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 ~~~~Define a moment of BEAUTY for Me~~~~
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Guru 
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We have all experienced beauty whether it was beauty in emotion, object, activity, person or farm animal. Beauty exists in all types of matter. Where have you found beauty? Was it in a moment or during an event? Was it somewhere where you never expected? I have found it in many places. Here is a small example: I was dating this lucky girl around 2 years ago, she was cool for the first 3 or 4 days because I really didnt know her and the sex was fresh but anything after that was a travesty except on Easter when she gave me a plastic egg with an 1/8th of high grade herb in it(side note-best present for anyone is marijuana). Ok back to the beauty part of this, like I said after the 4th day of knowing this girl I knew I wouldnt mesh with her but I had already agreed to attend a horrific concert with her(Candlebox-damn these fux suck)and I couldnt back out of it because I am a man of my word. So the day arrives and I have kind of been giving her the cold shoulder previous to this night. First on this day I am sicker than a llama with Aids, I had a migraine, stuffiness, the basic Nyquil symptoms, it was freezing and raining outside and I knew that wasnt going to help my situation, the only thing that would get me through this night was some Ganja. She came over and was more anxious to see the concert than a young ethiopian at his first buffet. She was moaning, groaning and bitching , telling me to hurry up and basically making me want to shave her bald and take a wiffle ball bat to her but I remain calm and its time to go. In the car she keeps up the usual moaning and groaning, yelling which makes me feel worse because my damn head hurt so much. I remain calm and reach for my bubbler and herb, OH shit, I forgot I put in my apartment earlier that day. So the only thing that could help me was not available. Now I felt like complete shit, I was like the stakes are high now, I felt alone, depressed, let down and a dreg of the earth. I was sick, herbless and with a woman that deserved nothing more than a anal ravishing with an old Louisville Sluggah. I contemplate turning around but all I would hear is more bitching. By this time all I have to look forward to is a long line in the freezing rain with a woman that I dislike to the utmost and I am sick as hell. We are 10 minutes away and for some reason something tells me to look down at my left foot while I am driving, I did, I saw the LIGHT, by my left foot I found a perfectly rolled joint filled with the greenest, meanest, leanest as beautiful as my penis marijuana that I had forgotten about. I cautiously pick it up , smell it(smells like heaven), inside I start to feel warm, goosebumps approach, I then light it up, took one huge hit, parked, just sat there for a second, she looks at me and asked "why are you crying", I tell her I cant explain, that moment when I found that herb was a memorable one indeed, it touched my soul, what a blessing that was. That was one of my beautiful moments. Marijuana will touch you if you let it. peace and what are some of your beautiful moments. ------------------ "I'm reaching a height which you said cannot be, I'm bringing the light which you said you can't see"     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1073 |
That's nothing compared to the split second right after penetration when the llama has a look of extacy on it's face and a wheeping squeel echoes from it's mouth... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 224 |
what a great story, godbless marijuana LOL | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 58 |
That was the lameist story I have ever herd. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1314 |
Once you see this "moment" you had in all things then you will have taken the first step on the path of enlightenment. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 439 |
you're a non-smoker if i've ever seen one. and why don't you hang around a little longer before you start flaming, jacknuts. excellent story havoc and yes candlebox sucks a fat one (not fattie but a fat dick in this case). | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 286 |
havoc, you are the funniest man alive..... ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2266 |
This story was an example of beauty, I am asking everyone to give me an example of what beauty means to them, for example I am thinking 8packs definition of beauty is banging an aardvark corpse where rigamortis has just begun. What is your example of beauty, good night to all, its coma time. ------------------ "I'm reaching a height which you said cannot be, I'm bringing the light which you said you can't see" | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 58 |
Now that response was beautiful. HAHAHAHHA | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 893 |
The first peek of an eager nipple bounding from a bra's restraint, the edge of bush revealed the first time you slowly pull a new chickie's panties down. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 148 |
Not exactly beauty, but it was VERY beautiful. My 10 year old daughter practicing her claironete and trying to play mary had a little lamb. Boop Honk! It was so cute I was rolling around on the floor crying (in the other room of cource) | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 412 |
