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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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A man was out golfing. he was about to tee off when a deaf-mute man came up baheind him and tapped him on the shoulder. the man turned around and the deaf-mute held up a note pad that said "may i tee off first?" the man turned back around and said no without facing the deaf-mute. he tee'd off. Beautiful shot. 300 yards down the course and probably 50 yards from the green. he was amost to his ball when he was struck in the back of the head and knocked unconscious. 3 minutes later he awakened to see the deaf-mute man standing over him holding up four fingers. ------------------     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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hahahah ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 102 |
since no one has posted i shall.
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 102 |
one day a man died and went to hell. he met up with a demon who seemed pretty friendly. it was monday of course which was Ganja day and every one was smokin pot. he said "this can't be hell." and the demon said. "welcome any ways. here is the best place to be. we have one event that was a sin every night and only one." and the man said what are the rest of the days." the demon said "well tuesday is poker night. wedsday is beer night. thursday is hooker night.saturday is drug night." the man interupts and says this can't be hell!" and the demon said "man are you gay" the man said "Hell no!" the demon laughed and said,"ooooh your gonna hate saturdays!" ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 386 |
LOL @ INQUEST!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------ "how much can you really know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?" Tyler Durden | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 215 |
Q-Whats the name for that useless piece of skin around the pussy? A-A woman Q-Why did God give women pussies? Q-How can a man tell when a woman has an orgasm? ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice 
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This was in our local paper this morning... " a warning in the users manual of a swedish chainsaw company..please do not attempt to stop chain using hands or genitals" | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 257 |
Q:How can you tell when your best friend is gay? A: When his cock tastes like shit. | ||
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Novice 
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A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, so coach looked into his eyes intently and asked, "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?" The player thought for a moment and then answered, "4?" "Did you say | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 68 |
A man rushes home, bursting through the front door of his house yelling to his wife, "Pack your bags Honey, I just won the lottery! All $5 million dollars of it ... Woooo Hooo!!" "That's great, sweetie!", she replies, "Do I pack for the Beach or for the Mountains?" "I Don't really care" he said, ..."Just fuck off!!" |
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