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Chat & Conversation I need a new name for my dick!
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Author | Topic: I need a new name for my dick! | ||
Freak Posts: 1650 |
Any suggestions? Original Idea by supersize, I just beat you mofos to it. ------------------ | ||
Guru Posts: 2516 |
How about Thick Dawg. ------------------ | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 546 |
How about Mike Roscopik? ------------------ | ||
Freak Posts: 1723 |
UMM,,,,, WODIN? | ||
Freak Posts: 1650 |
I'm leaning towards Dlady! Cause it gets around! Ohhhhhhh! Really I'm thinking about something that captures the true essence of my pecker! Something Majestic, bold, daring, something that says WOW NOW THAT IS FUCKING HUGE! ------------------ | ||
Freak Posts: 1711 |
Demon...then you can make your wife possessed......or Ralph...Ralph is a good name too | ||
Freak Posts: 1919 |
WELL, I THINK "TINY" WOULD CAPTURE ITS ESSENCE... SO IF ITS REALLY TINY THE NAME IS FITTING, BUT IF ITS HUGE THEN TINY IS ONE OF THEM FAUX NAMES. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1289 |
Why give it a name, how about just a symbol like "?" | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1253 |
Name your penis "It" That's what all the women say when they first see your mini member. "Is that it? | ||
Freak Posts: 1650 |
Right now it's name is wilbur, because I always thought the guy in the show Mr. Ed was a dick. I need something better than Ralph shaggy! How about "$". Cause I could make money with this tool! ------------------ | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 248 |
I named mine 9 inches. | ||
Freak Posts: 1711 |
How about Biggy Smalls ..."The Freek"...Tyson....or BIg Rick Rock | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 33 |
The "FAT TART" | ||
Freak Posts: 1650 |
I use to call it Bamm Bamm, because it was dating wilma and betty way too often. (for the slow ones those are my right and left hands) I don't know shags, a wrestler is close to the essence of my tussle tool, but something with a lil more omph!!! ------------------ | ||
Freak Posts: 1711 |
Hows about Goldberg...or Stone Cold....hard as stone and.....well not cold | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 99 |
Excalibur....Pork Sword.....Harry and the Hendersons.....Vlad the Impaler | ||
Novice Posts: 5 |
How about calling it "words"? Cause your always putting words in people's mouth.
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Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 405 |
the invisible man....j/k ------------------ | ||
Freak Posts: 1650 |
I'm thinking about getting a rod put in it. That way I can call it, THE STEEL BEAST! ------------------ | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 41 |
- Dick Les (see dickless) - Woody Woodphucker - Pronebone | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 61 |
Excalibur | ||
Freak Posts: 1711 |
Thang...."Its your thang...do what ya wanna do...I can't tell ya who to sock it to" Apple..."an apple a day keeps you happpy and not gay" Cake.."this cake you can have it and eat it too" are those better my little lover boy? | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 381 |
how 'bout "Dirty" ------------------ | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 347 |
Cum Spittin' Cobra | ||
Freak Posts: 1650 |
I'm going with Eiffel! Cause it's a wonder to behold and women seem to love climbing up to the observation deck! ------------------ | ||
Freak Posts: 1711 |
ahhh...I think Cake is better | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1427 |
Pee Wee or Wittle Willie ------------------ | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 81 |
call it "mine" | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 333 |
LOL, the BF calls it "The Ween" How 'bout GoonieGooGoo? I like Vlad the Impaler | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 116 |
Mini me | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 256 |
How about "The Stub of Love". | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 920 |
Donald Dick. | ||
Moderator Posts: 1404 |
mine is called: Big Rick's Cock.
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Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1055 |
Gippy Little soldier Professer Killer Rock ------------------ BROS BEFORE HO'S | ||
Freak Posts: 1650 |
Now Cock Fuji, that does capture the essence of my cock! Thanks BRR! ------------------ | ||
Moderator Posts: 1404 |
Next time you are with a girl you acn just say: "shut up bitch and get ready to Mount Fuji" |
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