The slow swirl of reality escaping. My mind becoming numb. The blackness enters my soul. Things are easier now, I don't have to think any longer. Finally, I am at my base. Primordial. Emotional. Instinctual. The smooth wood of the bat fits my hand perfectly. It is battered and scarred. Like me. My grip is intense, knuckles white, but I don't feel it. I don't feel anything. Except hate. And love. The moment is perfect. The moment is more real than anything I've ever experienced. The darkness is my cover, my shroud. It cloaks me like the blackness that has covered my soul. I wait behind the bushes. At his house. The enemy. Stupid fucker. Should've known. I peer between the branches, the scent of dirt and leaves pervades my nostrils. I'm motionless. For hours. Finally, lights. Twin beams piercing the night as his car pulls up the driveway by the shrubs. Though his windows are closed, I hear the bump of his music through the car. Muffled. He opens the car door and the dome light illuminates him as he pulls himself out of the car using the door and steering wheel as crutches. All I see where his eyes are is shadows. He is pathetic, weak and undeserving. To think, I once called him my friend. As he gets out, a beer can drops to the ground. Drunk again. Good. It'll make things easier. He staggers up the dark driveway. Towards me. Towards the end. I think at the last minute he must have sensed something because he looks towards me as I spring from the bush. Too late. Sucker. The arc of the bat is perfect, a slow, downward swing that lands squarely on his shoulder. Did you know that it only takes eight pounds of pressure per square inch to break a bone? His collarbone is shattered. He drops. Strangely, without a sound. I pace towards his fallen figure, fire racing through my veins. The moon illuminates me from behind, he can't make out my face as he peers up from the ground. But he knows. And he is ready. I swing the bat four more times, once on each knee, once on each elbow. He's beginning to scream now. The reality of the situation has come to him. He realizes he's going to die. Right then, right there, in pool of his own beer-laden vomit and piss. I straddle him standing and hold the bat over my head like an axe. With everything I have, I slam it down into his face. Blood sprays, it is warm and exciting. I bring the bat down twice more for good measure and it is over. All of it. My whole life I've been waiting for this moment, and the moment only took thirty seconds. But it was perfect. As beautiful as anything I've ever felt. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 276 |
"tripping" on robo about 2 years ago, i was walking along a paved trail thats surrounded by trees, a creek, grass, etc, and a large cicada was crawling across the trail. these are the bugs you find their shells on trees after they have climbed the tree, hatched out the back, and flown off to live out their remaining ~24 hrs of life. I am usually terrified of large insects, but i let him walk onto my hand, picked him up, and watched him, and truly appreciated the fact that he was as old as i was at the time (17) and then set him on a tree trunk so he could hatch, fly off and mate to complete his insignificant (to us) life cycle. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 841 |
Uhhhh...BigTruck...ummmmm?? | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 2838 |
Big truck...the Hemmingway style of the short sentence in your writing structure is OUTSTANDING Bro....The pause for effect was almost natural....however, I can only hope the story was (somewhat) fiction....heh heh heh...very nice imagery as well Bro...Good Piece!!! Ranger | ||
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Guru
Posts: 3595 |
That was a disturbing story coming from someone who just got dissed by his wife and former best friend. I really hope that was fiction! my friend. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1461 |
Well Big Truck, did he do your wife or what? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1314 |
Havoc my brother, I just had that great moment of beauty you refer to. My wife taught an aerobic class for the first time in several years and I was one of the students in her class. This is a woman who has been uteran cancer and made a great comeback.. I had tears in my eyes bro... peace. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 412 |
Nahh, I'm just messing around -- no worries bros  Ranger -- thanks for the words! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 109 |
Moment of beauty. I have two that come to mind. 1 - when I popped my cherry and took my first step towards better living thru anabolic chemistry. 2 - those brief moments between the time I proposed and when she accepted. ------------------ The moral? It doesn't matter whether you are a lion or a gazelle, when the sun comes up - you had better be running. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 176 |
You can tuly see beauty if you just let your self go. That is why everyone loves the herb! | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2266 |
There is nothing like Jah-herb. ------------------ "I'm reaching a height which you said cannot be, I'm bringing the light which you said you can't see" |
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