Ulcasterdropout aka Billy Ray...

EnderJE · Jan 8, 2005

When I saw this...I thought of you...

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show...0&DISPLAYORDER=20041104183539&CAT=anims&NSFW=

Gambino · Jan 8, 2005

LOL @ Billy Ray

Ulcasterdropout · Jan 8, 2005

Choke yourself with my hand.... :finger:

EnderJE · Jan 8, 2005

C'mon. You know that I :heart:

you.

Werd · Jan 8, 2005

That was sum funny shit mang.

Ulcasterdropout · Jan 8, 2005

EnderJE said:
C'mon. You know that I you.

Ass face...I told you like a week ago to put the itsnay on the Billy Ray shit
[size=+3] I DON'T FUCKING LOOK LIKE THAT LITTLE BITCH!!![/size]
I'm sooo not gonna watch that flash...the shit is depressing. Thanks

EnderJE · Jan 8, 2005

Garth Brooks? C'mon. He's cool. Or how about Kevin Nash?

Ulcasterdropout · Jan 8, 2005

EnderJE said:
Garth Brooks? C'mon. He's cool. Or how about Kevin Nash?

You antagonising bastard...

EnderJE · Jan 8, 2005

C'mon! Kevin Nash is cool. "A wild ride on the outside."

At least I didnt' say George Michael. "Let's go outside."

Ulcasterdropout · Jan 8, 2005

EnderJE said:
C'mon! Kevin Nash is cool. "A wild ride on the outside."

At least I didnt' say George Michael. "Let's go outside."

Can we talk abooot something else?

...Besides country music and my lack of poontang getting.

EnderJE · Jan 8, 2005

Okay. Ever thing of switch hitting?

Ulcasterdropout · Jan 8, 2005

EnderJE said:
Okay. Ever thing of switch hitting?

Nope. I was never really friendly with men either.
4 friends I made before the 4th grade. Never made another one.

That stuff is gross IMHO, but to each, his own...

EnderJE · Jan 8, 2005

Dogs?

Ulcasterdropout · Jan 8, 2005

EnderJE said:
Dogs?

No animals, mang. My mega porn collection is 100% normal, hetero.

EnderJE · Jan 9, 2005

If you're lacking in the poontang, you might want to try impersonating someone famous...HEY!

Ulcasterdropout · Jan 9, 2005

EnderJE said:
If you're lacking in the poontang, you might want to try impersonating someone famous...HEY!

I don't see that working for me...

EnderJE · Jan 9, 2005

...okay...how about paying money?

Ulcasterdropout · Jan 9, 2005

EnderJE said:
...okay...how about paying money?

thought about that alot....
There is no city 'round here. A call girl would have to fucking parachute into my property

Seriously...I dunno. I'm not so hip to the idea of dyin' a virgin, but hookers are pretty low on my ranking of human.
Plus, I don't like touching people or people touching me...even doctors.

EnderJE · Jan 9, 2005

Ulcasterdropout said:
thought about that alot....
There is no city 'round here. A call girl would have to fucking parachute into my property
Seriously...I dunno. I'm not so hip to the idea of dyin' a virgin, but hookers are pretty low on my ranking of human.
Plus, I don't like touching people or people touching me...even doctors.

Okay. How about moving? And I take it that call girls are above animals?

Ulcasterdropout · Jan 9, 2005

EnderJE said:
Okay. How about moving? And I take it that call girls are above animals?

I don't want to move. I moved here for a reason. I love it here. I grew up near here. I've hunted these same woods and fished these same rivers since I was a pup

I know it's a lonely place if there ever was one, but it's home...

EnderJE · Jan 9, 2005

Ulcasterdropout said:
I don't want to move. I moved here for a reason. I love it here. I grew up near here. I've hunted these same woods and fished these same rivers since I was a pup
I know it's a lonely place if there ever was one, but it's home...

Okay, Crocodile Dundee, but maybe you should go to the city for a few months at a time?

tiger88 · Jan 9, 2005

Ulcasterdropout said:
No animals, mang. My mega porn collection is 100% normal, hetero.

how much porn u got?

i need some

wnna burn so me to CD's and i will mail u money and u mail me cd with porno?

Ulcasterdropout · Jan 9, 2005

tiger88 said:
how much porn u got?

i need some

wnna burn so me to CD's and i will mail u money and u mail me cd with porno?

