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So, you gave it up to the last guy on the first date and a week later, you're shocked at the realization that he has no intention of calling back. What did you do wrong, you ask? You gave him exactly what you thought he wanted. Well, let me tell your dumb ass. The trick to winning a man over is to always save something for next time. Give him an incentive to keep coming back for more and more. The amount of time he has to spend with you prior to being given the key to your castle assures one of two things.
a) If he hangs around long enough to score you can rest assured he has an interest in the real you...otherwise he would simply move on to easier targets.
b) You will now know enough about him to decide if he's worthy of becoming the keymaster.
Women control the world. I am amazed that many of you are too clueless (translation - desperate to be loved) to figure that out. You control half the money and all of the pussy, and if you have all the pussy it's only a matter of time before you have all the money.
Okay, you asked for it...you got it. DT's "Nookie By Numbers" guide to dating success. You want to keep that man interested and coming back for more? Want to prevent him from thinking you're a prude yet not give the store away too soon? Here's how ya do it.
I should note that this timeline is assuming you're seeing him once a week. If you see him 3 times a week and give it up at the end of week 2 you can still color him gone. He may come back for another spin around the block but he's probably not viewing you as girlfriend material. Also note that this timeline is inappropriate for "internet relationships". If you've been talking on the computer/phone for weeks or months before meeting you've probably got his interest. Personally I believe it is okay to go all the way on the first in-person date under those circumstances.
Date #1 - The Courtesy Kiss
A friendly hug and quick peck on the mouth. You must not allow his lips to remain in contact with yours for more than one second, although an encore 2nd kiss is permissable as long as it is also does not exceed one full second in duration.
Date #2 - The Dental Office Visit
The second week brings more kissing. Tonight you explore each other's mouths with your tongue. The kiss is combined with a groping hug as long as long as no hands attempt to reach under anyone's clothing. No limit on the length of the kiss but remember, you do have to work on Monday. Feel free to comment on the quality of any dental work you notice during the inspection.
Date #3 - Thanks for the mammaries
More kissing and groping with the additional bonus that you introduce him to "the twins". That's right. Let him remove your bra and suckle to his heart's content. Any attempt to undo the belt buckle is strictly VERBOTEN!
Date # 4 - Oral Majority
Now we're getting down to brass tacks. This stage brings manual stimulation of the genitalia. It's okay to polish his knob for a minute or so (unless you think that's all he'll last), but you don't want to swallow just yet...not at this juncture....wouldn't be prudent.
Date # 5 - I'M BUCK NEKKID!!!!!
This should be the first time he gets to see you fully undressed. Kissing, oral sex, masturbation...it's all good here. NO PENETRATION. Say it with me now...NO PENETRATION! You want to go down on him while still keeping him motivated to give you yours. The reason you want to do him first is if he's already orgasmed once he'll be less inclined to try talking you into letting him put it in "just for a few seconds, baby". The tricky part here is that he may also be less driven to return the favor. This is a blessing in disguise because if he doesn't return the favor now he damn sure won't do it 2-3 months from now when he's all comfortable with belching and farting in your presence. Simulated intercourse is a fun one here, just grinding against each other especially is he's a thong wearing Metrosexual. After all, if he's naked he might try to "angle it in by mistake". I tried that one a few months ago myself. It's hard to do and look cool while you're doing it so if he makes it work you know he's got skillz.
Date # 6 - IT'S ON!
Open the castle and invite him in for a quick tour. Don't get freaky here. No toys, no cameras, no third parties involved and NO ANAL SEX. No need to clean your ears out. You heard me. No anal sex. Yes, I'm aware this is coming from someone that is addicted to all things boooty. Still...don't do it.
Date # 7 - More of the same
Date # 8 - Smoke 'em if ya got 'em
Now you can let him see your wild side and give him some backdoor lovin. At this point you know whether or not he's a keeper and he knows if you are. You're both adults...do whatcha like.
And there you have it. DT's "Nookie By Numbers" manual for not just gettin a man, but keepin a man. I would love to see a survey quantifying the odds of a long term relationship when two people have sex on the first or second dates versus later. My guess is you'll see a linear path with the odds going up the longer it takes. Any questions?
