I'll do this slowley so yall can understand...

(Boy I'm pissin people off tonight)

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AACK!!!

AHHHH!!!

GORE: Mr. Hankins, ah doesn't feel fine about it, an' ah reckon we ought t'have a patient's bill of rights t'take th' medical decishuns away fum th' HMOs an' give them back t'th' docko's an' nurses. ah's hankerin' t'come back an' tell yo' whuffo', but eff'n yo' will fo'gimme, ah w'd like t'say sumpin right now at th' beginnin' of this hyar debate follerin' on th' moment of silence fo' Mel Carnahan an' Ran'y Carnahan an' Jed Siffo'd, cuss it all t' tarnation. Tipper an' ah were fine friends wif Mel an' Ran'y, an' ah knows thet all of us har be hankerin' t'extend our sympathy an' corndolences t'Jean an' th' fambly an' t'th' Siffo'd fambly. An' ah w'd jest like t'say thet this hyar debate in a way is a livin' tribute t'Mel Carnahan on account o' he loved th' git-up-and-gitous discusshun of ideas in our democracy. He was a fantastic govahno' of Missouri. This hyar state became one of th' top five in th' nashun fo' health care covahage fo' chillun unner his leadership. One of th' bess in advancin' all kinds of benefits fo' chillun t'grow up healthy an' strong, acco'din' t' th' code o' th' heells! An' of course, this hyar debate also takes place at a time when th' tragedy of th' USS Cole is on our minds an' hearts an' insofar as th' memo'ial services t'morry, ah w'd like t'also extend sympathy t'th' families of them who haf died an' them who is still missin', an' th' injured, cuss it all t' tarnation. Now, Mr. Hankins, ah reckon thet th' situashun thet yo' dexcribe has gotten completely outta han'. Docko's is givin' prexcripshuns, they're recommendin' treatments, an' then their recommendashuns is bein' on overruled by HMOs an' insurance companies. Thet is unacceppable. ah suppo't a strong nashunal patient's bill of rights. It is acshully a disagreement between us, a nashunal law thet is pendin' on this, th' Din'le-No'wood bill, a bipartisan bill, is one thet ah suppo't an' thet th' govahno' does not.

MODERATOR: Two minutes response, Govahno' Bush.

BUSH: I, too, be hankerin' t'extend mah prayers an' blessin's, God's blessin's on th' families whose lives were on overturned yessuh -- tod -- last night. It's a tragic moment. Acshully, Mr. Vice President, it's not true. ah do suppo't a nashunal patient's bill of rights. As a matter of fack, ah brought Republicans an' Democrats togither t'do jest thet in th' State of Texas t'git a patient's bill of rights through. It requires a diffrunt kind of leadership style t'do it, though. Yo' see, in o'der to git sumpin done on beha'f of th' varmints, yo' hafta put partisanship aside, an' thass whut we did in mah state. We haf one of the dawgoned-est advanced patient's bill of rights. It says, fo' example, thet a woomin don't hafta hoof it through a gate keeper t'go t'her gynecologist. It says thet yo' kin't gag a docko', docko' kin advise yo'. Th' HMO, th' insurance compenny, kin't gag thet docko' fum givin' yo' full advice. An' this hyar particular bill, it allers patients t'choose a docko', their own docko' eff'n they be hankerin' to. But we did sumpin else thet was interestin'. We is one of th' fust states thet said yo' kin sue an HMO fo' denyin' yo' right covahage. Now thar's whut's called an Independent Review Organizashun thet yo' hafta hoof it through fust. It says yo' haf a complaint witcher insurance compenny, yo' kin take yer complaint t'an objeckive hide. Eff'n th' objeckive hide rules on yer beha'f, th' insurance compenny muss foller them rules. Howevah, eff'n th' insurance compenny don't foller th' findin's of th' IRO, then thet becomes a cuz of ackshun in a court of law. It's time fo' our nashun t' come togither an' does whut's right fo' th' varmints, an' ah reckon this hyar is right fo' th' varmints. Yo' know, ah suppo't a nashunal patient's bill of rights, Mr. Vice President, an' ah's hankerin' all varmints covahed, cuss it all t' tarnation. ah doesn't be hankerin' th' law t'supersede fine law like we've got in Texas. ah reckon

The redneck version of the first quesiton of the last debate!!!