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Chicago: One hand on wheel, one hand on horn. New York: One hand on wheel, one finger out window. New Jersey: One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic. Boston: One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator. Toronto: Both hands clenched on steering wheel, driver staring directly forward, cutting in front of you and slowing down to 40 in a 60 zone then looking in rearview mirror in wonder as to why the car behind is flashing high beams. Los Angeles: One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator with gun in lap Ohio, but driving in California: Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror. Italy: Both hands in air and gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat. Seattle: One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game. West Virginia: Four-wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna. Florida: Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window level, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on. Texas: One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on the brake, throwing a McDonald's bag out the window.     | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 473 |
LOL Johnny...I'm usually doing 80 in the 60 and 105 in the 100! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 241 |
Hey-check your MSN account...you have mail. | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 2756 |
I can't check my MSN account since I'm still logged in to the computer at home... re-send to [email protected] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 701 |
Goddamn...so very true all of those are! LOL! TG | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 118 |
LOL Johnny so true. In South Philly the drivers either [1] park on the side walk or [2] parallel park on the left hand side of the street. ------------------ [This message has been edited by Rex (edited December 19, 2000).] | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 241 |
I sent it to your other account.. |
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