I'm currently sporting ten on the Mohs scale of hardness

[PICK3]

cuz Bellator is cuming on

 

[zwhit]

Cool thread bro

 

[redsamurai]

cuz Bellator is cuming on

I know Brian Rogers, true story.

 

[PICK3]

I know Brian Rogers, true story.

never heard of him


King Mo still to cum!

 

[PICK3]

 

[PICK3]

wtf???

King Mo

 

[Headholio]

Mohs scale of hardness is pretty clever.
I'd give you K, but you probably didn't make that up.

 

[PICK3]

Mohs scale of hardness is pretty clever.
I'd give you K, but you probably didn't make that up.

cum on, bro

the chart alone is work sum k

 

[Headholio]

"You must spread some Karma around before giving it to Pick3 again"

 

[redsamurai]

never heard of him


King Mo still to cum!

Brian "The Predator" Rogers MMA Highlights - YouTube


contracted with Bellator at 185. He's kind of short which is why I've tried to tactfully tell him maybe he should drop to 170. He ain't havin it though.

 

[training700]

Isn't he 5 11? That's more than tall enough for middle weight.

Sent from my DROID3 using EliteFitness

 

[redsamurai]

Isn't he 5 11? That's more than tall enough for middle weight.

Sent from my DROID3 using EliteFitness

hehe, yeah that's what he's listed at. lol

He stands eyeball to eyeball with my friend who is 5'9 with shoes on. Don't get me wrong, the kid is an utter beast. Especially at his walking around weight which is 200+ a few. The word "tank" doesn't do him justice. If he had a few inches more he would have made it to the NFL. I'm not good friends with him but am acquainted with him through one of my best friends. So I see him periodically at some parties and chat him up. Just one of the coolest dudes you could ever want to know.

 

[PICK3]

If he had a few inches more he would have made it to the NFL.

If I had a few moar inches I could have becum a pr0n star

 

[redsamurai]

If I had a few moar inches I could have becum a pr0n star

if by a few you mean 5 or 6, sure.

 

[caligirl85]

How are the fights tonight?? I'm stuck at a late night soccer game

 

[PICK3]

How are the fights tonight?? I'm stuck at a late night soccer game

only watched the prelims

u weren't here to hook me up

 

[caligirl85]

Awwww I'm sorry! I'll send ya some k instead

 

[PICK3]

Awwww I'm sorry! I'll send ya some k instead

j/k

very appreciative of all the hook ups


you rawk

 

[redsamurai]

j/k

very appreciative of all the hook ups


you rawk

oh that's right, don't you illegally stream the fights? haha, nice. What's that H word I'm thinkin of?

 

[PICK3]

oh that's right, don't you illegally stream the fights?

butt I admit to jacking it

knot a bunch of ridiculous qualifiers to justify it using some delusional logic to reach teh moral high ground

What's that H word I'm thinkin of?

"Homo"

 

[redsamurai]

"Homo"

no, Hypocrisy. And you don't exactly watch a couple minuts of the fights and say "hey this ain't bad, now I'll go buy it". So me>you.

 

[PICK3]

no, Hypocrisy. And you don't exactly watch a couple minuts of the fights and say "hey this ain't bad, now I'll go buy it". So me>you.

you don't get it


you're still lost in tall weeds

 

[redsamurai]

I don't really care what you think I don't get. I know ur a pro troll, I don't care. Can I PPV?

 

[PICK3]

I don't really care what you think I don't get. I know ur a pro troll, I don't care. Can I PPV?

your p'wnage is near

 

[caligirl85]

butt I admit to jacking it

knot a bunch of ridiculous qualifiers to justify it using some delusional logic to reach teh moral high ground



"Homo"

Lololol @ homo

 

[PICK3]

Lololol @ homo

ololololol!

 

[caligirl85]

Lololololol

 

[mrplunkey]

lolololololol

This thread is plunkey approved.

 

[PICK3]

lolololololol

This thread is plunkey approved.

ololololo!

 

[redsamurai]

lolololololol

This thread is plunkey approved.

Hey can I steal $60 PPV's?

 

[mrplunkey]

Hey can I steal $60 PPV's?

I prefer to go steal from the local farmers' market. I'd never buy anything there, so it's not really wrong for me to "demo" their products.

 

[PICK3]

oh that's right, don't you illegally stream the fights? haha, nice. What's that H word I'm thinkin of?

I'm racked with guilt

Can you teach me coping mechanisms from the RedScam the EF Cuckold(TM) paradigm?

 

[redsamurai]

I prefer to go steal from the local farmers' market. I'd never buy anything there, so it's not really wrong for me to "demo" their products.

soooooo, I can steal PPV's?

 

[PICK3]

soooooo, I can steal PPV's?

Your avi is ugly as fug!

 

[PICK3]

did u save that pic for your spank bank

 

[redsamurai]

did u save that pic for your spank bank

Of course I have a thing for soccer phags. Blasted all over myself multiple times to it.

 

[PICK3]

Of course I have a thing for soccer phags. Blasted all over myself multiple times to it.

Sum kind of foot fetish?

Well your genitals and feet are mapped in the same proximity as represented by this homunculus image

The Foot Fetish Brain Map - The Sexist

 

[redsamurai]

Is that the anus? where's the prostate?

