EF Wimminz

[puddlemonkey]

I have to say that after today I have much more appreciation for you. I went to another forum earlier (which will remain nameless) to hunt down our missing birthday boy (to no avail btw). While I was there I couldn't help feel something was definitely not right with that place. Cookie cutter posts page after page made by late teen/early twenty males flooded the board. I didn't see one female poster the entire time, it was a total sausage fest. Overall it just lacked variety and personality, I couldn't find anything there that was appealing. So, um... I'm sorry for being all negative towards women lately. You girls make this a much better place to be and I hope you never leave.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I feel like a SWV and I don't care.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Where's Cindy I want to give her a hug

 

[Cal_21]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[KillahBee]

File this under "Healother Type E-Game"

 

[javaguru]

I have to say that after today I have much more appreciation for you. I went to another forum earlier (which will remain nameless) to hunt down our missing birthday boy (to no avail btw). While I was there I couldn't help feel something was definitely not right with that place. Cookie cutter posts page after page made by late teen/early twenty males flooded the board. I didn't see one female poster the entire time, it was a total sausage fest. Overall it just lacked variety and personality, I couldn't find anything there that was appealing. So, um... I'm sorry for being all negative towards women lately. You girls make this a much better place to be and I hope you never leave.

Monkeypuddle...fallen bro into swv.....

wiminz is the downfall of us all, we can't help it....it's nature....

 

[puddlemonkey]

I doubled my vicodin dose tonight, but I think I'd still feel the same otherwise.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I think

 

[javaguru]

I doubled my vicodin dose tonight, but I think I'd still feel the same otherwise.

I've been pwned too.....it's nature mang....reason will overcome...

 

[puddlemonkey]

My wall clock says its 67 degrees in my house, yet I'm hot

 

[javaguru]

My wall clock says its 67 degrees in my house, yet I'm hot

Mine sayz 68.....I'm cold.

 

[Cal_21]

My wall clock says its 67 degrees in my house, yet I'm hot

it's 69 degrees in here...but my wall clocks still says puddle's hot

 

[puddlemonkey]

I'm eye candy

 

[javaguru]

I'm eye candy

 

[Cal_21]

ololololol

 

[Cal_21]

I'm eye candy

You misspelled tongue

 

[puddlemonkey]

You disagree?

 

[javaguru]

You disagree?

I'm not EF wiminz.....

 

[puddlemonkey]

I'm not EF wiminz.....

Then wake jh1 up.....

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

I have to say that after today I have much more appreciation for you. I went to another forum earlier (which will remain nameless) to hunt down our missing birthday boy (to no avail btw). While I was there I couldn't help feel something was definitely not right with that place. Cookie cutter posts page after page made by late teen/early twenty males flooded the board. I didn't see one female poster the entire time, it was a total sausage fest. Overall it just lacked variety and personality, I couldn't find anything there that was appealing. So, um... I'm sorry for being all negative towards women lately. You girls make this a much better place to be and I hope you never leave.

You fuckin suckup.

 

[javaguru]

Then wake jh1 up.....

Methink's he's coked out right now...

 

[puddlemonkey]

You fuckin suckup.

You guys are going to make me regret posting this aren't you? lol

 

[javaguru]

You guys are going to make me regret posting this aren't you? lol

X10

 

[puddlemonkey]

fuck

 

[Lestat]

File this under "Healother Type E-Game"

..

 

[javaguru]

fuck

And it's going to keep getting bumped because it's a high profile thread......

 

[Cal_21]

Puddle=sechtzie?

 

[puddlemonkey]

Puddle=sechtzie?

Puddle=EyeCandy

I thought we already went over this?

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

File this under "Healother Type E-Game"

Even healother has more game then puddlemonkey and would never stoop to this low form of sucking up so shamelessly like a huge SWV.

