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Guru 
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I once got suspended for 5 days in middle school for selling Playboy magazines that me and a buddy ripped off from a newstand.    | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
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I once got the belt for peeing on the cat outside. I would have gotten away with it but my mom was looking out the window! | ||
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Guru
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I once lied to a priest that I had been having sexual relations with my 4th grade teacher. ------------------  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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My senior year in high school my friend and I dressed up in black and armed ourselves with slingshots and marbles and took out $4k worth of windows at our school one night. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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I once stole a pair of those blue suede Pepsi running shoes from Woolworths in Toronto....my gf and I were fighting over the 1 pair that was both are sizes and that's how we got caught...I was 10... Damn those shoes were nice | ||
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Guru
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i once peed in my mom's dresser...and then i blamed it on my little brother... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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UM, I ON MORE THEN 8 OCCASIONS HAVE FLIPPED A CAR WITH MY BUDDIES. WE WOULD ALSO SHOOT OUT WINDOWS... TOTAL DISRESPECT... EVER FLIPPED A CAR? ITS LOUD AND FUN... YOU GOTTA GET IT ALL THE WAY ON ITS TOP THOUGH, THEN ALL THE WINDOWS SHATTER... I HAVE A FILE THICKER THEN MY GIRLFRIENDS ASS FROM SCHOOL. I DID NOTHING RIGHT IN SCHOOL, I WAS A PROBLEM CHILD. SUSPENDED FOR EVERYTHING FROM FIGHTING TO CALLING A TEACHER A FUCKING PRICK AND A BITCH... I THREATENED TO BEAT ONE TEACHER, HE TOUCHED ME.. I DIDNT LIKE THAT. GOD, I WAS A BAD KID. ------------------ | ||
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Guru
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Me and my friends used to steal baseball cards from stores then sell them back to them. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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Ive flipped a car before. I just cant imagine what the people are thinking when they come outside and their car is upside down. Nick | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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What's middle school? Is that like grade 1-6, or grade 7-8? | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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5-6 here in texas 7-8 is junior high 9 is 9th grade 10-12 is high school. Nick | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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MINE WAS 6-8TH GRADE KITTY... NICK, ISNT THAT THE BEST THING ABOUT IT... WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK SOMEONE IS THINKING WHEN THEY SEE THAT SHIT... I WOULD WALK BACK INSIDE AND CRY OR LAUGH I THINK... DEPENDS ON IF I HAD INSURANCE OR NOT. I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU DO? CALL A WRECKER AND SAY "TURN MY CAR OVER PLEASE" ------------------ | ||
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Guru
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My middle school was grades 6-8. I got busted in 6th grade. All the other kids were selling candy, so I figured I corner the porn market. | ||
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Guru
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I sprayed fart spray on my teachers sweater in 2nd grade, her name was Ms. Harrington. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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I used to chew in the library at school and spit on the floor, and in books sometimes. Now that was wrong. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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When we were really young we used to scrape up dogshit and hide it under people's car door handles. | ||
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Moderator
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i once took my cousin (who was about 3 or 4) to the swing set, and made him climb to the top of the slide, and had him jump off. he hurt himself, but he didn't break anything. when i was 19 he hung himself on a tree outside his house. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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wow that was depressing. thank you for that johnny ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
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he was a few years younger than me... i always wondered if i contributed to his problems because I was mean to him when we were little. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 200 |
I stole a bunch of baseball cards from stores in Jr. High. Around the same time period I would look at my daddy's porn collection every day when he went to work and I rubbed my penis really fast and rhythmically to them until surprises shot out.  [This message has been edited by Sexual Mustard (edited November 28, 2000).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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When I was 15 years old I buried my Neighbor's Kat with only it's head sticking out of the ground. I then proceeded to start my father's lawnmower and ran that sombitch down like a" cheap whore that just got kicked in the stomach by her pimp with 4 teeth and a mullet." My Neighbor called the cops when he found the "Stump". I went to a Juevinelle detention center for a couple of weeks..... ------------------
[This message has been edited by Captain_insano (edited November 28, 2000).] | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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Captain, you are one sick fucker bro... | ||
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Guru
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HAHAAH shit..your one sick bastard insano ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray "IT DOESN'T MATTER" - The Rock | ||
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Guru
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i call bullshit...urban myth.... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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That's nothing guys.......and definitly nothing to proud of! ------------------
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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You didn't really do that, did you Captain? ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Believe what you want Bil-do? I don't need your approval. hahaha. you silly bastard! ------------------
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Elite Bodybuilder
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I was playing Dukes of Hazzard and crawled through me mom's friend car window and accidentally kicked off her side mirror. My brother walked by later and bumped it and he thought he did it and took the blame. I never told anyone, i feel like a dick. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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I got a paddeling in 5th grade because I let a boy copy off my paper. He was cute!  ------------------ | ||
