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Elite Bodybuilder 
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There is a new guy in our office, (at least he is new around for today) Everyone is trying to guess his race and heritage. We have it narrowed down to Italian German Russian What are the identifying characteristics of each race? You know like Orientals have the eye slant, Irish (stereotypical) have red or blonde hair, Native Americans (Indians) usually are slender and have black hair. So what physical traits stand out for Italians, Germans, and Russians?
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Pro Bodybuilder 
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If he grabs his crotch he's italian. If if has a little mustache and barks at jews he's german. If he carries a bottle of Smirnov he's Russian. ------------------ "how much can you really know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?" Tyler Durden | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Oh My God that is some funny shit. Man you are killing me
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Elite Bodybuilder
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I am not sure since hardly any race is pure anymore. Itallians, dark skin, dark eyes, big package. Germans: chisseled features, high cheeks, Russians, ugly, big jaws and eyes and one eyebrow. Hope this helps! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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ONE EYEBROW?? Oh this is getting hilarious. So I am taking it that Italians are supposed to be well endowed? Is that the general consensus? Yeah, I can see me following him into the restroom to check out that fact. Who knows I may win the lunch bet and he will take me out too. Seriously, I had guessed that German had strong facial features. This is an older man about 50 so it is not so obvious. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 985 |
maybe I can catch him on the digital cam and post his pic. I really do want to win that lunch because my contract is coming up here and I don't think I am going to renew it anyhow, so I can rub their faces by having them buy me a lunch that will be my farewell toast. | ||
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Freak 
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HAVOC, GOTTA BE CAREFUL WITH THE VODKA ONE... IT COULD BE AN IRISH MC TOO... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 985 |
I thought Irish liked beer. I think MP5 said it best, there are no pure blood lines anymore. He may be all three, a drunk German with a big dick. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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most italins have big noses and i don't know about others but i have a big cock. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 985 |
tell me how to post a picture, I will put it up. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 351 |
Italians have a big shnoz. Russians are usually hairy To find out if he's german ask him to join you in your local tabernacle. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 985 |
come on.... bump for my free lunch | ||
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Freak
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He eats his saukraut with pasta while downing a pilsner of Tuker, ...all of the above  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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[IMG]url of img [/IMG] http://whatever.ccd/cdcd/cd.cd U get the idea. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 350 |
Ok, so we know that the Captain is Italian with a big nose and a big (?) member.....BUT, do ya have to shave 5 times a day Captain??????? Soem big noses are cool...my BF has a big nose, and it suits him. HHH has a big schnoz and he is MEGA HOT! Big noses add character..can make a boring face interesting.... depends though, some guys look dumb with big noses. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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I don't have to shave more than every other day. That must be the German genetics i possess. Kat you will see a picture of me soon. I plan on posting some of my porn pics saturday.... ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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Yeeesh....a half kraut Taurus... stubborn ain't the half of it, eh Captain??? the current boy is half-kraut, I tell him thats all the bad parts | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Kool aid, couldn't open the website. OH well, at least I had a laugh, we have to this afternoon to place our "Bets" on this dude. |
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