Man I am soooooo PISSED OFF

[snacky cake]

Okay, so I had broken up with seagrave and last day I was there I see my CHI flat iron in his daughter's bathroom and comment, "oh there is my flat iron." He says, "oh no, that is my daughter's." I say, "you bought your 8 year old a $200 flat iron?" He says, "my ex-wife left it here when we divorced." ummmmm...yeah, okay. So, like the day after we break up I''m looking all over for my flat iron. Lo and friggin behold that was my flat iron and he had just put it in his daughters bathroom, either intentionally or not.

So I asked, will you mail it to me. He says come to my house and get it. I explain that that would mean that I have to pack Devin in the car, drive 2 hours to his house and back. Over 4 hours in the car seat is too hard on the baby, and I had to go out of town that weekend.

So, he says that he will mail it.

I wait for a week and then get a message on Friday that he mailed it.

A couple of days later I get an empty white manilla envelope with nothing in it. It's addressed to me but has no return address.

I call my dad and stepmom to see if they sent me something. Nope.

So, I write to seagrave and ask him if he would have sent anything in a white envelope.

HE SAID HE MAILED THE FLAT IRON IN THE WHITE ENVELOPE!!!!!!!

I asked, "why in God's name would you just mail an $200 iron in a plain envelope with no padding."

He said, "if you wanted it you should have come to get it" then calls me an "unappreciative cunt" and says "go complain to your e-friends if you don't like it."

GREAT! After buying another camera and Christmas coming up, I can't afford to buy myself another chi iron.

I pick some real winners.

 

[chris302001]

Oh snap, and she's COTB!


Seriously tho.....that sucks. I dont think he mailed it.

 

[nimbus]

who is this seagrave guy? legit poster or an alter?

 

[beach_bum_dude]

how do I become COTB.....puddles is going to run with this question

 

[snacky cake]

who is this seagrave guy? legit poster or an alter?

he's a legit person, not an alter. I thought he was nice and decent even though we had our differences, up until now. What a JERK! Holy crap!

I even told him that he could send it to me postage due and I would pick it up and pay the postage.

 

[SouthernLord]

I would set up some gay personals on craigslist with his info. That would be fun.

 

[shrimp poboy]

What a deuche bag and WTF is a flat iron?Is that like what you iron your clothes with?

 

[nimbus]

i think it's kind of funny how he said go complain to your efriends and then you did

if you drive over there do you think you can still get it? there's no way he mailed it...what does the postage say?

 

[chris302001]

What a deuche bag and WTF is a flat iron?Is that like what you iron your clothes with?

I use one to iron my pubes

 

[snacky cake]

I would set up some gay personals on craigslist with his info. That would be fun.

lolololololol...

I don't even feel like being vindictive.

I just told him "touche. You wanted to be vindictive, so you scored a point. congratulations."

UGH...I feel dejected.

I don't even think he mailed it.

 

[shrimp poboy]

Pm me his # I'll craigs list his ass from San Fran to Fuckin Helsinki

 

[snacky cake]

What a deuche bag and WTF is a flat iron?Is that like what you iron your clothes with?

to make hair straight and smooth.

 

[miplank]

how much was COTB?


pry could've gotten a nice flat iron for that.

 

[ricco561]

i would set up some gay personals on craigslist with his info. That would be fun.

+1

 

[chris302001]

to make hair straight and smooth.

+1

But you cant use it on fine little nut hairs......they just singe....

 

[shrimp poboy]

Was that nancy ironing his hair?

 

[snacky cake]

i think it's kind of funny how he said go complain to your efriends and then you did

if you drive over there do you think you can still get it? there's no way he mailed it...what does the postage say?

I'll have to look at the postage on the envelope. It arrived with a sticker on it from the post office saying "contents empty" and I thought my parents had forwarded me some mail or something. UGH.

I don't feel like getting even with him. I'm just upset because A. Now I will have to do without one until after x-mas. B. to find out he is an enormous asshole and not the person I thought he was. C. That's another $200 that could have gone towards something new. I keep having to rebuy the things I already owned.

 

[snacky cake]

how much was COTB?


pry could've gotten a nice flat iron for that.

I didn't pay anything for it this time. This was just "leftover" time on the prior COTB

 

[miplank]

I didn't pay anything for it this time. This was just "leftover" time on the prior COTB

ahhh...I was gonna say you were effin' crazy if you paid for it again.






















well...I still think your crazy, that would've just made you more crazy

 

[Cutiebaby]

Pm me his # I'll craigs list his ass from San Fran to Fuckin Helsinki

I believe it

 

[nefertiti]

I'll have to look at the postage on the envelope. It arrived with a sticker on it from the post office saying "contents empty" and I thought my parents had forwarded me some mail or something. UGH.

