I now have to suppress laughter when someone says "I want a tossed salad"

[RottenWillow]

The classic vid of the convict talkin bout toss my salad immediately comes to mind.

I want a tossed salad.
yes sir, certainly. By whom? And is it your own salad you would like tossed?

 

[RottenWillow]

Went out to dinner with my family Saturday night and my father ordered a tossed salad. I instantly started to grin and had to look away. My brother called me a douchebag later.

 

[-SD-]

ive never heard anyone order tossed salad. must be regional thing

 

[jnevin]

Jelly or syrup?

 

[RottenWillow]

ive never heard anyone order tossed salad. must be regional thing

No actually it's an old person thing. I've only ever heard peeps like 60 and over say that.

 

[RottenWillow]

Jelly or syrup?

plain

 

[Scotsman]

Last time I was at olive garden right after the waitor finished grating the cheese into the salad bowl he asked if we'd like him to toss that. Took ever fiber of my being not to bust out laughing.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[RottenWillow]

Last time I was at olive garden right after the waitor finished grating the cheese into the salad bowl he asked if we'd like him to toss that. Took ever fiber of my being not to bust out laughing.

Cheers,
Scotsman

YES! It's not just me.

 

[manny78]

Just for you darlin'

 

[Scotsman]

YES! It's not just me.

Don't be too excited about having something in common with me it's most likely a bad sign.

Cheers,
Scotsman