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WODIN

Freak

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From:Look into that place where you dare not, and there you will find me!
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posted November 14, 2000 10:25 AM

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Any suggestions?

Original Idea by supersize, I just beat you mofos to it.

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havoc

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posted November 14, 2000 10:25 AM

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How about Thick Dawg.

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supersizeme

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posted November 14, 2000 10:29 AM

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How about Mike Roscopik?

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Dlady27

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posted November 14, 2000 10:29 AM

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UMM,,,,, WODIN?


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WODIN

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posted November 14, 2000 10:48 AM

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I'm leaning towards Dlady! Cause it gets around! Ohhhhhhh!

Really I'm thinking about something that captures the true essence of my pecker! Something Majestic, bold, daring, something that says WOW NOW THAT IS FUCKING HUGE!

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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted November 14, 2000 10:51 AM

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Demon...then you can make your wife possessed......or Ralph...Ralph is a good name too


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madbomber31

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posted November 14, 2000 10:51 AM

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WELL, I THINK "TINY" WOULD CAPTURE ITS ESSENCE... SO IF ITS REALLY TINY THE NAME IS FITTING, BUT IF ITS HUGE THEN TINY IS ONE OF THEM FAUX NAMES.


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Thick dawg

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posted November 14, 2000 10:51 AM

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Why give it a name, how about just a symbol like "?"


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Rotten

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posted November 14, 2000 10:55 AM

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Name your penis "It" That's what all the women say when they first see your mini member. "Is that it?


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WODIN

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Right now it's name is wilbur, because I always thought the guy in the show Mr. Ed was a dick. I need something better than Ralph shaggy! How about "$". Cause I could make money with this tool!

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Pi Kappa Phi

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posted November 14, 2000 11:03 AM

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I named mine 9 inches.


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted November 14, 2000 11:07 AM

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How about Biggy Smalls ..."The Freek"...Tyson....or BIg Rick Rock


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jet

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posted November 14, 2000 11:07 AM

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The "FAT TART"


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WODIN

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posted November 14, 2000 11:12 AM

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I use to call it Bamm Bamm, because it was dating wilma and betty way too often. (for the slow ones those are my right and left hands)

I don't know shags, a wrestler is close to the essence of my tussle tool, but something with a lil more omph!!!

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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted November 14, 2000 11:48 AM

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Hows about Goldberg...or Stone Cold....hard as stone and.....well not cold


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slickdadd

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posted November 14, 2000 11:50 AM

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Excalibur....Pork Sword.....Harry and the Hendersons.....Vlad the Impaler


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CiscoL

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posted November 14, 2000 12:14 PM

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How about calling it "words"?

Cause your always putting words in people's mouth.


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Big Buck

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posted November 14, 2000 12:47 PM

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the invisible man....j/k

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WODIN

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posted November 14, 2000 02:10 PM

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I'm thinking about getting a rod put in it. That way I can call it, THE STEEL BEAST!

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marvelous_mark

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From:Canada
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posted November 14, 2000 02:26 PM

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- Dick Les (see dickless)
- Woody Woodphucker
- Pronebone


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Celt

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posted November 14, 2000 02:40 PM

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Excalibur


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted November 14, 2000 02:42 PM

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Thang...."Its your thang...do what ya wanna do...I can't tell ya who to sock it to"

Apple..."an apple a day keeps you happpy and not gay"

Cake.."this cake you can have it and eat it too"

are those better my little lover boy?


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Captain_insano

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posted November 14, 2000 02:46 PM

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how 'bout "Dirty"

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Sharps

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posted November 14, 2000 02:49 PM

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Cum Spittin' Cobra


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WODIN

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posted November 14, 2000 02:52 PM

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I'm going with Eiffel! Cause it's a wonder to behold and women seem to love climbing up to the observation deck!

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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted November 14, 2000 02:56 PM

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ahhh...I think Cake is better


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~~~SlickassBiatch~~~

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posted November 14, 2000 03:37 PM

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Pee Wee
or
Wittle Willie

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Lisa_The_Strong

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posted November 14, 2000 03:51 PM

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call it "mine"


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kat

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posted November 14, 2000 04:01 PM

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LOL, the BF calls it "The Ween"

How 'bout GoonieGooGoo?

I like Vlad the Impaler


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Bignick12345

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posted November 14, 2000 04:03 PM

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Mini me


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Wynn

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posted November 14, 2000 05:58 PM

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How about "The Stub of Love".


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the truth

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posted November 15, 2000 03:21 AM

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Donald Dick.


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BIG RICK ROCK

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posted November 15, 2000 03:58 AM

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mine is called: Big Rick's Cock.


how about: Jolly Pecker,
or Cock Fuji


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scott825

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posted November 15, 2000 05:56 AM

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Gippy

Little soldier

Professer

Killer

Rock

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Weights before dates

BROS BEFORE HO'S


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WODIN

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posted November 15, 2000 06:10 AM

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Now Cock Fuji, that does capture the essence of my cock! Thanks BRR!

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BIG RICK ROCK

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posted November 15, 2000 07:19 AM

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Next time you are with a girl you acn just say:

"shut up bitch and get ready to Mount Fuji"


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