 

[puddlemonkey]

You guys are brutal

 

[Cal_21]

HO que orbz...speaking of wimminz (not anyone from EF.com)

SO I'm drinking a bit (since the Raider game) a bish texteses me...I end up telling her I'm horny...she is a lil freak...she sends me a vid on my phone of her using her vibrator on herself...It's hot & what not...then I see a fucking thing on her vib...like a nasty ass stain...not like cum or anything..it's like a chunk of something...I'm like wtf. Totally destroeyed the hotness of the vid... Now she wants to cum over...but I'm totally repulsed by her vag now... (Never been in the vag zone, just got dome from her like twice)...I'm thinking I'll tell her I'm sleepy...hmmm lol

 

[puddlemonkey]

HO que orbz...speaking of wimminz (not anyone from EF.com)

SO I'm drinking a bit (since the Raider game) a bish texteses me...I end up telling her I'm horny...she is a lil freak...she sends me a vid on my phone of her using her vibrator on herself...It's hot & what not...then I see a fucking thing on her vib...like a nasty ass stain...not like cum or anything..it's like a chunk of something...I'm like wtf. Totally destroeyed the hotness of the vid... Now she wants to cum over...but I'm totally repulsed by her vag now... (Never been in the vag zone, just got dome from her like twice)...I'm thinking I'll tell her I'm sleepy...hmmm lol

She's cheating on you.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Ask her what it was. Slat1 would.

 

[Cal_21]

She's cheating on you.

LOL!!!!!!!!!! This isn't like my ex who I'm all SWV x400 about. It's just a random bish. lol. It was a metallic vib...so it was easier to see. But I seriously have no fucking clue what it coulda been...like a piece of pumpkin guts LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

Good thing I never finger-banged this broad

 

[javaguru]

LOL!!!!!!!!!! This isn't like my ex who I'm all SWV x400 about. It's just a random bish. lol. It was a metallic vib...so it was easier to see. But I seriously have no fucking clue what it coulda been...like a piece of pumpkin guys LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

Good thing I never finger-banged this broad

We menz are weak when it comes to the right wiminz...

 

[javaguru]

You guys are brutal

I helped you out with my new thread...you owe me...

 

[Cal_21]

We menz are weak when it comes to the right wiminz...

For real bro!!!

It's bad because I don't open up to just any chick. So when I do it's 10X worse...

 

[javaguru]

For real bro!!!

It's bad because I don't open up to just any chick. So when I do it's 10X worse...

I concur.....when she is special..damn we're stupid....

 

[samoth]

I know what Puddles is saying, and I agree.

 

[Cal_21]

I know what Puddles is saying, and I agree.

Samoth's a good bro...one of my fav modz

 

[Cal_21]

P.s. I've been stealing your "TITCR" line :man-blush*

 

[javaguru]

I know what Puddles is saying, and I agree.

Is the cow in love? Inquiring minds want to know?

 

[samoth]

Is the cow in love? Inquiring minds want to know?

I've always loved Puddle Monkey in a brotherly metal sort of way. That, and he's a more interesting poster than 99% of the posters here.

^ TITCR.

 

[puddlemonkey]

That, and he's a more interesting poster than 99% of the posters here.

 

[puddlemonkey]

brb, my vicodins are wearing off...

 

[Cal_21]

I would drill a fucking hole in Brooke Hogan

 

[puddlemonkey]

Who?

 

[Cal_21]

Who?

Hulk's daughter

 

[puddlemonkey]

Not sure I've seen her.

 

[Cal_21]

http://www.adpunch.org/images/hog2_25.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y5/thesilka/brooke-hogan-short-purple-dress04.jpg

http://www.wiregirl.com/wp-content/Images/Brooke Hogan/_brooke_hogan_bro4.jpg

 

[puddlemonkey]

http://www.adpunch.org/images/hog2_25.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y5/thesilka/brooke-hogan-short-purple-dress04.jpg

http://www.wiregirl.com/wp-content/Images/Brooke Hogan/_brooke_hogan_bro4.jpg

Oh wow! I'd definitely knock her up before pushing her down the stairs.

 

[Cal_21]

Oh wow! I'd definitely knock her up before pushing her down the stairs.

Stairs is old school. You jump directly on the stummy...it's called the tramp-o-spleen olololol

 

[puddlemonkey]

lololol

 

[Cal_21]

lololol

ololololololol

 

[blueta2]

Oh wow! I'd definitely knock her up before pushing her down the stairs.

great way to appreciate women

 

[nimbus]

lol

 

[Gymgurl]

Just resign to the fact that they never will on EF

 

[stilleto]

this thread is hot.

