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AGENT SHAGWELL

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From:cryogenically frozen somewhere in FL
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posted November 06, 2000 03:35 PM

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Just something interesting I read...."In a recent poll more than 1,000 adults from around the coundtry, 48% of southerners said they were sexually active and 10%-more than anywhere else in the nation-claimed to have sex at least once a day."

So thats why I'm surrounded by smiley happy people

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My father was a relentlessly selfimproving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts for being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we�d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it�s breathtaking. I suggest you try it.


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Rex37

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posted November 06, 2000 03:39 PM

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God damn I knew not moving to Florida 5 years ago would find a way to bite me in the ass. Just think maybe if I lived down there I wouldn't be a virgin now and could get laid on a regular basis. Damn

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Thick dawg

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posted November 06, 2000 03:46 PM

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I'm not that active. I usually just lie there and let them bounce up and down...


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madbomber31

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posted November 06, 2000 03:47 PM

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HALF OF THE SOUTH IS HAVING SEX WITH GOATS, SO OF COURSE THEY ARE COUNTING THAT AS REAL SEX... SHEEP FUCKING RED NECKS.


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JohnnyO

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posted November 06, 2000 04:00 PM

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of course when you have sex with 1/2 the country it will make a mark on national statistics.


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chesty

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posted November 06, 2000 04:56 PM

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You all forgot that fucking your sister, mother, father, brother, or is that your mother who is really your sister, then again it could be your sister who is really your aunt, damn, no wonder the southerners have better statistics. They keep it in the family.


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted November 06, 2000 05:01 PM

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Chesty.....all my family members are dead...is that why I'm not getting any?.......eeewwww thats only WV sugar not FL


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Gilbyag

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posted November 06, 2000 05:02 PM

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Checkmatebloated

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posted November 06, 2000 05:04 PM

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Southern girls are always satisfied and so am I.


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chesty

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posted November 06, 2000 05:13 PM

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Could be. But it could be looks too.


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted November 06, 2000 05:22 PM

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Chesty....I don't get no more love huh........is it the gore thing?....does he give off too much of a umpa lump vibe?


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chesty

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posted November 06, 2000 06:05 PM

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You still got my love babe, just feeling very awnry today!


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ajc

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posted November 06, 2000 07:10 PM

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That's because they are allowed to sleep with family members...Hence, some of them are really Special. Don't worry BILL, I won't say any names. oops...J/K bro


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mikecsa

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posted November 06, 2000 10:11 PM

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hell your in Florida, your surrounded by a bunch of damn yakees that didnt just come down for a visit. come to TN and you'll know for damn straight that the numbers you posted are correct.

mike

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slickdadd

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posted November 06, 2000 10:37 PM

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anyone that is clueless, its true, come to TN, Knoxville, be wowed by the womens.


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted November 07, 2000 01:36 PM

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Chesty...you feeling awnry today sugar? WHats happening on the love front...any new prospects...or 1st he ex wife still in the picture? Come on this is my "soap opera" this board ...you happen to be one of my favorite actors sugar


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WODIN

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posted November 07, 2000 01:42 PM

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It's true southern women are better looking. I've lived in the south and the north east, give me a southern bell any day over a north east babe.

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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted November 07, 2000 01:52 PM

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Wodin..I take it your wife is a southern babe?


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madbomber31

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posted November 07, 2000 02:40 PM

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TN HAS HOT CHICKS, TILL YOU TALK TO THEM AND THEY ARE AT THE 4TH GRADE READING LEVEL.


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WODIN

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posted November 07, 2000 02:48 PM

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My wife was born in Pittsburgh, spent her formative years in Nashville and I meet her in college while I was working on my second degree and masters. I was her buis. law tutor.

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