I'm losing the battle, and it's all your fault!

[puddlemonkey]

I haven't been out on a Saturday night in over a month. Been trying to cut back/quit since it's probably not healthy for someone my age (35) to be preying on young impressionable girls (no Mitch). However, you non-entertaining fucks are leaving me no choice. I'm trimming my pubes and gettin' in the shower...

 

[nimbus]

THAT'S the part of your lifestyle that you decided was unhealthy?

 

[puddlemonkey]

 

[jaybois]

Puddle now is the time to hunt down the young! I'd say you got 1 maybe 2 years before you slip into another category amigo!

 

[mrplunkey]

I haven't been out on a Saturday night in over a month. Been trying to cut back/quit since it's probably not healthy for someone my age (35) to be preying on young impressionable girls (no Mitch). However, you non-entertaining fucks are leaving me no choice. I'm trimming my pubes and gettin' in the shower...

35 means you are 15 years away from being the creepy old guy at the college bar. If you look a few years younger, then you've still got 20 years.

WTF is wrong with that? Hell, pace yourself. This is a marathon, not a sprint.

 

[-SD-]

35 means you are 15 years away from being the creepy old guy at the college bar. If you look a few years younger, then you've still got 20 years.

WTF is wrong with that? Hell, pace yourself. This is a marathon, not a sprint.

I just got pegged at 26 tonight at a party so im sitting pretty for a good while. And thats with my trademark beard intact

Rob

 

[nimbus]

puddles is still deciding what cologne to wear

 

[jnevin]

I just got pegged at 26 tonight at a party so im sitting pretty for a good while. And thats with my trademark beard intact

Rob

The fuck are you posting here at 10:00 your time if you were at a party? Were you at Chuck E Cheese?

 

[-SD-]

The fuck are you posting here at 10:00 your time if you were at a party? Were you at Chuck E Cheese?

House warming party with a bunch of married 40ish folk, so its lucky to push midnight
I know lame but i take what i can get here rob

 

[jnevin]

I haven't been out on a Saturday night in over a month. Been trying to cut back/quit since it's probably not healthy for someone my age (35) to be preying on young impressionable girls (no Mitch). However, you non-entertaining fucks are leaving me no choice. I'm trimming my pubes and gettin' in the shower...

Yeah whatever Java.