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 My 10 Week Squirrel Bulking Experiment
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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Blaster, my test subject, is a North American Redwoods Grey squirrel. Born a runt in his litter, I took it upon myself to help the poor guy out. Blaster started out at a measly 16 ozs with about 14 percent bodyfat. I put him on a 10 week cycle that consisted of TestCyp, Deca, Winny and Anavar. Here, blaster is taking his winny (notice that he is taking it orally as all 17aa steroids may be processed IM or orally) In this image (week 3), Blaster (far right) is noticeably bigger (up to 24 ozs). It has become apparent that the test has kicked in as he is both horny and confronting other Alpha males in the squirrel pack: Week 6, tragedy strikes. Gyno sets in. Physical appearance diminishes, stress levels go through the roof. The clomid dosage is upped and nolva is introduced. The effects are counterbalanced by week 8. Blaster is now 29 ozs (though at least 9 ozs is water weight): Blaster, post-nolva:
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Guru 
Posts: 2137 |
Did Blaster experience any testicular shrinkage? | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 538 |
That is one of the funniest posts I have ever read!! Bwwwwaaaahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaa. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 337 |
LMFAO!!! Holy shit!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 828 |
TD -- there was a little bit initially with the dbol, but the clomid really helped. Permanent shrinkage? You be the judge: (sorry for ripping your sig pic Ft. L -- seemed perfect) | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2137 |
Damn fine work, Big Truck. Blaster needs to placing that sack on many a squirrelette's chin... | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2513 |
i think big truck is the funniest fucker here...first the goat shit, now this... this is classic, you should post it on the anabolic board... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 828 |
I did, but they're ignoring it. Oh well. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 518 |
Ha, Ha, Ha!!!! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 383 |
hahah that was a funny post! LMAO!! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 541 |
awesome post!!! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 245 |
lmfao!! This is the best post in a long time | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 303 |
That's funny as hell, when is blasters next cycle? | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 42 |
hahahhhhhhhhhhhaaha, i thought it was for real at first..silly me | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 202 |
I started a eq cycle with my bobcat, man oh man she is now getting to big and to strong to handle. Oh my god she just broke the door down and she is... Help my throat is bleeding profusely, I feel faint, oh........ Just kidding, but I do have a REAL BOBCAT!!! Only a REAL man can handle bobcat and survive. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 607 |
Big Truck!!! LOL You are a Funny Man!! I'm glad you kept your goat!!! ;-> | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 245 |
bump for the squirrels! | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1877 |
Big Truck! I am truley inspired! Thanks bro!  ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 828 |
Gotta bump Blaster. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 373 |
Hey truck, where did the big-mouthed newbie go? Did you just flame on the AS board? : ) | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1975 |
I read this post every day. It's one of the funniest to ever hit this board. Ever. Back up top for you. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 828 |
Yeah, FtL, that was over on the anabolic board. I think the thread eventually got deleted, but a lot of bros over there had some fun with it (and the flamer) too. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 62 |
thats some funny shit | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 828 |
http://www.elitefitness.com/ubb/Forum10/HTML/008111.html | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 143 |
HAHAHA... thats good shit. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 282 |
Bump for those who missed it... [This message has been edited by oubeta (edited December 03, 2000).] | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 276 |
OH MY GOD! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GAVE DRUGS TO AN ANIMAL. YOU'RE SICK AND SHOULD BE PUT IN JAIL. ANYONE EVEN TALKING ABOUT DOING THINGS LIKE THIS SHOULD BE SHOT! I'M CALLING 911 RIGHT NOW! ------------------ |
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posted November 28, 2000 04:19 PM
AACK!!!