I don't feel like getting even with him. I'm just upset because A. Now I will have to do without one until after x-mas. B. to find out he is an enormous asshole and not the person I thought he was. C. That's another $200 that could have gone towards something new. I keep having to rebuy the things I already owned.

heather...you can get one of those for muuuuuuuuuuuuch cheaper on amazon. new.

 

[shrimp poboy]

I didn't pay anything for it this time. This was just "leftover" time on the prior COTB

Jnevin said you aint got the balls to black him out with that new cotb

 

[stilleto]

I have a babyliss flat iron that I love, as well as... I can't remember the name but they have informercials for it and it has little teeth that comb your hair while it straightens and steams.

both were less than $50 and work great.

 

[shrimp poboy]

I have a babyliss flat iron that I love, as well as... I can't remember the name but they have informercials for it and it has little teeth that comb your hair while it straightens and steams.

both were less than $50 and work great.

There ya go snacks ya got 150.00 to spare

 

[snacky cake]

I have a babyliss flat iron that I love, as well as... I can't remember the name but they have informercials for it and it has little teeth that comb your hair while it straightens and steams.

both were less than $50 and work great.

I tried that one and it didn't work on my hair, believe it or not. My hair is very, very coarse and thick. Think horse's mane...lol.

 

[snacky cake]

heather...you can get one of those for muuuuuuuuuuuuch cheaper on amazon. new.

I'll look for it. I just hate re-buying things.

 

[miplank]

you could just lay your head onto your ironing board and use your clothes iron. Then you don't have to buy anything

 

[snacky cake]

Well, he apologized and said he really did mean for it to get me or he would not have spent $5 on postage. So.....

well it was stupid and I'm upset but I will forgive it. Shucks.

It just SUCKS.

Oh and the "cunt" word was a bit severe. lol.

 

[stilleto]

I tried that one and it didn't work on my hair, believe it or not. My hair is very, very coarse and thick. Think horse's mane...lol.

mine too. i have VERY curly hair and the babyliss works great. (i have the same hair as bikinimom only mine is long)

 

[snacky cake]

you could just lay your head onto your ironing board and use your clothes iron. Then you don't have to buy anything

They did that in the 70's

 

[shrimp poboy]

Was this guy putting the hammer down?

 

[snacky cake]

mine too. i have VERY curly hair and the babyliss works great. (i have the same hair as bikinimom only mine is long)

hmmmmm...i may try that one, if you think it will really work. I tried another baby bliss and it didn't have steam though, I don't think. anyway, I had bought so many $25-$50 irons that didn't work before I finally broke down and bought the CHI. I had that thing for 5 years and it was still working GREAT. Shucks.

 

[Smurfy]

ok are we dont here now that he has apologized?



next!

 

[snacky cake]

Was this guy putting the hammer down?

what?

I broke up with him if that is what you are asking.

 

[shrimp poboy]

A baby bliss curling iron??I feel like a mary just saying that

 

[snacky cake]

ok are we dont here now that he has apologized?



next!

lol....damn.

let me vent woman!

 

[snacky cake]

A baby bliss curling iron??I feel like a mary just saying that

appropriate!

lol.

 

[shrimp poboy]

what?

I broke up with him if that is what you are asking.

Yeah but did he?

 

[stilleto]

hmmmmm...i may try that one, if you think it will really work. I tried another baby bliss and it didn't have steam though, I don't think. anyway, I had bought so many $25-$50 irons that didn't work before I finally broke down and bought the CHI. I had that thing for 5 years and it was still working GREAT. Shucks.

it REALLY straightens my hair.
if i use a hair straightening cream plus a syrum, and a large brush, and I pull and pull while I blowdry- my hair will curl up in 10 minutes.
with the babyliss, it's so straight it's Sharp.

 

[snacky cake]

Yeah but did he?

did he what?

 

[snacky cake]

it REALLY straightens my hair.
if i use a hair straightening cream plus a syrum, and a large brush, and I pull and pull while I blowdry- my hair will curl up in 10 minutes.
with the babyliss, it's so straight it's Sharp.

I'm going to try getting this one, then. I'll try it!

