BigCracker

My Stats:

6 ft 1 inch 280#, but I'm really not as fat as it sounds.

Occupation

Personal Trainer, Journalist, Traffic Criminal, Chronic Masturbator

My Favorite Music:

Tool, Puscifer, A Perfect Circle, Hatebreed, Slayer, Pantera, etc.

My Favorite Movies:

Sin City, Once Upon A Time In Mexico, 28 Days Later

My Favorite TV Shows:

The Shield, America's Most Wanted, The Ultimate Fighter

My Heros:

Adolph Hitler, Ghengis Khan,

My Favorite Books:

Hustler, Swank, Fox, Cheri

My Favorite Sports:

I hate sports except Bodybuilding and MMA.

Cultural References:

Amsterdam-hos and weed!!!

My Ideal Weekend would be:

ass raping Jessica Alba

My Vices are:

I'm a law abiding Christian with no vices.

What's in my refrigerator:

a couple dead hookers

Stuff I really hate:

Al Sharpton, Joe Arpaio, Rev Farrahkan, Jimmy Swaggart, Benny Hinn

Children:

I don't want kids

Education:

Some college

My Marital Status:

Single

Smoker:

No

Drinker

No

Sexual Orientation:

Straight

Religious:

No

My Religion:

Atheist

My Astrological Sign:

Aries (Ram): March 21-April 19

My Ethnicity:

White / Caucasian

My Muscularity:

I Live At The Gym

My Body Type:

Bodybuilder

My Head Hair:

Lots

My Face Hair:

Some

My Body Hair:

None