I have alot
I got alot of it from the P2P, it's free. I have a 4XCd burner...That would take a while.

Ulcasterdropout · Jan 9, 2005

EnderJE said:
Okay, Crocodile Dundee, but maybe you should go to the city for a few months at a time?

I can't afford to keep two places.

awittyusername · Jan 9, 2005

Ulcasterdropout said:
thought about that alot....
There is no city 'round here. A call girl would have to fucking parachute into my property
Seriously...I dunno. I'm not so hip to the idea of dyin' a virgin, but hookers are pretty low on my ranking of human.
Plus, I don't like touching people or people touching me...even doctors.

If you don't like people touching you, then I have an Idea.

How about if I come over and make us a couple of my special frozen Myoplex shakes with Vodka in them. Then, we could share a few laughs by talking about the people from EF. And, when your comfortable you can take your shirt off and I can write words on your bare back with my finger. Then, you can guess what I am writing! Oh, the fun we would share

Ulcasterdropout · Jan 9, 2005

awittyusername said:
If you don't like people touching you, then I have an Idea.

How about if I come over and make us a couple of my special frozen Myoplex shakes with Vodka in them. Then, we could share a few laughs by talking about the people from EF. And, when your comfortable you can take your shirt off and I can write words on your bare back with my finger. Then, you can guess what I am writing! Oh, the fun we would share

You kill me...

tiger88 · Jan 9, 2005

Ulcasterdropout said:
I have alot
I got alot of it from the P2P, it's free. I have a 4XCd burner...That would take a while.

ya i uad a whole pc of porn

got to many viusus and lost it all

i love porn but scared to download it

lkike how many hours of it do u have?

string_bean00 · Jan 9, 2005

On my laptop I had four gigs of porn. I was kinda proud of that. I deleted all the crappy ones, though.

Ulcasterdropout · Jan 9, 2005

tiger88 said:
ya i uad a whole pc of porn

got to many viusus and lost it all

i love porn but scared to download it

lkike how many hours of it do u have?

Hours? I have full hard drives of DVD rips encoded in Divx, Xvid...

tiger88 · Jan 9, 2005

Ulcasterdropout said:
Hours? I full hard drives of DVD rips encoded in Divx, Xvid...

OMG!

WANNa make like some money?

any gang bangs or dp?

Ulcasterdropout · Jan 9, 2005

tiger88 said:
OMG!

WANNa make like some money?

any gang bangs or dp?

No gang bangs, some DP. Most of the DP is Private (European)
and Anabolic, Diabolic, Evil Angel, etc those types

It's mostly 1on1

tiger88 · Jan 9, 2005

Ulcasterdropout said:
No gang bangs, some DP. Most of the DP is Private (European)
and Anabolic, Diabolic, Evil Angel, etc those types

It's mostly 1on1

dude what does private mean?

anabolic? steroid chics?

Ulcasterdropout · Jan 9, 2005

tiger88 said:
dude what does private mean?

It's European. Mostly young(and natural) hotties from Hungary, Romania, France. More kink then the American stuff. Almost always anal.

tiger88 said:
anabolic? steroid chics?

No. It's the most hardcore porn maker in North America. It's there stuff that gets pulled off the shelves the most.
They do the gang bangs, DP, that stuff

tiger88 · Jan 9, 2005

Ulcasterdropout said:
It's European. Mostly young(and natural) hotties from Hungary, Romania, France. More kink then the American stuff. Almost always anal.

No. It's the most hardcore porn maker in North America. It's there stuff that gets pulled off the shelves the most.
They do the gang bangs, DP, that stuff

ok i am sold.... wanna make 5 CD's for me for like 10 bux? i will pay some more for shipping too?

tiger88 · Jan 9, 2005

ok dude we SERIOULSY NEED to talk

i gotgo but tommorrow something

Ulcasterdropout · Jan 9, 2005

tiger88 said:
ok i am sold.... wanna make 5 CD's for me for like 10 bux? i will pay some more for shipping too?

But you can download it at the same place I did

Some dude outa nowhere on the P2P net started chatting with me about Herrmann musical scores, WTF

Ulcasterdropout · Jan 9, 2005

do you want to download from me directly?

tiger88 · Jan 9, 2005

Ulcasterdropout said:
do you want to download from me directly?

well u got to wait a week *switching internets on monday so i will need to wait

see i like to have porno in CD...
how would i get it from u?
though AOL?

is it virsus free?