 

[shrimp poboy]

This thread turned into a beauty salon with a bunch of broads cackling under hair dryers

 

[chris302001]

it REALLY straightens my hair.
if i use a hair straightening cream plus a syrum, and a large brush, and I pull and pull while I blowdry- my hair will curl up in 10 minutes.
with the babyliss, it's so straight it's Sharp.

serum

 

[stilleto]

serum

no, when discussing hair, hair trumps spelling.

 

[cindylou]

I was going to reccomend babyliss myself

Excellent all around on everything

And I also own a chi...and have horse hair lol

 

[canadianhitman]

Well, he apologized and said he really did mean for it to get me

If he'd really wanted you to get it, he would have sent it by priority post...which comes with tracking and insurance should the package not arrive or arrive tampered with/damaged. Who sends something worth 200 bucks by regular mail??? Either he's really a newbie to sending parcels, or a real cheapskate.

 

[Humble Pride]

did he what?

in his ever-politeness,.....he is wondering if you two had sexual relations (ie - putting the hammer-down)

 

[chris302001]

 

[bw1]

he's a legit person, not an alter. I thought he was nice and decent even though we had our differences, up until now. What a JERK! Holy crap!

I even told him that he could send it to me postage due and I would pick it up and pay the postage.

Can I have rebound sex with you?

 

[miplank]

Can I have rebound sex with you?

only if you steal her blow dryer...

 

[bw1]

Pm me his # I'll craigs list his ass from San Fran to Fuckin Helsinki

ololololollololol

 

[bw1]

only if you steal her blow dryer...

 

[txbondsman]

what?

I broke up with him if that is what you are asking.

Will you come do me for awhile on the side, and then break up with me after a while? I'll get you new freakin $200 dollar hair deal....

 

[Smurfy]

it REALLY straightens my hair.
if i use a hair straightening cream plus a syrum, and a large brush, and I pull and pull while I blowdry- my hair will curl up in 10 minutes.
with the babyliss, it's so straight it's Sharp.

heather, dont listen to these crazy people. I also have a CHI and it is the best thing since sliced bread. No other brand is of the same quality. Dont fool yourself into thinking it is.

 

[Smurfy]

oh and also SUPERSKINNYA by paul mitchell i think is the best of all hair serums. i use it daily. but somehow, im still fat

 

[miplank]

I got some hair serum you should try

 

[chewyxrage]

Can someone explain to me how an iron can fit inside an envelope?

 

[shrimp poboy]

Can someone explain to me how an iron can fit inside an envelope?

LOL i thought i was the only one who noticed that

 

[ortiz34]

where is seagrave?

 

[puddlemonkey]

how do I become COTB.....puddles is going to run with this question

Reach arounds. I'll go grab the lube.

 

[beach_bum_dude]

Reach arounds. I'll go grab the lube.

Yeah, I figured you for something like this

 

[Smurfy]

where is seagrave?

 

[chris302001]

oh and also SUPERSKINNYA by paul mitchell i think is the best of all hair serums. i use it daily.

And this is why I thank god, the great spirit, mother earth or who ever that I have a penis.

 

[Smurfy]

And this is why I thank god, the great spirit, mother earth or who ever that I have a penis.

i thank them too that you have a penis

 

[miplank]

i thank them too that you have a penis

wait till he tries to use it...you'll be wishing they gave him an instruction manual.

 

[chris302001]

wait till he tries to use it...you'll be wishing they gave him an instruction manual.

the internet is my instruction manual...and I've been practicing since i was 12.... LOL, TMI?

 

[Smurfy]

wait till he tries to use it...you'll be wishing they gave him an instruction manual.

trust me. he knows how to use it.

 

[miplank]

trust me. he knows how to use it.

how do you know? thought you haven't even met yet.

 

[Bikini Mod]

mine too. i have VERY curly hair and the babyliss works great. (i have the same hair as bikinimom only mine is long)

You just HAD to rub that in... didntcha?!

Hey... it's growing!! I am now sporting a Betty-boop do... Now that winter is here, I will just wear a lotta hats and who knows by springtime it should be grooooooooooovy again.

HeatherRae... I know that 200$ is a lot of money. I just got banged for over 7K for crazee shit, won't discuss it but hey, c'est la vie.

But the upshot is that 200$ is a small amount to pay to get rid of someone that isn't the nicest person on the planet. I would NEVER STEAL from anyone. And then the lamo "If I didn't want to return it I wouldn't have paid 5 bucks in postage?"

Yea... wink, ok.

