i think i accidentally had foreplay with my horse.

stilleto · Jul 1, 2007

I was in the paddock and he's rubbing his head against my arm. I'm rubbing his head and behind his ears and he's making noise.

so i'm saying "yeahhhhhhh.. you like that, don't you? you DO like that. i know you do.... etc."
then i kissed his nose and walked away.

i looked back, and he had a GIANT horse erection.

:worried:

Smurfy · Jul 1, 2007

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww wtf Im eating!

stilleto · Jul 1, 2007

Smurfy said:
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww wtf Im eating!

horse erection???
ewww.

jh1 · Jul 1, 2007

fucking cock tease...

crazyjoe · Jul 1, 2007

stilleto said:
I was in the paddock and he's rubbing his head against my arm. I'm rubbing his head and behind his ears and he's making noise.

so i'm saying "yeahhhhhhh.. you like that, don't you? you DO like that. i know you do.... etc."
then i kissed his nose and walked away.

i looked back, and he had a GIANT horse erection.

ortiz34 · Jul 1, 2007

You seem to have that effect on horses, I always knew there was some correlation with you smelling like Horse poop and it giving them red rockets.

Raptorex · Jul 1, 2007

I'm bigger

Mr. dB · Jul 1, 2007

If a nice lady rubbed me behind the ears and whispered "yeah you like that don't you" I'd have a huge horse erection too.

stilleto · Jul 1, 2007

Mr. dB said:
If a nice lady rubbed me behind the ears and whispered "yeah you like that don't you" I'd have a huge horse erection too.

do you like carrots?

and being ridden?

mountain muscle · Jul 2, 2007

Did you accidently swallow too?

Yeah Silleto, I'm bored.

stilleto · Jul 2, 2007

mountain muscle said:
Did you accidently swallow too?

Yeah Silleto, I'm bored.

ewww. that's gwoss.

he was happy to see me this morning.

bw1 · Jul 3, 2007

stilleto said:
I was in the paddock and he's rubbing his head against my arm. I'm rubbing his head and behind his ears and he's making noise.

so i'm saying "yeahhhhhhh.. you like that, don't you? you DO like that. i know you do.... etc."
then i kissed his nose and walked away.

i looked back, and he had a GIANT horse erection.

You went back and touched it didn't you

stilleto · Jul 3, 2007

bw1 said:
You went back and touched it didn't you

well if he's gonna wag it in my face...

bw1 · Jul 3, 2007

stilleto said:
well if he's gonna wag it in my face...

blueta2 · Jul 3, 2007

This would have never happened in Canada ;-)

stilleto · Jul 3, 2007

blueta2 said:
This would have never happened in Canada ;-)

that's cause canadians aren't even sexy to farm animals.

blueta2 · Jul 3, 2007

stilleto said:
that's cause canadians aren't even sexy to farm animals.

I got my Dashund hard once, by accident of course!

bw1 · Jul 3, 2007

blueta2 said:
I got my Dashund hard once, by accident of course!

This thread is heading into .................... :worried:

vixensghost · Jul 3, 2007

LOL..How did I miss this?

Male horses...Men..No difference.

reno240 · Jul 3, 2007

stilleto said:
I was in the paddock and he's rubbing his head against my arm. I'm rubbing his head and behind his ears and he's making noise.

so i'm saying "yeahhhhhhh.. you like that, don't you? you DO like that. i know you do.... etc."
then i kissed his nose and walked away.

i looked back, and he had a GIANT horse erection.

HAHAHA - oh - how many times this has happened to me.....

stilleto · Jul 3, 2007

vixensghost said:
LOL..How did I miss this?

Male horses...Men..No difference.

you might be right. mine runs to me when he sees me, then just pushes his big head into my chest.

yup.

reno240 · Jul 3, 2007

stilleto said:
you might be right. mine runs to me when he sees me, then just pushes his big head into my chest.

yup.