- IT'S A JOKE, BITCHES!
a) If he hangs around long enough to score you can rest assured he has an interest in the real you...otherwise he would simply move on to easier targets.
b) You will now know enough about him to decide if he's worthy of becoming the keymaster.
Women control the world. I am amazed that many of you are too clueless (translation - desperate to be loved) to figure that out. You control half the money and all of the pussy, and if you have all the pussy it's only a matter of time before you have all the money.
Okay, you asked for it...you got it. DT's "Nookie By Numbers" guide to dating success. You want to keep that man interested and coming back for more? Want to prevent him from thinking you're a prude yet not give the store away too soon? Here's how ya do it.
I should note that this timeline is assuming you're seeing him once a week. If you see him 3 times a week and give it up at the end of week 2 you can still color him gone. He may come back for another spin around the block but he's probably not viewing you as girlfriend material. Also note that this timeline is inappropriate for "internet relationships". If you've been talking on the computer/phone for weeks or months before meeting you've probably got his interest. Personally I believe it is okay to go all the way on the first in-person date under those circumstances.
Date #1 - The Courtesy Kiss
A friendly hug and quick peck on the mouth. You must not allow his lips to remain in contact with yours for more than one second, although an encore 2nd kiss is permissable as long as it is also does not exceed one full second in duration.
Date #2 - The Dental Office Visit
The second week brings more kissing. Tonight you explore each other's mouths with your tongue. The kiss is combined with a groping hug as long as long as no hands attempt to reach under anyone's clothing. No limit on the length of the kiss but remember, you do have to work on Monday. Feel free to comment on the quality of any dental work you notice during the inspection.
Date #3 - Thanks for the mammaries
More kissing and groping with the additional bonus that you introduce him to "the twins". That's right. Let him remove your bra and suckle to his heart's content. Any attempt to undo the belt buckle is strictly VERBOTEN!
Date # 4 - Oral Majority
Now we're getting down to brass tacks. This stage brings manual stimulation of the genitalia. It's okay to polish his knob for a minute or so (unless you think that's all he'll last), but you don't want to swallow just yet...not at this juncture....wouldn't be prudent.
Date # 5 - I'M BUCK NEKKID!!!!!
This should be the first time he gets to see you fully undressed. Kissing, oral sex, masturbation...it's all good here. NO PENETRATION. Say it with me now...NO PENETRATION! You want to go down on him while still keeping him motivated to give you yours. The reason you want to do him first is if he's already orgasmed once he'll be less inclined to try talking you into letting him put it in "just for a few seconds, baby". The tricky part here is that he may also be less driven to return the favor. This is a blessing in disguise because if he doesn't return the favor now he damn sure won't do it 2-3 months from now when he's all comfortable with belching and farting in your presence. Simulated intercourse is a fun one here, just grinding against each other especially is he's a thong wearing Metrosexual. After all, if he's naked he might try to "angle it in by mistake". I tried that one a few months ago myself. It's hard to do and look cool while you're doing it so if he makes it work you know he's got skillz.
Date # 6 - IT'S ON!
Open the castle and invite him in for a quick tour. Don't get freaky here. No toys, no cameras, no third parties involved and NO ANAL SEX. No need to clean your ears out. You heard me. No anal sex. Yes, I'm aware this is coming from someone that is addicted to all things boooty. Still...don't do it.
Date # 7 - More of the same
Date # 8 - Smoke 'em if ya got 'em
Now you can let him see your wild side and give him some backdoor lovin. At this point you know whether or not he's a keeper and he knows if you are. You're both adults...do whatcha like.
And there you have it. DT's "Nookie By Numbers" manual for not just gettin a man, but keepin a man. I would love to see a survey quantifying the odds of a long term relationship when two people have sex on the first or second dates versus later. My guess is you'll see a linear path with the odds going up the longer it takes. Any questions?
- IT'S A JOKE, BITCHES!
DT seriously great advice. 
