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 How was everyone's Thanksgiving?
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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Hopefully it was nice.     | ||
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Freak 
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got full and went to sleep. got full and went to sleep. got full and went to sleep. woke of this morning for work. It was great!!!!! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 533 |
Had a great holiday....and I was proud of myself...I didn't stuff myself like I thought I would! LOL delts ------------------ | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 2081 |
I did stuff myself, but with good stuff.. white meat turkey, low fat mashed potatoes (made with skim milk), and some whole wheat rolls.. .. however there was one event worth sharing, we were picking up the "father in law" to take to dinner (btw the father in law is a loser and a half), and the guy wants to pick up his mistress and take her to t-giving dinner. #1. You have to have some balls to take your mistress (and not your wife) to the family dinner. We pick up the mistress, who is a TOTAL WHORE! She was about 55, fat, gold false teeth, and wearing a mini-skirt and a tight knit shirt with platform shoes. #2. If you are going to dinner, wear something appropriate.. she looked like a watermelon stuffed in a banana peel. We're driving to the dinner. It was raining yesterday, so the windows are up. I'm thinking to myself "what is that smell".. I'm think that I'm burping up yesterday's tuna or something .. I check.. my breath is fine.. I take a peek in the back seat .. oh god it's HER! She's having a hard time concealing things because it's a small car, and she has a wet stain on her panties. Damn she needs to burn those panties! #3 I wonder if I can ask the car wash people to sanitize the back seat. Fortunately this was before dinner or I would have puked. And I had to endure stinky slut cooch stench for 20 mintues until we arrived back at the brother-in-law's house for dinner. It's one to tell the grandchildren. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 546 |
ewwwwwww..... Ahem....since this father in law is someone else father, wouldn't they have the balls to say "exucse me dad, but I take exception to the fact that you are bringing your whore and not mom to this fest" Man, if my dad had ever tried that shit I would've ripped his heart out and ate IT for turkey diner. | ||
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Freak
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Johnny, is that a true story?? I would of refused to be part of that. If my faterh in law want to bring a whore to dinner. Your not telling us everything. Is he separated or did he leave his wife at home? I'm not against anybody getting some easy ass now and then. they should not be married though. you said father in law. hehehe! [This message has been edited by Checkmatebloated (edited November 24, 2000).] | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 2081 |
Gabriel's mom was at dinner... they have been divorced for 25 years.. he's separated from his "current wife" who i think has done a little too much meth. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 290 |
normal boring Life is a continuing cycle of nothing to look forward to | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 144 |
Good story. Your Father-in-law needs to find a better piece, don't you think? LOL! That's one sick bitch bro... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 744 |
Well, my T-giving was not as eventful as Johnny's! The usual, football, turkey, same old shit. It was good having a day off but here I am at work again. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1322 |
Damn Johnny sounds like ya had an interesting time. My Thanksgiving was good until the rest of the family (cousins) came over after dinner. My slut cousin brought her flavor of the month, but they all got the same style skinny (I'm not huge, but I make these guys look small so they have to be really thin), have the eminem hair cut, wear their paints to their ankles, etc, etc. You guys know the standard look. I wasn't a dick to him (at first), but this motherfucker comes into my house and acts like hes the shit. Fuckin made a mess in the basement. Pool sticks all over the place, boxing gloves thrown on the floor and even managed to put a hole in the drop ceiling w/ the pool stick. But as for the rest of the day; watched football, stuffed myself, fell asleep, woke up round 9, thats when the rest of the family arrived. How was everyone else's Thanksgiving? ------------------ | ||
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Posts: 2081 |
We have a colorful family... father-in-law: 65 year old, 120lb, 5'5" alcoholic loser who works as a sacker and lives in a trailer (has a roommate to share expenses) sister-in-law: before getting ovaries removed personally had a mission to overpopulate the earth. unfortunately she couldn't take care of them, so all of her sons had spent some time living with us. we adopted one of them who is now 18 and on his own. her current boyfriend is part of the "texas syndicate" and got busted last weekend. creeper: the "bad" nephew .. in jail for murder and rape. ... i should write a book. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 546 |
Oh Johnny, your BF's name is Gabriel?? Thats my all time favorite guy name... | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1774 |
The wife and I went to Sojourners house and spent most of the day feeding the homeless and down troddin of the world. After what I saw yesterday, FEEL LUCKY people! Feel damn lucky.... ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 144 |
Damn Johnny O!! Maybe you should give ol' Jerry Springer a call....j/k!! LOL!!!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 222 |
I did the same thing as I do every year. Go to my aunt's house, eat and being bored out of my mind. It is so annoying when my uncles get together. I don't know why, but they constantly bring up politics and religion into their conversations and always start fighting. Pretty stupid. They always get mad at each other and stop talking. Then when it's time to leave they say good bye and act all friendly like nothing even happened. I have a weird family.....Thank God for a gym! A great time to let out my stress. Overall, it was a good Thanksgiving. Thanks for asking. ------------------ Check out http://pub30.ezboard.com/bhitsgymofbodybuilding -HB- | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1109 |
Damn J-O, that does sound a whole weeks worth of Jerry S. shows. lol In comparison my was very quiet. Had a nice dinner with my family. then left in time to make home and watch the game in peace. My sisters kids were get'n to rowdy for me. I love kids, its just theres to much competition between them so tend to get all whiny and stuff and my sisters dont do shit about it. Feel asleep during half time and then the alpha female came over. over all it went pretty well. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1827 |
Johnny. This is not taking place in AR is it? I got a drunk uncle that is the same age has lived with everybody. same old story almost to the T. His name is Homer(really). [This message has been edited by Checkmatebloated (edited November 24, 2000).] | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 2081 |
nope it's here in Houston! I think all hispanic families have some colorful people in them. | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 2081 |
It was nice seeing our "son" (really Gab's nephew) yesterday... here's an old pic of him.. he's in the middle with his other brothers. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 546 |
I see that Calvin Klein is a big hit with Hispanics.... | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 2081 |
that was christmas of 2 or 3 years ago, and i bought everyone calvin t-shirts. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2266 |
your ruthless gay indoctrination has been noted johnnyO.... | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 2081 |
they all are straight (the two on the outside have children now) in spite of being witness to my computer porn collection, videos, debauchery, lavishisness and general bad behavior .. actually they think i'm pretty cool. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2266 |
you made them prance around in CK t-shirts...you are the devil.... hahahah.... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1109 |
lol @ SB... | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 2081 |
Last year I gave everyone under 2 years of age the Talking Tinky Winky. That "magic bag" is just too cool. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1109 |
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Those teletubbie thingys are fuk'n EVIL!!!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 762 |
I got sick and puked everywhere after the big meal.....it was a violent puke. |
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posted November 24, 2000 08:29 AM
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