My entire family loves my fiance

[biteme]

They're trying to steal her away from me. I get to babysit while all the girls go to a movie tonight. Oh boy.

 

[digimon7068]

shit. . .my own mother likes my wife better than she likes me. . .i'm kind of a grumpy fucker sometimes. . .

 

[EnderJE]

It's going to make it harder when you tell them how crazy she is.

 

[AAP]

She is going to butterfly knife them to death in the movies.

or was that the other girl.

 

[reno240]

shit. . .my own mother likes my wife better than she likes me. . .i'm kind of a grumpy fucker sometimes. . .

SAME!!

 

[biteme]

She is going to butterfly knife them to death in the movies.

or was that the other girl.

LOL. Man, you've got a good memory

 

[NJjuice22]

my ex girlfriend lives with my mom and sister. try that one on for size.

 

[biteme]

my ex girlfriend lives with my mom and sister. try that one on for size.

Free sex anytime you want?

 

[the_clockwork]

bro's before hoes

 

[javaguru]

my ex girlfriend lives with my mom and sister. try that one on for size.

wtf???? X3