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Guru
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dude- please tell me you were joking... | ||
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Guru
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I wish I would have been paddled in 5th grade. I'd be a much more kinky and perverted adult today... | ||
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Moderator
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i ran up a someone elses credit card one time when I was young.. spent 90 days in county jail. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 174 |
I got busted by the grocdery store manager for filling my purple windbreaker pockets w/Hersheys miniatures from a package that was previously opened by someone else (I rationalized, it's not like I opened it and it's just going to get thrown out anyway.). He said that he would not tell my parents THIS TIME but that if he ever saw me in the store again he would tell my parents and have me arrested. I will never forget how my heart was pounding, how red-hot my face was with shame at the thought of how my parents would feel that they had raised a thief. I never took anything that didn't belong to me or that I did not pay for AGAIN. I was four years old. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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umm, i masterbate! hehehe! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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quote: LOL Thick dog! We both got paddled except his was harder. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 182 |
When I was 8 or 9, my brother and I mail ordered some fireworks started selling fire crackers at our summer school for a dime each. We made like 20 bucks a day until my favorite summer school teacher got the boot because some parents were complaining that their kids were buying fire crackers at school and he didn't believe them and told them to go fuck off. He thought we were all great kids and stood up for us. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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I worked at Petsmart for 2 years in highschool, and for 2 years I ran a black market pet store from shit I stole, it started with fish supplies, then live fish, yes live fish, then everything else in the store, I smuggled everything out of that store, I would fill up trash bags of shit, then "take out the trash" when we closed, then go get the bags later. I had to have stolen over 6 grand worht of pet supplies in 2 years, and made about 3 grand in cash for selling the shit at half price. never got caugt, we didn't have cameras. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 58 |
CAP, WE SHOULD GET DRUNK ONE NIGHT SO I CAN INTRODUCE YOU TO THAT CAT. YOUR A FUCK. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Anytime you Say Madfuck! ------------------
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Elite Bodybuilder
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-the last day of high school, me and some friends chained and locked every door in the school the night before at like 4 in the morning, everyone had to wait outside about and hour after classes were supposed to start, by the way, I stole all the locks and chains from Walmart. -in highschool, I shoplifted probably about 200$ a week with my friends, and yes it did catch up to me. -sold fireworks to other kids -made fake ID's for my friends and anyone else for 50$ a pop. I had a whole businees going, top notch computer, and laminating machines -let the air out of some guys tires who parked in the middle of everyone in the parking lot -got ticked for criminal mischief on several occasions -egged many many houses and cars for no reason -cheated on every test and every assignement in every class. -printed and sold cheat sheets to friends -me and my accomplise stole 400$ from a girl who had a party, we broke in her room, we didn't like her. thats all I can think of at the moment, this was all in highscool, I have since changed after being incarcerated and on probation for a period of time. I regret most of everything I did, damn I was bad, but oh well. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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worthless pathetic piece of shit. ------------------ | ||
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Guru
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Me and a friend once caught a bunch of fish and crabs behind a an elderly couple's house that lived on the intercoastal and threw all of them in their swimming pool. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 755 |
Captain....you are mean to small animals. That is not nice....I happen to like cats. Hmmm....I stole $50 from my grandma once..she found out and on my birthday told me infront of the whole family that I wasnt getting anything because I stole from her. I never stole anything from her again, and my head still hurts from the backhand my old man gave me. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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I once broke a window of a beaurcratic office in another state I was living in at the time that had a old man read me the riot act over a speeding ticket. The next morning was FREEZING ASS COLD and I assume they closed the office. I was glad I did it. Fuck heads anyway. | ||
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Guru
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cap- man, i don't know what to say, except i pray that you have a terrible car wreck that leaves you crippled and shitting in a bag for the remainder of your pathetic life...i will personally come and visit your lifeless body at your parents trailer park and have someone take a picture of me with my cock on the bridge of your nose... | ||
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Guru
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In scholl my buddies and I ran protectioon from ourselves. They would pay me to keep my friends from kicking thier butts and taking thier money and if they didn't pay we just took thier money. Really kinda funny. Until my friend took the money from a guy who payed me off. Then my rep was fukked up. So I walked in his english class and smashed his face and took the 5 bucks back. Once we scaped up a fresh pile of dog crap and dump it into a mail drop off box. Then we waited for the mail man. Oh shit was he mad. We were laughing our ass off. This asshole inthe neighborhood was always racing his red lotus around. Almost hit my buddy. So we made it our job to take the tomatos from the neighbors garden a throw them at him when he was driving around. We would always hide in the bushes - he never knew. He would drive around and stop and get out and yell that if he caught us he would kick our butt. So we let all the air out of his tires and bent his rims flat. OHHHH man. The neighbor had this cat names snow ball that was fukkin and causing more noise in the hood. It was all night every night. So I caught him once and had my buddy hold him and I took a wire brush to his ass - really hard. Then dumped rubbing alcohol all over it. OHHHH man to cat was hoping around. He never was the same cocky ass tom after that. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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quote: I am Pathetic? Dude, I think you are up for the Pulitzer Peace Price....... Anal Wart! ------------------