 

[PICK3]

I prefer to go steal from the local farmers' market. I'd never buy anything there, so it's not really wrong for me to "demo" their products.

organic products

 

[mrplunkey]

soooooo, I can steal PPV's?

Nooooo.... it's not "stealing". It's "demoing".

 

[redsamurai]

Nooooo.... it's not "stealing". It's "demoing".

well it's only "demoing" until you watch the entire event. So how much can i watch before it ain't demoing?

 

[mrplunkey]

well it's only "demoing" until you watch the entire event. So how much can i watch before it ain't demoing?

Since you'd never pay for any of it, why does it matter how much you watch?

Look at EF. You've been "demoing" EF for how many years now? 6? 8?

 

[redsamurai]

Since you'd never pay for any of it, why does it matter how much you watch?

Look at EF. You've been "demoing" EF for how many years now? 6? 8?

oh you're mistaking me for someone else...I always watch the fights with buddies and we all pay for it. But don't let that stop you from the point you were trying to make. Now who is it that steals PPV's again?

 

[mrplunkey]

oh you're mistaking me for someone else...I always watch the fights with buddies and we all pay for it. But don't let that stop you from the point you were trying to make. Now who is it that steals PPV's again?

So even though you won't pay $9 for a service you use multiple times every day for the better part of a decade (EF), we're supposed to believe you'll pay $60+ for a PPV event whose quality is uncertain at best?

I'm skeptical.

 

[redsamurai]

So even though you won't pay $9 for a service you use multiple times every day for the better part of a decade (EF), we're supposed to believe you'll pay $60+ for a PPV event whose quality is uncertain at best?

I'm skeptical.

Basic reading and math comprehension would have allowed you to contruct the basic equation of "$60/#ofbuddies=less than $60"

Basic social construct right there. Been goin on for quite sometime. Friends get together and split the cost of a ppv....I'm sure you could extrapolate that cost saving behavior in some form or another all the way back to our cave dwelling days. And besides who watches PPV's by themselves? oh, wait

 

[PICK3]

Basic reading and math comprehension would have allowed you to contruct the basic equation of "$60/#ofbuddies=less than $60"

Basic social construct right there. Been goin on for quite sometime. Friends get together and split the cost of a ppv....I'm sure you could extrapolate that cost saving behavior in some form or another all the way back to our cave dwelling days. And besides who watches PPV's by themselves? oh, wait

so your mom lets you have the fellas over

 

[redsamurai]

so your mom lets you have the fellas over

we hang at ur moms place. She pays for the ppv in return for...well....

 

[mrplunkey]

we hang at ur moms place. She pays for the ppv in return for...well....

The funny thing about that post is its implication that you've had sex with a woman.

I chortled.

 

[PICK3]

The funny thing about that post is its implication that you've had sex with a woman.

I chortled.

ololololol!

 

[redsamurai]

The funny thing about that post is its implication that you've had sex with a woman.

I chortled.

would it make you feel better if I said we give each other thinly veiled homoerotic high 5's as we pummel P3's mom?


I bet it does doesn't it you silly fat mo.

 

[mrplunkey]

would it make you feel better if I said we give each other thinly veiled homoerotic high 5's as we pummel P3's mom?


I bet it does doesn't it you silly fat mo.

Well now I do have no doubt high fives are involved...

 

[redsamurai]

well there you guy we've put that one bed, feel we've made some real progress here. But don't forget no eye contact.





ps. "Chortling" is the sound homo's make while trying to deep throat uncomfortably large erections. U are so white it's getting uncomfortable.

 

[PICK3]

well there you guy we've put that one bed, feel we've made some real progress here. But don't forget no eye contact.





ps. "Chortling" is the sound homo's make while trying to deep throat uncomfortably large erections. U are so white it's getting uncomfortable.

let's see your mug

 

[mrplunkey]

let's see your mug

Oh dear god no. He might actually post it.

I've still got a pic he posted years ago. My first thought was: "I thought retards were supposed to be happy."

 

[redsamurai]

Oh dear god no. He might actually post it.

I've still got a pic he posted years ago. My first thought was: "I thought retards were supposed to be happy."

you have shit, it's a half shot with my head tilted up. Now you on the other hand, well....lol, got you dead to rights son.

 

[mrplunkey]

you have shit, it's a half shot with my head tilted up. Now you on the other hand, well....lol, got you dead to rights son.

Oh, I'm sure your spank-bank is full of my pictures.

 

[redsamurai]

Oh, I'm sure your spank-bank is full of my pictures.

not with enough viagra to kill an elephant.























now young P3 on the other hand, with that close crop soccer cut of his.....<fap fap> jus sayin

 

[PICK3]

not with enough viagra to kill an elephant.




now young P3 on the other hand, with that close crop soccer cut of his.....<fap fap> jus sayin

you got a lot of bottom duty ahead of you before you're allowed to chose



just sayin'

 

[redsamurai]

you got a lot of bottom duty ahead of you before you're allowed to chose



just sayin'

you couldn't top me if you stood on plump's shoulders. please.

 

[PICK3]

you couldn't top me if you stood on plump's shoulders. please.

butt, I could

 

[redsamurai]

butt, I could

your hairstyle clearly indicates a preferred position of bottom so enough posturing and return to your role. lol