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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted December 08, 2000 10:54 AM

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"Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays'

"Hey with a little vasiline and a glove...I can turn that frown upside down"

....I'm thinking...I'm thinking...help me out

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My father was a relentlessly selfimproving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts for being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we�d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it�s breathtaking. I suggest you try it.


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The Shadow

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posted December 08, 2000 10:56 AM

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Remember my name now, because you will be screaming it later...


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freak daddy

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posted December 08, 2000 10:58 AM

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i just shit, can you smell it?
you give me a boner, wanna feel it?
oh my, i would really enjoy eating your pussy!

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"it feels so good to be so bad"
"only take advice from people you want to be like"
freak daddy


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WODIN

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posted December 08, 2000 11:00 AM

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How about a hug?


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Thick dog

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posted December 08, 2000 11:02 AM

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Hurry up, my husband will be home any minute...


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madbomber31

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posted December 08, 2000 11:03 AM

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"CAN I PLEASE SUCK YOUR DICK" -FEMALES ONLY


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The Shadow

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posted December 08, 2000 11:03 AM

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LMAO @ TD


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The Shadow

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posted December 08, 2000 11:05 AM

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How about a nice, sensual massage...


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freak daddy

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posted December 08, 2000 11:07 AM

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glad you added that madbomber! oh by the way i have genital warts, that would be nice to know ahead of time ladies!

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"it feels so good to be so bad"
"only take advice from people you want to be like"
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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted December 08, 2000 11:08 AM

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"No man is an island...but some have very long pennisulas"


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Big C

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posted December 08, 2000 11:08 AM

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My you have big tits, can I feel them?


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freak daddy

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posted December 08, 2000 11:10 AM

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excuse me mam, that is an awfully nice turd cutter you have there, may i feel it?

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"it feels so good to be so bad"
"only take advice from people you want to be like"
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Thick dog

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posted December 08, 2000 11:10 AM

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Are you going to eat that umbilical cord?...


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kat

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posted December 08, 2000 11:10 AM

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Do you want fries with that?


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rocky

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posted December 08, 2000 11:15 AM

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"They don't call me Sir Lance-A-Lot for nothing, you know."


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PURE SPEED

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posted December 08, 2000 11:17 AM

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it's okay if you cum on my face i don't care. whatever you want.


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Gilbyag

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posted December 08, 2000 11:18 AM

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why yes, Id luv a fuck. (again, females only)


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rocky

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posted December 08, 2000 11:26 AM

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Hey babe...can you suck start a Harley?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK

I like the look of your crotch.

Why you've got the whitest teeth I'd ever want to cum across!

You know, I'd really love to fuck your brains out, but it appears someone beat me to it.

Hey baby... you got any diseases? Want some?

If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me?

Do you have a license for that wagon you're draggin'?

Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?

If you had some nuts on the wall, would they be walnuts?(yes). If you had some nuts on your chest, would they be chestnuts?(yes) If you had some nuts on your chin, would they be chinnuts?(yes) Hell no, you'd have a dick in your mouth.


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted December 08, 2000 03:54 PM

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"Penny for your thoughts....50 bucks if you do them to me"


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slack3r

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From:Tennesee
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posted December 08, 2000 10:16 PM

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"Lets get together and make our spermies unite."


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bignate73

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posted December 08, 2000 10:21 PM

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got a minute?......


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted December 10, 2000 07:43 PM

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"Can I butter your pancakes?"


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The Shadow

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posted December 10, 2000 08:17 PM

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Can I pour some sugar on you??


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The Shadow

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posted December 10, 2000 08:40 PM

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Bucs 16
Dolphins 13

HEHEHE


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted December 11, 2000 10:46 AM

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Shadow...thats just cruel...I spent over 6 hours in the pouring rain yesterday at the game...and all I had was beer to keep me warm .....we should had won ...but I had a great time tailgating non the less


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