Dammit

[Rachel...lol]

I forgot I have jury duty on Monday

 

[miplank]

pwnt!

 

[miplank]

show up wearing a shirt that says "GUILTY!"

 

[Rachel...lol]

I need to figure out an illness to fake but it's kind of late. I already had it deferred once, and it starts Monday - so I'm SOL

 

[PhoenixS]

Go in and act crazy so they don't pick you.

 

[Rachel...lol]

Yeah - I have gotten panic attacks in the past. I can fake that fo sho. Probably would end up really having one though knowing my luck.

 

[PICK3]

tell them you thought jury duty was only for ugly people

 

[-SD-]

say you think the nigg*rs guilty as hell and should get the firing squad.

 

[Rachel...lol]

I don't get it - i had to call the line for the jury numbers that have to report, and there were literally 150 numbers.... they don't need 150 jurors? What happens when you get there?

 

[puddlemonkey]

I forgot I have jury duty on Monday

jon's gonna be crushed