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Future One

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posted November 04, 2000 12:05 PM

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"Hey! it's you! Bill Phillips!" cried out Tim Patterson. "Ahhh... yeah, I'm Bill Phillips. Do I know you friend?" asked Mr. Phillips. "You know TC Luoma, he's with my company now, Biotest..." answered Tim. "Hah hah! I had that guy literally licking by balls when he was with me, here at EAS..." Bill laughed at the old memory. "Yeah well, I don't know what went through your fucking head to turn sissy. Bill, did you become a homo?" asked Tim. "Hey? what difference does it make to you buddy?" answered Bill defensively. "Yeah, what product of yours actually works other than Creatine?" asked Tim angrily. "Hah! what product of yours actually work, PERIOD?!" laughed Bill. "Hey, you got no right to talk about anyone, Mr. 'HMB feels like Deca'" Tim sneered at Bill mockingly.

Bill started getting pissed. "EAS supplements are the ONLY ones backed by university research buddy! what about your shit? is it backed by anything other than your own hyperbole?" he cried out to Tim.
"Yeah, HMB was backed by one single FUCKING study! big deal?? not a single person has seen any benefit from that crap to warrant the cost of it" cried out Tim defensively.
"Sure, and your new Androsol works just like Sustanon 250 right? that's pretty good for a bottle of alcohol with some shitty andro" Bill smiled, he had landed a punch were it hurt. "Ok, that's it buddy! let's duke it out right now, RIGHT NOW!!" Tim Patterson screamed as he pulled his sleeves up to reveal a whooping 12" arms.

Bill started laughing uncontrollably. "HAH HAH HAH! here, let me show you a REAL arm" Bill said as he pulled his sleeve to reveal a decent 18" arms. Astounded at the sight, Tim rolled his sleeve back. "Well, ok, I may have 12" arms, but at least I have a 12" dick!!" cried Tim, as he pulled a tape measure out, and unzipped his pants.
Bill started getting horny as hell, but he pretended he was fine. Tim pulled out his Johnson, and used the tape measure to get a reading. "SEE!! SEE!! 12 inches baby!!" Tim shouted out extaticly. "Ahhmm...Tim, you're holding the tape measure the other way, that's actually 12 centimetres you're holding there my friend..." answered Bill, immediately losing his horniness.

Out of the blue, this powerful electric disturbance appears, and Arnold Swartzenegger steps out of it, in black leather biker's clothing, holding a shotgun.
"I am Cyberdyne systems model 101 T-800. I haav been sent to this time to warn people of the truth. Supplements do not woughk. The synthetic hormones is the troo way to bodyboild. Either that, o totallee natral"

Arnold's huge 20" arms were so massive, that it scared the living bullshit out of Bill, and Tim. They started running away as fast as they could go. Arnold just stood there, then he said one last thing. "Keeds, only yoo caan prevent forest fiars!"

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Don't mess with this baby!


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Frackal

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posted November 04, 2000 12:09 PM

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I liked the first part


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garza

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posted November 05, 2000 12:15 AM

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That is hilarious stuff. Who is tim Patterson?

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Gimme the Big Mac extra value meal, extra sauce, and uhh oh yeah a large diet Coke.


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Latimer

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posted November 05, 2000 12:15 AM

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Yeah who is Tim Patterson?


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Future One

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posted November 05, 2000 10:12 AM

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Tim Patterson is the CEO of the supplement company Biotest. They have a webzine called Testosterone, and it includes writers that used to be with Bill Phillips a long time ago...

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Look at the size of THESE arms! :


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