Ulcasterdropout · Jan 9, 2005

tiger88 said:
well u got to wait a week *switching internets on monday so i will need to wait

see i like to have porno in CD...
how would i get it from u?
though AOL?

is it virsus free?

You would get it from me by me opening up my network and giving you access to a video file database. All you'd have to do is click a link.
It's all over HTTP.

Virus free...ofcourse

I am not on AOL.

tiger88 · Jan 9, 2005

Ulcasterdropout said:
You would get it from me by me opening up my network and giving you access to a video file database. All you'd have to do is click a link.
It's all over HTTP.

Virus free...ofcourse
I am not on AOL.

thats whrere i am worried...gotta a fresh pc .... total unistall reinstall it all

and sick of buyng dvd porno

but really free of all virsus?

stringbean u wanna sell some porno

Ulcasterdropout · Jan 9, 2005

tiger88 said:
thats whrere i am worried...gotta a fresh pc .... total unistall reinstall it all

and sick of buyng dvd porno

but really free of all virsus?

stringbean u wanna sell some porno

I know what I'm doin'...there is no virus threat from my system unless I make one.

MasterBates · Jan 9, 2005

you have a mullet?

Ulcasterdropout · Jan 9, 2005

MasterBates said:
you have a mullet?

http://img47.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img47&image=head2si.jpg

awittyusername · Jan 9, 2005

Ulcasterdropout said:
http://img47.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img47&image=head2si.jpg

I'd hit it.

J/k

Ulcasterdropout, you look like one of my best friends from HS. Except, now he shaves his head bald and shaved off the facial hair.

He always got more girls than me. :bawling:

Ulcasterdropout · Jan 9, 2005

awittyusername said:
I'd hit it.

J/k

Ulcasterdropout, you look like one of my best friends from HS. Except, now he shaves his head bald and shaved off the facial hair.

He always got more girls than me.

I'm losing my hair...I'm gonna shave it more often, me thinks...

EnderJE · Jan 9, 2005

Whoa. That's a different pic then the one I've seen.

Ulcasterdropout · Jan 9, 2005

EnderJE said:
Whoa. That's a different pic then the one I've seen.

I'm bloated from za juice. My last shot is today

EnderJE · Jan 9, 2005

No, the other pic I saw had a mullet. Hence, the "BR" name. This one doesn't. Hence, the new name of Cletus.

"Just a good old boys..."

Ulcasterdropout · Jan 9, 2005

EnderJE said:
No, the other pic I saw had a mullet. Hence, the "BR" name. This one doesn't. Hence, the new name of Cletus.

"Just a good old boys..."

There was no mullet in the other pic you silly asshole...

You think I look like Cletus Hogg?

...WTF

How about you call me Ulcaster? 'bout that, eh, hoser?

Ulcasterdropout · Jan 9, 2005

EnderJE said:
No, the other pic I saw had a mullet. Hence, the "BR" name. This one doesn't. Hence, the new name of Cletus.

"Just a good old boys..."

This is the same pic I showed you (minus the eye dots)
...No God damn mullet you Canuck!
http://img78.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img78&image=udface14wd.jpg

courtneybcca · Jan 9, 2005

awittyusername said:
I'd hit it.

J/k

Ulcasterdropout, you look like one of my best friends from HS. Except, now he shaves his head bald and shaved off the facial hair.

He always got more girls than me.

Okay wait a minute ULCASTERDROPOUT you showed this guy your picture and you would not show me it.... That is so wrong on so many levels!!!!

Ulcasterdropout · Jan 9, 2005

Courtneybcca said:
Okay wait a minute ULCASTERDROPOUT you showed this guy your picture and you would not show me it.... That is so wrong on so many levels!!!!

I PMed you my face....
I thought you might be an alter. I've had 3 new ones stalking me...PMing me pretty cruel shit.

courtneybcca · Jan 9, 2005

Okay FINALLY!!!!!!!!!! How long did I have to bag for it... I showed you my pretty much half naked pictures and you show some random dude… You SUCK… And you know what you are just fishing for complements. There is no way you think your ugly.. You set this up so that I would go on and on about how cute you are. All this time calling yourself ugly trying to make me feel bad for you.... WELL I am NOT going to do it... Your officially a nerd!!

