never done that. how'd it feel in your upper back/lats? and how far off the ground were you?

and are those police lyrics in your location? if so, love that song.
its a Police song.
i try to pull some variation at least 2 times a week. those made the center of my back swell. i'd tell you to do them in the smith machine, but bino & smurfy will fucking laugh at me again. i do single arm deads, too. honk if you give a fuck.
 
wtf are we talking about now? or is this a bunch of filthy street walkers talking trash?
 
HumanTarget said:
wtf are we talking about now? or is this a bunch of filthy street walkers talking trash?
don't interrupt. we are talking about your private parts.
 
In heat for his meat


lol...I'm shocked this is so easy for me...I must be terrible.
 
heatherrae said:
In heat for his meat


lol...I'm shocked this is so easy for me...I must be terrible.
check for a wet spot. i'm sure it's there, we're talking about me...
 
HumanTarget said:
check for a wet spot. i'm sure it's there, we're talking about me...
wet spot? yeah, you are right. I cried on my monitor.
 
Moaning for a boning...





Perhaps I should work one of those 900 numbers.
 
he and 4everhung are the 2 biggest tryhards on the nets. no offense, I dig em both, but it is what it is. real life ain't all grand to older angry dudes, so they try the nets
 
KillahBee said:
he and 4everhung are the 2 biggest tryhards on the nets. no offense, I dig em both, but it is what it is. real life ain't all grand to older angry dudes, so they try the nets
Just judging from pics, I think they probably do better IRL with women than you do. Not really an insult, they are just more manly, and you are more of the office and khakis from the GAP type.

Plus, HT would make a gal laugh. You would try too hard to be cool. Just my speculation. I don't know about 4 everhung. I hardly understand him, ever. lol.
 
lol at how much I pwn you already. lol, it's almost too easy. at least try to be different that we know you would be lolololololol
 
KillahBee said:
lol at how much I pwn you already. lol, it's almost too easy. at least try to be different that we know you would be lolololololol
pwn who? LOL. YOU? Honey, you look like shaggy in a GAP commercial. You try SO HARD to come off tough and cool on here, but I imagine every person knows you would be a SWV to the first gal who came along who actually was nice to you. You photograph unsuspecting co-workers in your office. Just generally silly and young boy, there.

I wasn't really being mean in the other post. Just saying that I would say that those two have a better game than you. I just don't see anyone really sweatin you much, that is all. You just try too hard. You should relax off the act a little and just try being genuine, for once.
 
heatherrae said:
pwn who? LOL. YOU? Honey, you look like shaggy in a GAP commercial. You try SO HARD to come off tough and cool on here, but I imagine every person knows you would be a SWV to the first gal who came along who actually was nice to you. You photograph unsuspecting co-workers in your office. Just generally silly and young boy, there.

I wasn't really being mean in the other post. Just saying that I would say that those two have a better game than you. I just don't see anyone really sweatin you much, that is all. You just try too hard. You should relax off the act a little and just try being genuine, for once.

do you really want to talk about appearances, Mr Ed? you are a backwoods bumpkin who would MAYBE pass as a 4 in any non-swamp land. you came to the interwebs for the same reason that all the other not-so-attractive girls came here - to try and maybe feel what other women feel for a fleeting moment, even if it is from really desperate "guys". you know you cry at night, it's okay - they all do. just keep humping low value men and getting pregnant to try and maybe find some reason why you should even wake up every morning and NOT slit your wrists.


:)
 
KillahBee said:
do you really want to talk about appearances, Mr Ed? you are a backwoods bumpkin who would MAYBE pass as a 4 in any non-swamp land. you came to the interwebs for the same reason that all the other not-so-attractive girls came here - to try and maybe feel what other women feel for a fleeting moment, even if it is from really desperate "guys". you know you cry at night, it's okay - they all do. just keep humping low value men and getting pregnant to try and maybe find some reason why you should even wake up every morning and NOT slit your wrists.


:)
oh little boy got MAD! :lmao: Yeah, shaggy-d-ay! I can go look up past k messages where you told me how hot I was if you would like for me to. I don't feel the need to post about every person that I date, or even think about dating on the web like you do to get attention. I can have a date every night of the week and get laid any time that I want to. You on the other hand, get to speculate about how you are going to get this girl or that girl. Low quality? Never anyone as nerdy looking and insepid and vacuous as you, thank God.
 
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KillahBee said:
they don't feel like you're in construction...

I'm a union delegate
You know, I hate to break it to you. You aren't one of the characters from "Goodfellas." You are a kid going through an akward phase, gawky and pasty white, with bad fashion sense trying to get laid. Perhaps you should relate more to the movie American Pie.
 
heatherrae said:
You know, I hate to break it to you. You aren't one of the characters from "Goodfellas." You are a kid going through an akward phase, gawky and pasty white, with bad fashion sense trying to get laid. Perhaps you should relate more to the movie American Pie.

LOL....OH SNAP!!!
 
heatherrae said:
You know, I hate to break it to you. You aren't one of the characters from "Goodfellas." You are a kid going through an akward phase, gawky and pasty white, with bad fashion sense trying to get laid. Perhaps you should relate more to the movie American Pie.
damn nigga
KB you can't ignore that, we need a rebuttal
 
heatherrae said:
I think that deserves a "PWND" comment. LOL.

while i refuse to admit my e-nigga got pwned by some little girl, i do have to admit the remarks are biting
 
HumanTarget said:
its a Police song.
i try to pull some variation at least 2 times a week. those made the center of my back swell. i'd tell you to do them in the smith machine, but bino & smurfy will fucking laugh at me again. i do single arm deads, too. honk if you give a fuck.
honk.jpg
 
stilleto said:
heather's got a sharp tongue. Not a dull blade that waves at anything hoping to hit it right, but a good edge that goes right for the jugular. I like that.
Nah, I'm a kitten. :kitty:

lol.
 
heatherrae said:
pwn who? LOL. YOU? Honey, you look like shaggy in a GAP commercial. You try SO HARD to come off tough and cool on here, but I imagine every person knows you would be a SWV to the first gal who came along who actually was nice to you. You photograph unsuspecting co-workers in your office. Just generally silly and young boy, there.

I wasn't really being mean in the other post. Just saying that I would say that those two have a better game than you. I just don't see anyone really sweatin you much, that is all. You just try too hard. You should relax off the act a little and just try being genuine, for once.


oops
 
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. I'm friends with Merlin Olsen...
 
HumanTarget said:
its a Police song.
i try to pull some variation at least 2 times a week. those made the center of my back swell. i'd tell you to do them in the smith machine, but bino & smurfy will fucking laugh at me again. i do single arm deads, too. honk if you give a fuck.


I've been doing those since you mentioned them on another thread. I superset them with kettle bell snatches.
 
jnevin said:
I've been doing those since you mentioned them on another thread. I superset them with kettle bell snatches.
my back is always sore now. i mean exercise sore. i love it. the single arm DL's, too....
 
HumanTarget said:
my back is always sore now. i mean exercise sore. i love it. the single arm DL's, too....


I'm so damn inflexible I can't go as deep as I want without rounding my back. I'm getting annoyed, because I've been stretching every damn day. This getting older shit sucks.
 
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