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fistfullofsteel

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posted November 15, 2000 10:04 PM

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when you first meet a new lady for the first time, what is the first question they ask you? usually when i meet a new girl or lady or women; the first question 9 out of 10 is what do you do for a living, after introductions of course. has anybody else encountered this before? what is some of the first questions you guys get from a women when you just met them?


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ILLmatic

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posted November 15, 2000 10:34 PM

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Usually the first question I get goes something like this..."ok that will be 200 up front, and can I use your phone? I have to let the agency know I'm in"

peace,
ILLmatic


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Si|vio

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posted November 16, 2000 01:42 AM

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Dear Fist,

when meeting a new lady you should try not to be yourself as much as you can, cuz you suck.

make sure you lie about your job (begging) and where you live (cardboard boxes)...

you're welcome.

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"BITCH! You can't do this to me!" Silvio

"how much can you really know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?" Tyler Durden


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fistfullofsteel

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posted November 16, 2000 06:34 PM

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silvio you fucking little slut, i don't want your fucking opinion.


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Weapon X

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posted November 16, 2000 06:53 PM

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The first thing they usually ask me is if I would please take my dick out of their ear.

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special_bill

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posted November 16, 2000 06:56 PM

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they usually ask why it's so dark in here...and i usually reply with "so you can't see what i'm about to do"...


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Diver

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posted November 16, 2000 11:57 PM

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i shit you not dudes i had a a girl walk up to me in the gym tonite and say "you wanna do some cardio with me?"

i couldnt help but laugh

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Sharps

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posted November 17, 2000 12:15 AM

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Diver you should have replied with

only if you do hack squats and dead lifts with me first


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Si|vio

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posted November 17, 2000 12:16 AM

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well did you do some cardio with her or not?


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Thick dawg

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posted November 17, 2000 09:19 AM

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They usually reply with something along the lines of "Could you watch where your squirting that thing."


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madbomber31

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posted November 17, 2000 09:33 AM

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DUDE, SHE MAY HAVE WANTED SOME VIGOROUS HORIZONTAL CARDIO


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Diver

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posted November 17, 2000 11:07 AM

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we ended up bullshitting for like 30 minutes...i think im taking her out this weekend...for some cardio of course...

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