Ulcasterdropout · Jan 9, 2005

Courtneybcca said:
Okay FINALLY!!!!!!!!!! How long did I have to bag for it... I showed you my pretty much half naked pictures and you show some random dude… You SUCK… And you know what you are just fishing for complements. There is no way you think your ugly.. You set this up so that I would go on and on about how cute you are. All this time calling yourself ugly trying to make me feel bad for you.... WELL I am NOT going to do it... Your officially a nerd!!

I am a nerd :nerd:

Set what up?

I'm not fishing for compliments. Only a few used to know what I look like....

courtneybcca · Jan 9, 2005

shut up you know you are not ugly

Ulcasterdropout · Jan 9, 2005

Courtneybcca said:
shut up you know you are not ugly

you think I was lying about being a v 26 y/o virgin also?

courtneybcca · Jan 9, 2005

hmm.... I am not sure yet.... But you could defiantly get girls, if you wanted... You just need confidence... If you really think that you are ugly you need to go take a long hard look in the mirror. Your hiding yourself in your safe bubble of "I am a virgin so I dont have to approach any girls".... If you really want it you will achieve it.

Ulcasterdropout · Jan 9, 2005

Courtneybcca said:
hmm.... I am not sure yet.... But you could defiantly get girls, if you wanted... You just need confidence... If you really think that you are ugly you need to go take a long hard look in the mirror. Your hiding yourself in your safe bubble of "I am a virgin so I dont have to approach any girls".... If you really want it you will achieve it.

Thanks for the advice...
So, can I have more pics ?

ceo · Jan 9, 2005

I've known plenty of ugly guys that have gotten laid...course they can't get the caliber of females us good looking guys get...but they're still getting laid!

Oh, and confidence is a HUGE factor in scoring.

Ulcasterdropout · Jan 9, 2005

Ulcasterdropout · Jan 9, 2005

Moderate_THIS · Jan 9, 2005

Ulcasterdropout said:
http://img47.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img47&image=head2si.jpg

looks like that 80s wrestler Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart from the Hart Foundation, but without the triangle beard thingy.

Ulcasterdropout · Jan 9, 2005

Kevins_Bacon said:
looks like that 80s wrestler Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart from the Hart Foundation, but without the triangle beard thingy.

ChaosMage?

Moderate_THIS · Jan 9, 2005

Ulcasterdropout said:
ChaosMage?

last I heard, he was trapped in his work's HVAC ducts trying to re-enact one the scenes from the videogame Goldeneye. This is his pet ferret.

Ulcasterdropout · Jan 9, 2005

Kevins_Bacon said:
last I heard, he was trapped in his work's HVAC ducts trying to re-enact one the scenes from the videogame Goldeneye. This is his pet ferret.

That was good. I loved goldeneye.
So how are you? Bile?

Carmen · Jan 9, 2005

awittyusername said:
I'd hit it.

J/k

Ulcasterdropout, you look like one of my best friends from HS. Except, now he shaves his head bald and shaved off the facial hair.

He always got more girls than me.

i've told him he's a nice looking guy but he doesn't believe me.

perkele · Jan 9, 2005

Ulcasterdropout · Jan 9, 2005

perkele said:
lol

It's not funny

Sugarplum said:
i've told him he's a nice looking guy but he doesn't believe me.

You're biased

Mr. dB · Jan 9, 2005

Ulcasterdropout said:
Some dude outa nowhere on the P2P net started chatting with me about Herrmann musical scores, WTF

His work for Hitchcock was classic!

EnderJE · Jan 9, 2005

Kevins_Bacon said:
looks like that 80s wrestler Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart from the Hart Foundation, but without the triangle beard thingy.

PERFECT!

UL...better then Billy Ray?

Ulcasterdropout · Jan 9, 2005

EnderJE said:
PERFECT!

UL...better then Billy Ray?

You're gonna call me "The Anvil"?
I'd say it's waaay better then Billy Ray.

EnderJE · Jan 9, 2005

Ulcasterdropout said:
You're gonna call me "The Anvil"?
I'd say it's waaay better then Billy Ray.

Uh...no. I was thinking Neidhart.

Ulcasterdropout · Jan 9, 2005

EnderJE said:
Uh...no. I was thinking Neidhart.

Nah, fuck that. He was only 6'1".

Ulcasterdropout aka Billy Ray...

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