This is what my ex told me... decipher please

[deco]

Me- I'm over you but i can try and be your friend
her- maybe i dont want to get over you
Please don't tell me if you're screwing someone else. ever. I won't tell you either.
Me- I don't care if you tell me. Go at it.
her- well you will probobly screw someone before I will
me- do you want me to wait for you to screw someone first?
her- basically

Then to top it all off, she throws in "well if it was to just happen and I met someone, I still want to have a chance with you because we make a good couple"

Shes trying to hang out with me daily but im ready to move on. I wish her well and all but I could give a rats ass what her relationship plans are

Anyway.. whats wrong with women nowadays?

This would be the first female friend I would even consider but after that, Don't wanna have nothin to do with it

 

[Smurfy]

why are you talking to your ex?

 

[ortiz34]

translation = run

 

[PICK3]

translation = you have a small cawk

 

[deco]

translation = you have a small cawk

thats what I was thinking

 

[deco]

why are you talking to your ex?

I made an exception

 

[chris302001]

lol @ basically

 

[miplank]

translation=She had so much fun cheating on you the first time she might want to get back together and do it again.

 

[EnderJE]

Try this...

You - I've found someone new and screwing someone. His name is Steve. Hello?

 

[PICK3]

translation = wimmenzs will fuckin rip your heart out and use it as a door mat