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punch

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 53
From:VT
Registered: Oct 2000

posted November 06, 2000 02:54 PM

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My question is this. If your in the gym training hard and feel the urge to flatulate do you.

A. hold it in and hope it goes away
B. Let it loose and hope for the best.
C. Run like a rabid animal to the bathroom
D. float an air biscuit and blame it on your partner.

My partner and I are having a strong argument about this, any comments!


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BigWh1tey

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 371
From:Parts unknown , weight unknown
Registered: May 2000

posted November 06, 2000 02:55 PM

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let it fly and just laugh ( as long as i dont shit my pants by mistake ) ....


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gearseeker

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 248
From:Kansas City, Missouri, USA
Registered: Apr 2000

posted November 06, 2000 04:03 PM

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Fart as loud and long as you possibly can, then look at the cutest girl near you and say with a shocked look "I cant believe you did that!"


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WODIN

Elite Bodybuilder

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From:Look into that place where you dare not, and there you will find me!
Registered: Aug 2000

posted November 06, 2000 04:32 PM

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Float a biscut in an area that you are not working in, but you know you will be wanting to work in within the next 15 minutes. You have to clear a path somehow and this is a very effective method.

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AACK!!!


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