Women dont read. Its degrading

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Excerpt: Seen it all before but its a good refresher. Hot Lunch - While receiving head from a woman, you proceed to on her chest (A k a the Cleveland Steamer). This woman then becomes the "lunch lady". The Stranger - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else. Airtight - A ...

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Old 12-Dec-2002, 12:24 PM   #1

Seen it all before but its a good refresher.

Hot Lunch - While receiving head from a woman, you proceed to on her chest (A k a the Cleveland Steamer). This woman then becomes the "lunch lady".
The Stranger - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

Airtight - A woman is said to be airtight when her anus, vagina, and mouth are all full of penis.

Western Grip - When jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you It is the same grip that rodeo folks use Hence, western

The Blumpkin - Getting a blowjob while on the toilet.

Donkey Punch - While enjoying a woman doggy style, moments before you cum, sticking your penis in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head. This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her tightens up. Variations include kidney punches.

Frothy Walrus - As a man climaxes during a blowjob, he makes a joke, causing the blower to laugh, thus expelling the semen out his or her nose.

Strawberry Shortcake - After a man ejaculates on his partners face, he punches them in the nose. The blood and semen mix to for a pinkish red-and-white streaked mess, looking much like a strawberry shortcake.

Tony Danza - Variant of the donkey punch. Includes the male asking the female, "Who's the boss?" Before she can answer, she is punched in the back of the head, whereupon the man says, "Tony in' Danza."

Golden Shower - Any form of ing all over another person (a k a - watersports).

Pearl Necklace - Well known. Whenever a man cums on the neck/cleavage area of a person - it takes on the look of beautiful jewelry.

Purple Mushroom - This occurs when a someone is giving you oral sex and you withdraw your penis in order to poke it back into their cheek. It should leave a lasting impression similar to purple mushroom.

Fishhook - When having sex from behind, hook your fingers into their mouth and pull back, baring the teeth.

Bismarck- This is another one involving oral sex. Right before you are about to cum, you pull out, shooting your load all over your lover's face, aiming for an eye. You then punch the soiled eye.

The Woody Woodpecker - When someone is sucking on your balls, tap the head of your on their forehead.

Dogs in a Tub - This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a person's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.

Tossing Salad - Another prison act where one person is forced to basically chow with the help of whatever condiments are available, i e Jell-O, olive oil, etc. Porized by comedian Chris Rock.

The Bucking Bronco- An all time classic. You start by having sex from behind, and then just when your partner is really enjoying it, you grab onto them somehow as tightly as possible and call out another person's name, usually an ex. Then hold on as long as you can as they try to buck you off.

Snowjob - Blowjob involving ice cubes.

The Dirty Sanchez - A time honored event in which, while doing your partner from behind, you insert your finger into said person's , pull it out, wipe it across their upper lip leaving a thin, moustache. This makes them look like someone whose name would be Dirty Sanchez. Frat house variants include sneaking up on an unsuspecting frat brother after soiling your own finger, placing it below their nose, and yelling, "Dirty Sanchez!"

Zebra - When two black people enjoy one white person.

The ChiliDog - You take a poo on a girl's and then place your penis between her . Also accomplished after anal sex without the pooing.

Glass Bottom Boat - Putting saran wrap over your partners face and laying a hot there. Particularly por in Japan. Also known as Fudge Topping.

Ray-Bans - Put your s over your partner's eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it: ass on forhead.)

Snowmobile - Always a blast. When getting your partner while they're on all fours, sweep out their arms out so they fall on her face.

Chaugle - To in your mates drawers. In usage, "I gave him Chaugle Pants".

High-Fiving - When two men are enjoying the same partner from opposite ends.

Chicken - A woman, while riding a man's , chokes him until he's unconscious.

Felching - After a man ejaculates into someone's anus, he sucks it out through a straw. Por in Los Angeles.

Crossed Swords - A blowjob involving two penises at one time. Three becomes a Jawbreaker.

Docking - Por among gay men. Pulling the foreskin of one penis over the head of the partner's, to create a "penis ".

Lucky Pierre - When three men have formed a sex train, the lover in the middle is known as the "Lucky Pierre".

New Jersey Meat Hook - When a man is having sex with a woman from behind, he then places a finger in her anus to pull him up and down his penis.

Perfect Ten - The maximum number of men a woman can pleasure at one time. So called because of the math involved: one each in the mouth, anus, and vagina, one in each hand, one in the crook of each elbow, one in the bend of each knee and one between the feet.

Shanghai Surprise - When you find out your lover is not the sex you thought they were, you've been given the Shanghai Surprise.

Dutch Oven - Rather simple. Whenever you pass gas while in bed, pull the covers over both of your head so your partner can enjoy your pork and beans as well.
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Old 12-Dec-2002, 12:33 PM   #2
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Lol Some funny
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Old 18-Dec-2002, 03:22 PM   #3

tried the "snomobile" last night. chick didnt like it :-)
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Old 20-Dec-2002, 03:40 PM   #4
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BUMP for F**king hilarious!
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