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havoc

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From:The 27th Century, USAtiva
Registered: Jul 2000

posted November 01, 2000 08:36 AM

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This mofo has some solid genetic capabilities.

-He is naturally ripped up(high metabolism from living in a boiler room I guess)
-Has access to anyones household, therefore he could just take some cash for supplements or gear if need be
-Spawned by Satan himself, what other kind of hook up do you need
-Heals very easy, hell this guy cuts his fingers off for fun then they just come right back, injury prone doesnt relate to this entity
-All those souls in his stomach region have to give him some type of monumental strength

This fucker could be the next Mr. Olympia if he would just devote some time in the gym instead of these murder excursions he takes. Also I think deep down he is really a solid individual, I mean he wears a red and green sweater, this man is an emblem for the Christmas spirit, he just needs to be shown the right path. The force is with him like it was in Vader, the good side is what I am speaking of, he just needs to be shown the path. Krueger could push the limits of imagination, what a waist of genetics. peace and monthly fees.

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BigTruck

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From:Beyond The Pale
Registered: Jun 2000

posted November 01, 2000 08:38 AM

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I'm not sure how he'd tan though, could work against him...


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~~~SlickassBiatch~~~

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From:slicksterville, South Slickson USslickinA
Registered: Aug 2000

posted November 01, 2000 08:43 AM

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nice signature Havoc.


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supersizeme

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From:dallas, tx
Registered: Jun 2000

posted November 01, 2000 09:26 AM

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Freddie has been misunderstood since day one. The man's a burn victim for Christ's sake and has never gotten any serious medical attention. I don't care how many children he burned alive down in that boiler room, the man needs a damn doctor already. I, too, would fashion a glove with some fine cutlery attached and start chopping people up and invading their dreams had my HMO plan failed me like it did Frederick. Only after Freddie's wounds are attented to can we hope to see him in the gym ripping off sets of squats and deads with Mike Meyers and Jason Vorhees spotting each other on heavy bench with chains.
word to big bird layin a nasty terd.

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WODIN

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From:Look into that place where you dare not, and there you will find me!
Registered: Aug 2000

posted November 01, 2000 09:58 AM

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I would put Spawn up against Freddy Kruger any day of the week and totally expect Spawny to make Llama shit out of Freddy boy!

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Thick dawg

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From:Florida
Registered: Aug 2000

posted November 01, 2000 10:04 AM

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My heart goes out to Freddy. How careful must he be when he jerks off... talk about walking on eggshells...


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special_bill

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From:NE alabama
Registered: Jun 2000

posted November 01, 2000 10:04 AM

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i'd bust a maneuver on freddy krueger...


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