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The Ghost

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From:Earth
Registered: Nov 2000

posted November 15, 2000 02:05 PM

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Three guys were out sailing one day when a violent storm blew them off course. Their ship was washed up on this little island, and damaged beyond repair. Disgusted, the three men jumped off the boat and were greeted by some sort of tribal leader. The tribal leader said, "You three have tresspassed on my island, and now I will kill you. However, I shall give each one of you a test, and if you pass, you may live."

The three men were certainly relieved to hear this. The tribal leader then says, "I want each of you to go out into the island and pick 10 of any type of fruit. That is the first part of the test."

Well, the first guy finds an apple tree and picks ten apples, and promptly returns to the leader. The leader then says, "Now, for the second part of the test you must take each apple and shove them, one by one, up your ass without making any facial expressions." So, the guy takes the first apple and shoves it right up his ass without making a facial expression at all. Unfortunately, when he attempted to cram the second apple up his ass, he cried out in pain and the tribal leader slit his throat and killed him.

About that time the second guy comes up the path with 10 blueberries. The leader says, "Now for the second part of the test, you must take those blueberries and shove them, one by one, up your asshole without making any facial expressions." The second guy thought this would be easy enough, so without hesitation, he cramed the first one in. Then the second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh.....on the eigth one, he busted out laughing histerically, so the tribal leader chopped off his head.

The second guy met the first guy at the gates of heaven. The first guy says, "Man, what in the hell happened to you? You had it easy! You could have passed that test with ease!"

The second guy says, "Yeah, I know. It was easy as hell, but by the time I got to the eigth blueberry, I glanced down the path and saw the third guy coming up with an armload of pineapples!!!"


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Badkins21

Elite Bodybuilder

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From:College Station, TX, USA
Registered: Jul 2000

posted November 15, 2000 03:24 PM

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A classic...

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The Ghost

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posted November 15, 2000 04:16 PM

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I will have another tomorrow!


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Inquest

Amateur Bodybuilder

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From:If at First you don't succeed...destroy any evidence of trying.
Registered: Oct 2000

posted November 15, 2000 05:07 PM

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Ghost man your cool. where did you find that joke man! i am still laughing. post another one so we can put both of our jokes on it cuz i know a load of jokes to.

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