**Official Pot Foggers Tax Return Thread** (aka mrplunkey tribute)

[calveless wonder]

mitch skipped over the "as long as it's legal" part

 

[billfred]

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[miplank]

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did you just call yourself a fag?

 

[mrplunkey]

mitch skipped over the "as long as it's legal" part

So angry!

I thought pot was supposed to chill you folks out.

 

[miplank]

he ran out

 

[mrplunkey]

he ran out

But it's not addictive! He should be able to run out and not miss a beat.

 

[digimon7068]

yeah. I've been told that by many people now. I don't have a CPA or tax advisor, I've always prided myself on doing my own taxes and I use online software for it. Now people are saying I need to get more "sophisticated" with my returns.

Also I don't have a lot of income coming in from capital gains or other securities, that doesn't mean I don't hold any of them, it just means I'm not selling any. I'm still in accumulation mode, trying to build some wealth. Don't worry, when I crack 1M in net worth you will all know.

there's nothing wrong with your return perse, it's the lack of other sources of income that i find kind of unusual, considering your level of work-related income...but, it sounds like you have that covered too so, good for you! i'd be interested in where you are squirreling money away (other than retirement assets) where it's growing in value, yet not generating any taxable income? i mean, even if it's tax-free muni's it would still be generating tax-free income that should be reported on Form 1040, line 8b.

and, your tax returns IS simple and there's no reason in the world why you shouldn't do it yourself, if you are so inclined.

by the way, i'm a certified public accountant, i have a masters degree in taxation and i'm also certified in business valuation, forensic accounting and litigation support (if you ever have any questions)...oh and, i have a number of california clients, so i'm familiar with cali tax statutes

 

[digimon7068]

i have a big, old redneck buddy back home that has a hydroponic operation back in the hills...he smokes a lot...we were hanging out one night, drinking some beers and he was casually smoking a stogie-sized J and he chuckled and said..."ya know, they say pot is bad for your memory...funny...i never forget to get high." funny sumbitch, that guy.

 

[miplank]

there's nothing wrong with your return perse, it's the lack of other sources of income that i find kind of unusual, considering your level of work-related income...but, it sounds like you have that covered too so, good for you! i'd be interested in where you are squirreling money away (other than retirement assets) where it's growing in value, yet not generating any taxable income? i mean, even if it's tax-free muni's it would still be generating tax-free income that should be reported on Form 1040, line 8b.

and, your tax returns IS simple and there's no reason in the world why you shouldn't do it yourself, if you are so inclined.

by the way, i'm a certified public accountant, i have a masters degree in taxation and i'm also certified in business valuation, forensic accounting and litigation support (if you ever have any questions)...oh and, i have a number of california clients, so i'm familiar with cali tax statutes

you do it for free for the good bros of EF?

 

[digimon7068]

you do it for free for the good bros of EF?

i have a couple of clients here (they get billed)...and i do a little consultation without billing (answer a couple of questions here and there) but, like you, i gotta