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sluty hoes makin the walk-o-shame

There was a girl we affectionately called "Cum Face" at school cause the moron did the morning walk of shame with lastnight's dried up man goo on her face. The girl was obviously dumber than a bag of nickels.
 
KillahBee said:
There was a girl we affectionately called "Cum Face" at school cause the moron did the morning walk of shame with lastnight's dried up man goo on her face. The girl was obviously dumber than a bag of nickels.

Possibly one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Dumber than a bag of nickels!
 
tiger88 said:
i wish being plat i had a function so WERD couldnt be allowed to view or post on my threads

LOL

As gambino said - haloween has got to be the most degrading tho...

Once in college I woke up late and went to this halloween party at my fraternity house sans costume... Picked up a chick and took her back to my place.... I had a lame roomate who never went out, so I just nailed her with him right there in the room (pretended he was sleeping I guess-I hated that kid)... (Funny, also during this - she said she did not blow her past bf's and I told her that I was definitely not them so she should blow me, and she did :))Then we went in the floor bathroom,and I nailed her again in the public/floor's shower (one of my favorite activities)... In the morning I had a game to go to, and I woke up and said "um, you have to go, I have to get down and eat and pick up my gear and get on the bus for the game today" so i go down to the cafeteria, and while I am eating with the other dudes on the team I see her waiting outside for the campus bus in her costume (hilarious, but i am a jerk for this)...

funny thing is next day I went to another party (where we were having a kill the keg contest with 6 dudes per keg) got wasted, puked all over some other frat house, and bumped into the same chick.... we were making out on the dance floor (after the puke) and then she went home with me and we did it again (nailed her multiple times with my roomate in the room, then tossed her out in the morning)... :D

I must have some skills to pull that off 2x in a row!
 
Gambino said:
^i was a sigma chi at msu, what 'bout you?

I was a fiji (phi gamma delta) but I was initiated at a different school I went to my first year (it was the football house there) I went to UM startng my second year... it was the #2 coolest house at UM, but the fijis there were pretty weak for the most part... Griese was one of em (douchebag)... Most of my buddies were Sig Eps I think - it was the rockinest house till it they got their charter revoked for hazing and the university bulldozed it.... :(

when I was at UM one time after all my bros came to visit and we did a party there (we out partied them big time and they were punks, but that is another story)...

anyways, the membership dude from fiji calls and tells me something like "it would be in my best interest to re-initiate with them" (I think they thought I was going to go sig ep - but I will always be bros with the dudes from the first school-I just didn't like the UM definition of phi gamma delta)

so I was like "WTF? are you threatening me - cause i will come down there with a bat and show you and the rest of those nancy boys what threats are all about"

punkasses
 
Becoming said:
LOL

I had a lame roomate who never went out, so I just nailed her with him right there in the room !


LOL i did that a few times

he was on his computer in the dorm and i fucked her on the couch that stole from the front lboy for my room

good shit

didnt know the fuck to say or do...he had his head phones but he knew what the fuck was going down


still havent fucked in a dorm shower hall floor shower though :(
 
Becoming said:
I was a fiji (phi gamma delta)


i hung out with some fijis at asu for a short weekend...didnt have a real frat house but a party house

it was dope show quality that nite
 
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