Recent content by NoDaddyNo

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This thread turned wonderful once she said "wooden leg". I'm gonna have to change my pants now. Not because of anything sexual. I just shit in them, that's all.

God never intended for a man and man to be married. Or a woman and a woman. If you are going to fuck someone in the ass, it has to be a woman and you have to be a man - that is just the way God intended it.

No offense to you, but I would rather have syphilis than be associated with Buffy.

Toga, is that you in your avatar? If so, does that mean that your right eye is horribly disfigured and you just didn't want to show it? I fucking love a girl with an eye patch. HARRRRRR!

Mine sag down to the floor. I cut special holes in my shirt for them. That way they flap around when I'm on my bike. I want to get tattoos on them so that they look like two snakes fighting over a dead rat that is sprawled out on the center of my chest.

I really don't think this is all that weird. People are homeless sometimes, they don't get to shower, they smell bad, and they want money. Weird would have been if you went into this place and Liberace was flossing his ass with dishtowels on the counter and singing BeeGees songs backwards into...

Well, after no luck on getting my name changed, I'm gonna have to go ahead and leave and never come back. And by "never come back" I mean "register with the name that I want". I'm far too busy at work right now hating everyone, but I'll get to it later today. Rest assured that I don't care...

Anyone else flogging their dolphin right now after reading this? what?

what the hell does this have to do with doctors? while we are on the topic - I hate the way my dentist always makes me unbutton my pants.

My ideal fitness website would be called "www.ifuckedyourdaughterintheassandleftherbloodyandscarredforlife.com" There would be a "Chat" board, a board where people would post up pictures of cereal boxes (unopened), a board that was all about how much the site sucks, a board all about computer...

I wish more people would just have normal sex. The kind of normal sex I'm going to have with curlings daughter.

LOL I wish I knew what your daughter looked like.

LOL - I put in my first and last name and it said that it was very uncommon - which is waaay off. I guess you have to do one at a time. My first name has around 666000 US males with the same name. My last name has over 2.5 million with it.

This brings new meaning to "inspiring" and "contraversial" (not to mention "controversial").