 

[SoKlueles]

this thread brought a tear to my eye

 

[cindylou]

I'll give you a hug Puddle

 

[javaguru]

Hulk's daughter

Brooke Hogan? She's a little thick for my taste.

She's no Hannah Montana.....just sayin'

 

[binö]

HO que orbz...speaking of wimminz (not anyone from EF.com)

SO I'm drinking a bit (since the Raider game) a bish texteses me...I end up telling her I'm horny...she is a lil freak...she sends me a vid on my phone of her using her vibrator on herself...It's hot & what not...then I see a fucking thing on her vib...like a nasty ass stain...not like cum or anything..it's like a chunk of something...I'm like wtf. Totally destroeyed the hotness of the vid... Now she wants to cum over...but I'm totally repulsed by her vag now... (Never been in the vag zone, just got dome from her like twice)...I'm thinking I'll tell her I'm sleepy...hmmm lol

post the fucking video for christ sake

 

[KillahBee]

post the fucking video for christ sake

he's never even seen/touched the holy grail yet she's sending vids of her self-blasting? Somethin ain't right

Vid posting must commence

 

[binö]

he's never even seen/touched the holy grail yet she's sending vids of her self-blasting? Somethin ain't right

Vid posting must commence

i wanna see what the mystery stain is all about

 

[H_T_]

brooke hogan is a swine. and she doesn't know how to balance a checkbook...

 

[javaguru]

brooke hogan is a swine. and she doesn't know how to balance a checkbook...

and she's no Hannah Montana.....

 

[Tytan]

Preach on brother...

 

[H_T_]

and she's no Hannah Montana.....

right. she's like 3 of her. looks like cameron diaz' uglier, more boxing'd up sister...

 

[LuluDeren]

I have to say that after today I have much more appreciation for you. I went to another forum earlier (which will remain nameless) to hunt down our missing birthday boy (to no avail btw). While I was there I couldn't help feel something was definitely not right with that place. Cookie cutter posts page after page made by late teen/early twenty males flooded the board. I didn't see one female poster the entire time, it was a total sausage fest. Overall it just lacked variety and personality, I couldn't find anything there that was appealing. So, um... I'm sorry for being all negative towards women lately. You girls make this a much better place to be and I hope you never leave.

It's...it's a TRAP!

 

[vixensghost]

I agree Lu Lu....He wants something.......


Now, what does he want?

 

[Tytan]

What we all want right, PICS !!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[javaguru]

right. she's like 3 of her. looks like cameron diaz' uglier, more boxing'd up sister...

Hannah Montana doesn't need an endorsement deal to afford ten back-up dancers...

 

[H_T_]

Hannah Montana doesn't need an endorsement deal to afford ten back-up dancers...

hannamanana is better. for sure. brooke is a fat, shiftless american....paris hilton on h-g-h...

 

[KillahBee]

I love me some brooke hogan

 

[nefertiti]

It's...it's a TRAP!

 

[puddlemonkey]

I'll give you a hug Puddle

 

[puddlemonkey]

I agree Lu Lu....He wants something.......


Now, what does he want?

I'm a guy, of course I want something. But I'm serious, that other place was lame without women posters.

 

[vixensghost]

I'm a guy, of course I want something. But I'm serious, that other place was lame without women posters.

R U talking about 'tween the sheets?

I posted some dirty stories over there looooong ago.

 

[puddlemonkey]

R U talking about 'tween the sheets?

I posted some dirty stories over there looooong ago.

lol, no, it was another board all together.

 

[vixensghost]

lol, no, it was another board all together.

Well, which one?U gonna leave me hanging?

 

[puddlemonkey]

Well, which one?U gonna leave me hanging?

Yes I am! You just want to know so you can go there and be the only woman and get oodles of attention, huh? Well, we're not letting you leave so sit back down and stfu.


Actually I don'[t know if we're suppose to speak of other boards openly on EF.

 

[vixensghost]

Yes I am! You just want to know so you can go there and be the only women and get oodles of attention, huh? Well, we're not letting you leave so sit back down and stfu.