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Hey Bil-do, Give me your Address so i make sure the car crash happens in your mother's living room and then after i run you down. I will shit in that Colostomy bag you want and brush your teeth with it. Fuck off! ------------------
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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FIRST, PULITZER IS FOR JOURNALISTS. SECOND, I FLIPPED CARS, I HURT PEOPLE... I COULD GIVE A FUCK ABOUT PEOPLE, THEY CAN DEFEND THEMSELVES. YOU KILLED A FUCKING CAT LIKE A HEARTLESS WORTHLESS FUCK... HEY, ITS HOW DAHMER STARTED TOO... GOOD COMPANY THERE. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Mad, Before you get you panties caught up in your ass go check out the post i addressed for you and Billdo. ------------------
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Pro Bodybuilder
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NatyMike, no wonder Petsmart's stock has been in the shitter for over two years now!! It was you!! Hahahaha... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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Captain, does mutilating a small, helpless little cat make you feel like a big man? Seriously bro, does it? | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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my buddy used to live off telegragh. so we'd get out of school and go straight to his house. go inside and collect anything that had glass. jars of jelly, bottles,etc. even 2x4's and all kinds of shit. wed go into his back yard with all this shit and chuck it at cars going down telegragh. his backyard was covered with bush,shrubery and branches n shit ,so you couldnt see shit, i had a couple hand sized glass jars of jelly, fuckin chuck that shit at a car goin 50 like target practice. fucked up some peoples shit. also pulled the fire alarm at the red roof inn. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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SO THATS WHY TELEGRAPH HAS ALL THEM FUCKING POT HOLES. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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oh yea, a-ha, telegraph, sure. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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I Never hurt an Animal "Ghost Cock". You should read other threads. Anyway, my real confession is directely related to women so i am sure i am going to offed you "Fuckers" too. LOL... Anyway, i was dating this chick for about 8 months and her twin sister was always hanging aroung with us. I wanted to have "Sisters" in my Resume so i started talking to the other sister and we had sex. I felt bad for the first sister cause she was unsuspecting, so i did tell her and neither of them will talk to me to this day.(The second sister won't talk to me cause she looks like a jerk to her sister)If i was her sister i would be just as pissed at her! That was 6 years ago! ------------------
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Elite Bodybuilder
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My confession? I've done steroids. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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Ghost Cock? Good one bro. You are way too easy... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Ive done sisters, no biggie, they know about it. and yes I was dating one at the time. matter-o-fact she was passed out in the bed WHILE I was bang'n her lil'sis. hehehe, this was in high school, ahhhh the good old days. | ||
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Guru
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damn- i've never done sisters...i've split up some best friends before... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 337 |
Anybody ever done a mother and her daughter? Now that is some weird shit bros... | ||
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Guru
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Captain and Billy-Holy Shit I am rolling, LOL<LOL, funny shit. ------------------ | ||
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Guru
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I like to get in between some lesbian siamese twins. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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IF THEY WERE HOT ITS OK. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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i also ran a shopping cart right out into the middle of telegragh to. man we used to cause so much trouble. dman, that was the good old days. couldnt go to jail for nothin. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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I ripped the tag off of a matress once. It was one of those "Do not remove under penalty of law" tags. You guys won't tell will you? I am so ashamed right now. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 337 |
Rotten, that's it! I am calling the FBI on your ass bro!! I CAN'T believe you would do such a horrible thing! How can you even look at yourself in the mirror? LOL!!! | ||
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Guru
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I once saw a sign that said "Keep off the grass", so I dug up all the sod and replaced it with marijuana plants. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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When I was around 8 or 9, I had this old next-door neihboor that I hated, so a couple times I shit in paper and wrapped it up and threw it on his roof. For real... | ||
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Guru
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My confession is that occasionally I find Thick Dogs posts marginally humorous and Special Bill hotter than a whore in church! Sexy lil-bitch. | ||
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Guru
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I firmly believe that Slopain's girlfreind is a prostitute and Slopain is a virgin. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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Killing a cat like that is really sick.. you are a fucking asshole. | ||
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Guru
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Watch how you speak about special bill thick dog, we call him a "free spirit" not a slut. Slopain | ||
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Guru
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i can't believe im gonna defend the captain...but he said he was kidding...it's an urban myth...you try holding a pissed off cat down with one hand and then dumping dirt on it...you gonna get bit... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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quote: Hey Steroid Vixen, Read the entire thread before you open up your trap. Cocksnot! ------------------
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