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 I have another confession.....
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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It hurts me to say this, but the truth must be told. I have been masquerading on this board as well as several others under the alias "special bill". "Special Bill" is actually the name of the person who's pictures I posted as the 'special bill' of this board. He is actually an Ethiopian dwarf that my father and mother found floating down the street as a baby during a Colorado flash flood many years ago. Some of you may wonder, "Well how come special bill is ethiopian, but his skin is white?" Well... when special bill was 6 years old he swallowed an entire gallon of industrial strength bleach, that not only bleached his skin but caused abnormal webbing to appear between his toes. Special Bill now works for a veterinarian near me as a 'Castrater"...which basically means he cuts the nuts off of various domesticated pets...     | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1553 |
I was wondering about all the "bag" talk. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 57 |
aaaaahhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha My gut hurts!!!!! | ||
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Guru 
Posts: 2463 |
Damn, now I have a confession. Frackal is really 38 years old and lives under a freeway intersection in Albemarle, North Carolina. He is a vietnam vet who was a POW in the Vietnamese Jungles for around 8 years. There he was subjected to Asian Semen which contains micronutrients that manipulate the mind into thinking you have consistent problems with woman and are actually in your teens. Dressing him up in feudal japan Osh Kosh B gosh attire didnt help the situation either. Not only was Frackal subjected to playing the role of an infant on crack but he was the first to attempt the "Flying Camel" with an actual camel. Instances like these take a toll on a man. Frackal was later rescued by a soldier of fortune code name "Agent Orange" aka Thick Dawg. Agent Orange sodomized Frackal the entire helicopter ride back home because when Frackal was rescued the vietnamese were playing pin the tail on the llama and the llama suit was still on. Agent Orange being half retarded and having the IQ of a cloned lebanese mountain goat couldnt tell the difference and had a personal vendetta on the next llama he saw because of a rape incident that reverts back to his childhood. Back to Frackal, after dropped off in the US he was given 5,000 dollars for his troubles, 5 cans of Gerber smashed peas and a gift certificate to Toys R Us because of their versatile selection of Osh Kosh b Gosh clothing. He took the 5,000 and purchased a lap top and is now under a freeway in North Carolina confused, demented with a weight belt and wrist wraps on. sorry I had to tell them. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 208 |
Havoc, You have a vivid imagination! I like the part about the "Flying Camel" on a real camel. I would think that Frackle would probably get kicked a couple of times before penatration. That's gotta hurt! ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2463 |
Frackal is a master at banging animals with humps. He was the first to mount an elephant who had just sniffed an 8 ball of cocaine. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 208 |
Sounds Messy........ ------------------ "Better to be hated for who you are than loved for someone you are not." -Peter Steele (Type O Negative) | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2463 |
He is a pro though. ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1553 |
Havoc you won that $100.00 bucks yet on flame4cash ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2463 |
No I gave that up, theres to many people and no matter how good your flame is everyone elses response is basically saying your flame sucked, there no artistry involved. ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2049 |
yeah bro, but that shit about cogswell cogs had me rollin...the mod had bumped your grade up to c after that one... | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2463 |
Can never really tell if your serious or not Billy so I will assume your being a dick, peace and when I see you I am going to put your head in the sand. ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2049 |
cogswell cogs mutherfucker, how could i joke about that shit...that was some crazy shenanigans bro...definately one of your best...it was noted... | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2463 |
Lo siento amigo. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1001 |
Havoc is also the only man in the world to successfully drink a cocktail of 10 gallons of various animal and bug semen in an airplane midflight. [This message has been edited by Frackal (edited November 10, 2000).] | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2463 |
Mid flight is the key here folks. ------------------ |
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posted November 09, 2000 11:50 PM
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