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 Yo Mama
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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Yo mama's so nasty, she put ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh. Yo mama's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord. Yo mama's so nasty, she bought her boyfriend kneepads for christmas. Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama. Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 807 |
Yo mama's so fat when she broke her hip - gravy poured out... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 54 |
Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 590 |
yo mamas so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles poured out. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 590 |
shit. you known nann. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 54 |
Yo mama's got one tooth and people call her chomper. Yo mama's got two gold teeth, one says 24k and the other says "Believe that shit if you want to." Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, she has to suck my dick sideways. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 807 |
Two Gold Teeth - Holy shit that is funny | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 54 |
Yo mama's so ghetto, her idea of a fortune cookie is an Oreo with a food stamp in the middle. | ||
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Guru 
Posts: 2834 |
Moderator, your mom is so fat her blood type is Ragu. Your momma is so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 54 |
Havoc, tell Yo mama I love her in those panties Yo daddy gave her. Yo mama's got so much hair under her arms, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock. Yo mama's got a 4 dollah weave and don't know when to leave. Yo mama only got one finger and runs around stealing key rings. An tell Yo mama to wear a bra, she looks like she got 4 arms. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2834 |
Moderator your mom is an extra on the Simpsons. Moderator your mom has playdoh teeth. Moderator I walked into your moms house and a roach dropped kicked me and a rat took my wallet. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 54 |
Havocs mama so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea. Yo mama so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic. Yo mama so stupid, the bitch snuck on the bus and paid to get off. Yo mama so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through. |
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posted December 14, 2000 01:32 PM
