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 hey cous(hugh gellatts)
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Cool Novice 
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sis is pregnant, and she told pappy the baby is yours, and he is on his way to your shack right now, and golly, he is peed off! ------------------    | ||
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Cool Novice
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about emu roast the other night, i got lost in the woods. thats why no one could find me. ended finding my way home about 9 the next morning. ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
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you know i don't like fighting cous! remember when cousin ned tried to kick my rear end, and i fell on him and broke his daggone arm,leg, and 4 ribs. i still feel bad! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
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I unerstan 'bout thu emu roast. Parently Merv slipped sum Rophynol into duh varmint stuffin so he's could take vantage of his sister in law/2nd cousin. You's must hav chomped 2 much uf the varmint last night. If you'se having trouble walkin', ol' Merv probly nailed you up too. As fer paps, I think he still peed off 'bout my english class project experminatation wif mama n' duh Oedipal complex. He said I shud go back to screwin Horses, but I sed dats duh wrong book. late, p.s. Tell sis thanks for the crabs....they the itchy type, jus like i like!  | ||
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Cool Novice
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i was wondering why my butthole was so sore. that damn merv. gollygee! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 375 |
Merv will neber unerstan that tobacca juice is not an intimate lubricant. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 34 |
was those snow crabs sis gave you their cous? were you really having sex with betsy the horse? i thought pappy was makin jokes. ------------------ | ||
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Guru 
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Yall ned tah muv out da damn cuntry an get in a reyl Lyfe! | ||
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Cool Novice
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i thought those were just poop stains in my dargone underroos. darn tobaccer juice! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 375 |
I'll lets you in on a lil secret: Lulu the sheep is reeeeeeeeel tight!! | ||
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Cool Novice
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lulu, how about tootoo the sheep! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 375 |
as fer Mr. Wodin, yew don know nufin bout the joyz an trickulations of residering of thu non- urban/suburbanly inclided segerments of R fine nashun. Ain't nufin' a hunnert miles each way, but we do gots The Barn! For you city folk, The Barn is sorta R version of Gilians, cept it has moonshine, live animalz, cheep hoes an free weight equipment! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 375 |
secetz out 'bout tutu. Afer Donny "12 inch" Fergassun hit her, she don't be takin any mur lesser anmalz. Runed it fer all uf us...  | ||
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Cool Novice
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yeah wodin, and don't forget about the variety of blow up animals either we have at the ole barn. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 375 |
sis likes to blow animals sometimes. I have a video! | ||
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Cool Novice
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ah daggone it, i were wonderin why tootoo did'nt like my 4 incher anymore! ------------------ | ||
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Guru
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I'z jus tinks uz boyz have potentialities that your not explorin by keepin your selvez all sheltered up lyke dat. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 34 |
are ya gonna sell at the barn cous? i bet you could make some $$$$ off that video. get me a copy. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 375 |
Mr. Woooody, you don now the true depth of yo human spirit till you been probed by a bull. jus my take on life... | ||
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Cool Novice
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i appreciate your concern there mr. wodin. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 375 |
we producin a series called called "Noah's Ark" wheres we borrowed Donnie's houseboat and bring in various animalz 2 by 2! | ||
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Cool Novice
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gollygee cous, can i be in it! ya know i still a virgin. i think it might make good video. perty please! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 375 |
Woooodruf, weez been 2 a city you know.... when he wuz 12 Rection raised a prize winnin' Bull Weevil soes 4H sent us all to the city. There wuz this big ole shiny globe, n, train trax that couldn't stey on duh groun n, instead of animalz they had people an commie robots made up as anmalz. Especially anoying wuz this damn huge as mouse. Then all the animal people joined together and ice skated wall singin non-country (satan) music. in summashun: the city sux! P.S. at lees I got to dry hump duh mouse's girlfriend. Turned out it wuz a guy inside though... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 375 |
'bout the video, maybe. one of duh elerphants got VD. | ||
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Cool Novice
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the city scared me poopless that day. i don't ever wanna go back. i still havin scary dreams about dat darn dog! i did win 1st place w/ my bullwevil. ------------------ | ||
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Guru
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Hugh, that there wern't yer typical city. That there was what they calls an aumesement park. Sort-a-like a real huge swing and slicky slide set. Y'all ned to gets to sumplayce like Atlanta or New Orleans. Yez culd mayk byg mony on dat der video! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 375 |
ahhh, dat wuz a durn fine bulweevil. these folk wouldn't unerstan though. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 375 |
peeple n' mouse suits bangin' sis is where i draw the line. U a sick man Woooky! | ||
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Cool Novice
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i did'nt understand at da time what dat doggone mouse were tryin to do to sis, but now dat i look back! nope cous they just would'nt understand about dat bullweevil. she were a beauty. ya remember da time when cousin garland got his ole head stuck in dat ole bullweevil butthole, and died. i did'nt like him anyway. he always tried to stick his thingy in my pooper. ------------------ |
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