If it were me and I would have sent the damned thing return receipt/signature requested just to make DAMNED SURE you got it.

I can't imagine a MAN making you pack a baby up and drive 2 hours each way to get something that was small, yet valuable.

 

[gotmilk]

And I also own a chi...and have horse hair lol

I have a ConAir and a horse cock....my hair is flatter than Pick3's mom's chest.....

 

[EnderJE]

All this for a fucking iron? Sheesh, start a collection and we'll get you one.

 

[Smurfy]

how do you know? thought you haven't even met yet.

lol wouldnt you like to know!

 

[stephen4327]

i call bull. ^^^

 

[stilleto]

heather, dont listen to these crazy people. I also have a CHI and it is the best thing since sliced bread. No other brand is of the same quality. Dont fool yourself into thinking it is.

i may be crazy, but my hair is straight up straight.

yo.

or at least, it can be. today it isn't, but whatev.

the chi is great, i know, but i swear my babyliss is just as good. my hair is long (bra strap level) now too.

 

[Smurfy]

i may be crazy, but my hair is straight up straight.

yo.

or at least, it can be. today it isn't, but whatev.

the chi is great, i know, but i swear my babyliss is just as good. my hair is long (bra strap level) now too.

oh i have no idea. Im just being obnoxious.

 

[cindylou]

oh i have no idea. Im just being obnoxious.

lol!

 

[stilleto]

oh i have no idea. Im just being obnoxious.

bite me.

LOL

 

[Smurfy]

bite me.

LOL

lol good times

 

[stilleto]

lol good times

do you want to be the lucky recipient of my really good fart story?

 

[Smurfy]

do you want to be the lucky recipient of my really good fart story?

ever notice that when you floss, it makes your fingers smell bad?


yeah. me either.

 

[chris302001]

ever notice that when you floss, it makes your fingers smell bad?


yeah. me either.

Just cuz I referred to your undies as butt floss doesnt make it actual floss....

 

[Smurfy]

Just cuz I referred to your undies as butt floss doesnt make it actual floss....

did you put those in your mouth? if so, I think i need time to digest this. brb

 

[chris302001]

did you put those in your mouth? if so, I think i need time to digest this. brb

lolololol no I havent put them in my mouth..... not yet....

 

[Razorguns]

nomarriage.com

r

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

nomarriage.com

r

Thank you!

 

[jackangel]

the chi is the best, my gf (stylist) told me so.

who the fuck is seagrave? jesus^2.

 

[Razorguns]

Thank you!

nothing is cuter than middle-aged people with drama!!

r

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

nothing is cuter than middle-aged people with drama!!

r

Well I am a lot more that middle aged. I have no drama, although I can make a lucid statement. I look forward to your next thread, they are always amusing.

refer to puddles sig line..... kinda cute

 

[Stefka]

you could just lay your head onto your ironing board and use your clothes iron. Then you don't have to buy anything

I used to do that. My hair is so thick and wavy that that was the only way to get it straight.

 

[Mr. dB]

how much was COTB?


pry could've gotten a nice flat iron for that.

A new flat iron every three months.

 

[stilleto]

if seagrave is a member here, isn't there a good chance he'll read this?

 

[Humble Pride]

He was reading it earlier...........

 

[snacky cake]

if seagrave is a member here, isn't there a good chance he'll read this?

Yeah, he probably will. Although he almost never posts in chat. He's usually looking at the juicer forums.

Man, 10 pages and I wasn't even here...lol.

Youz guys crack me up.

 

[Bikini Mod]

My hair is curly and that's how I wear what's left of it... DAMMIT!

 

[ricco561]

I don't need an iron.
Spit on two fingers, style and I'm grooving.

 

[Humble Pride]

why was this headache of a thread bumped???????

 

[snacky cake]

why was this headache of a thread bumped???????

 

[jackangel]

Yeah, he probably will. Although he almost never posts in chat. He's usually looking at the juicer forums.

Man, 10 pages and I wasn't even here...lol.

Youz guys crack me up.

lol at our cracking you up.

 

[inkspot]

I have a chi and love it. By now you must know they are no longer a beauty shop purchase and you can pick one up for $100 at target. I don't do wal mart those pigs. Still I hate buying something twice.

 

[snacky cake]

I have a chi and love it. By now you must know they are no longer a beauty shop purchase and you can pick one up for $100 at target. I don't do wal mart those pigs. Still I hate buying something twice.

REally????

Great!

I'm going to drive to lexington and pick one up tomorrow then.

Thanks for the tip!!