Twas the night before christmas and all through the pad
Not a bitch was there trippin, so no player felt sad
All the ho's on the stroll, givin tricks a quick flash
Gonna bring it home to daddy, bitch gimme that cash
If I catch a ho not hoin, all snug in her bed
I'll slap that stank ho, all up side her head
In my full length mink coat, and black baseball cap
I sat back in my car to catch a quick nap
When right down the block their arose such a clatter
I jumped out the car to see what was the matter
Outta the car door I flew like a flash
To check them stank bitches and pick up my cash
When what to my bloodshot red eyes should appear
That punk Pretty Tony tryin to move in round here
In Versace and gators and a cane thick and black
He came on the set and tryed sneakin round back
Tryed to pull all my women, my bottom bitch too
So I stepped to him rough and I dusted off my shoe
So I whistled and shouted and called him out by name:
"Pretty Tony you bitch, you aint got shit for game!
Take your butt off my block and unhand that lass,
before they pullin my foot out your mutha fuckin ass!"
So he ran down the block and cut up the alley
His pockets was shakin like a bowl full of jelly
With a tear in his eye, and a twist of his head
He glanced back at me and was filled with dread
I pulled out my gun and went straight to work
Fired off three quick shots and his body gave a jerk
Laying a finger aside of his nose
He got up off the ground and looked at his clothes
He ran a little further but didnt go far
He jumped right on in and drove off in his car
But I heard him exclaim as he drove out of site
"Monster checked my ass and his ho's is all tight. So Im goin home now and to all a good night!"

Merry CHristmas from Monster

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It takes two to lie, Marge. One to lie and one to believe it.

If you a true playa, playarette, hot boy, hot girl, thug, pimp, pimpette, ballah, shot callah then bump this shyt again !

Talent like this should not go to waste you hoez !!

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:::bitch betta have mah money:::