Actually I don'[t know if we're suppose to speak of other boards openly on EF.

lol.. 'dis monkey gets plenty of attention in real life. However, a good laugh arond here is always welcome.

 

[heatherrae]

I have to say that after today I have much more appreciation for you. I went to another forum earlier (which will remain nameless) to hunt down our missing birthday boy (to no avail btw). While I was there I couldn't help feel something was definitely not right with that place. Cookie cutter posts page after page made by late teen/early twenty males flooded the board. I didn't see one female poster the entire time, it was a total sausage fest. Overall it just lacked variety and personality, I couldn't find anything there that was appealing. So, um... I'm sorry for being all negative towards women lately. You girls make this a much better place to be and I hope you never leave.

Does this mean you will lick my kitty for me?

 

[Cal_21]

hannamanana is better. for sure. brooke is a fat, shiftless american....paris hilton on h-g-h...

ollololololol

 

[puddlemonkey]

Does this mean you will lick my kitty for me?

Maybe once it returns to normal size.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I have to say that after today I have much more appreciation for you. I went to another forum earlier (which will remain nameless) to hunt down our missing birthday boy (to no avail btw). While I was there I couldn't help feel something was definitely not right with that place. Cookie cutter posts page after page made by late teen/early twenty males flooded the board. I didn't see one female poster the entire time, it was a total sausage fest. Overall it just lacked variety and personality, I couldn't find anything there that was appealing. So, um... I'm sorry for being all negative towards women lately. You girls make this a much better place to be and I hope you never leave.

Holy shit I'm pathetic! I need to throw out my vicodins!

 

[Cal_21]

Holy shit I'm pathetic! I need to throw out my vicodins!

 

[PICK3]

Brooke Hogan? She's a little thick for my taste.

She's no Hannah Montana.....just sayin'

pedo alert

 

[puddlemonkey]

brooke hogan is a swine. and she doesn't know how to balance a checkbook...

Do any of them?


Where the hell are you HT?

 

[heatherrae]

Do any of them?


Where the hell are you HT?

shameless bump to prove you like women after todays thread debacle?


LOL.

 

[puddlemonkey]

shameless bump to prove you like women after todays thread debacle?


LOL.

My PR girl told me to do it.

 

[bw1]

I have to say that after today I have much more appreciation for you. I went to another forum earlier (which will remain nameless) to hunt down our missing birthday boy (to no avail btw). While I was there I couldn't help feel something was definitely not right with that place. Cookie cutter posts page after page made by late teen/early twenty males flooded the board. I didn't see one female poster the entire time, it was a total sausage fest. Overall it just lacked variety and personality, I couldn't find anything there that was appealing. So, um... I'm sorry for being all negative towards women lately. You girls make this a much better place to be and I hope you never leave.

Fag

 

[puddlemonkey]

 

[heatherrae]

My PR girl told me to do it.

liar! We all know you wouldn't hire a woman, you woman hater! lololololol


PS -- if you are trying to look enlightened now call them "women" instead of "girls" unless they are underaged. lol.

 

[curvymommy]

This was a really sweet post. I wasn't even around when it originated though!

 

[puddlemonkey]

liar! We all know you wouldn't hire a woman, you woman hater! lololololol

lol this is 100% true, I don't hire women. But I have very good reasons for such!

 

[curvymommy]

lol this is 100% true, I don't hire women. But I have very good reasons for such!

What? Cause they'll work for free?

 

[puddlemonkey]

What? Cause they'll work for free?

In all honesty they can't do the job here. Well, they could do my job maybe, but surfing the internet 8 hours a day isn't difficult.

 

[curvymommy]

In all honesty they can't do the job here. Well, they could do my job maybe, but surfing the internet 8 hours a day isn't difficult.

Sounds like my "job". For real though...my male counterpart couldn't do it either. No matter what he says.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Sounds like my "job". For real though...my male counterpart couldn't do it either. No matter what he says.

lol

This job requires the ability to lift very heavy items that 99.578% of women just can't do. Nothing against them personally. I even fucked my back up lifting a 500lb treadmill a couple years ago.