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Pro Bodybuilder 
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Why Men just can't win..... > THOUGHTS FROM CHRIS ROCK > If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect > her from the rat > race, > you're a male chauvinist. > If you stay home and do the housework, you're a > pansy. > If you work too hard, there is never any time for > her. > If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing > bum. > If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, > this is exploitation. > If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, > you should get off > your > ass and find something better. > If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is > favoritism. > If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal > opportunity. > If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual > harassment. > If you don't mention how nice she looks, it's male > indifference. > If you cry, you're a wimp. > If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard. > If you make a decision without consulting her, > you're a chauvinist. If she > makes a decision without consulting you, she's a > liberated woman. > If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, > that's domination. > If she asks you, it's a favor. > If you appreciate the female form and frilly > underwear, you're a > pervert. > If you don't, you're gay. > If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in > shape, you're a sexist. > If you don't, you're unromantic. > If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. > If you don't, > you're a > slob. > If you buy her flowers, you're after something. > If you don't, you're not thoughtful. > If you're proud of your achievements, you're up on > yourself. > If you don't, you're not ambitious. > If you're totally beat after a hard day's work, you > don't give a crap > > about other people's needs. > If she is totally beat after a day's work, it is > because you don't > help > around the house. > If she has a headache, she's tired. > If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore. > If you want it too often, you're oversexed. > If you don't, there must be someone else. > > In the 60's people took acid to make the world > weird. Now the world is > > weird, people take Prozac to make it normal. I thought this was pretty funny. This is from CHRIS ROCK, not me!     | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 484 |
Maybe. lol | ||
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Guru 
Posts: 3576 |
is it safe to laugh at this one guys? or is the flame squad going to grill me for laughing at a joke? funny shit ghost! ------------------ For a good time click here: Search and Profiles (300Kleens Board) | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1236 |
that was funny, but Im afraid to say so cuz someone might call me a racist...
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Moderator
Posts: 2029 |
Funny shit. | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 21 |
The hell with the stupid "flame squad", this is some really funny shit! Okay, so now I'm a racist and a sexist, right flaming idiots? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 986 |
I want you to remove that post. Obviously you exploited Mr. Rock because he is African American and you are laughing at his problems in his realtionship. On the other hand since there was a female invlolved you are a sexist and taking Mr. Rock's side. I would really appreciate that you remove it. Next time think before you post you racist rapist. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 222 |
Chris is right on about this and it applies to ALL races, so this is not about being a racist, just a rationalist. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 43 |
I'll say what I feel about that very bluntly...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Some funny shit. ------------------ |
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