HAHAHA - oh - how many times I have done this...

stilleto · Jul 3, 2007

reno240 said:
HAHAHA - oh - how many times I have done this...

lol

but not to me.

reno240 · Jul 3, 2007

stilleto said:
lol

but not to me.

Shit - then who was that? Oh well.

vixensghost · Jul 3, 2007

stilleto said:
you might be right. mine runs to me when he sees me, then just pushes his big head into my chest.

yup.

Yeah, too bad our men's semen ain;t worth what a full bred horses's is though.

lol..Reminds me of the bull semen show with Gene Simmons.Ever watch his show?Funny.

stilleto · Jul 3, 2007

vixensghost said:
Yeah, too bad our men's semen ain;t worth what a full bred horses's is though.

lol..Reminds me of the bull semen show with Gene Simmons.Ever watch his show?Funny.

um. no. i'm pretty sure i've NEVER seen that... :worried:

reno240 · Jul 3, 2007

vixensghost said:
Yeah, too bad our men's semen ain;t worth what a full bred horses's is though.

lol..Reminds me of the bull semen show with Gene Simmons.Ever watch his show?Funny.

Hey - I'll have you know I can clear a cool $2.38 per pint. Beat that!!

vixensghost · Jul 3, 2007

stilleto said:
um. no. i'm pretty sure i've NEVER seen that...

Gene invested in a bull farm. The farm was getting a ton of cash from selling bull semen to ranchers for breeding purposes. IF I recall, Gene made a small fortune on the concept.

I like Gene's show..Check it out if you get a chance.

stilleto · Jul 3, 2007

vixensghost said:
Gene invested in a bull farm. The farm was getting a ton of cash from selling bull semen to ranchers for breeding purposes. IF I recall, Gene made a small fortune on the concept.

I like Gene's show..Check it out if you get a chance.

ok, i'll check it out.

samoth · Jul 3, 2007

I wish I had a horse.

Jousting would be a fun sport.

:cow:

stilleto · Jul 3, 2007

samoth said:
I wish I had a horse.

Jousting would be a fun sport.

you'd have to find other wierdos to joust with though.

samoth · Jul 3, 2007

stilleto said:
you'd have to find other wierdos to joust with though.

Admit it, you'd try it once.

:cow:

Scotsman · Jul 3, 2007

Damnit now I'm jealous of Stilleto's horse.

Cheers,
Scotsman

fistfullofsteel · Jul 3, 2007

you and frisky need serious help. stop having sex with horses. it's illegal.

Scotsman · Jul 4, 2007

fistfullofsteel said:
you and frisky need serious help. stop having sex with horses. it's illegal.

Hey as long as frisky claims it's a relative I'm sure it's fine in Louisiana.

Cheers,
Scotsman

bigmann245 · Jul 4, 2007

that was YOU in that video i saw????

Scotsman · Jul 4, 2007

bigmann245 said:
that was YOU in that video i saw????

Nope I'm just hung like a horse.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman

bigmann245 · Jul 4, 2007

Scotsman said:
Nope I'm just hung like a horse.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman

dude where do you put it when going about everyday life???

oh wait nevermind i think i know. :worried:

Scotsman · Jul 4, 2007

bigmann245 said:
dude where do you put it when going about everyday life???

oh wait nevermind i think i know.

You've seen the kilt, that's what the long socks are for.

Cheers,
Scotsman

heatherrae · Jul 4, 2007

about this entire thread.

Scotsman · Jul 5, 2007

heatherrae said:
about this entire thread.

about you!!!!

Cheers,
Scotsman

Scotsman · Jul 11, 2007

Scotsman said:
Damnit now I'm jealous of Stilleto's horse.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Because still a ho needs to see how this thread ended up.

Cheers,
Scotsman

pintoca · Jul 11, 2007

Mr. dB said:
If a nice lady rubbed me behind the ears and whispered "yeah you like that don't you" I'd have a huge horse erection too.

+1^n-1

i think i accidentally had foreplay with my horse.

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