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 Really Old People: Get the fuck off of the road!!!!!
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| Author | Topic: Really Old People: Get the fuck off of the road!!!!! | ||
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Freak 
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This 128 year old woman in a big ass gold Buick flipped me off on the freeway today. She damn near came to a fucking stop at the bottom of the ramp where I was trying to get on the freeway to go to work... Old people should be tested every year. She was so old she couldn't even extend her middle finger all the way. That damned arthritis. LOL    | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1283 |
AJ just be thankfull she didn't show you those saggy torpedoe titties!!! {shudder} Note to everyone: These little things {action of some kind} ------------------  | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 1506 |
you would think that old people would drive fast because they don't have much time left. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1944 |
Good point JonnyO | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 299 |
lol. i agree with you guys. they need to put some kind of age restriction on. im sick of these old bastards!!!zeus | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 114 |
haha yeah i agree with u guys. Old people really need to be tested every year. I couldnt even tell you how many times some old person damn near hit my car. Then when hit my horn and give them the finger...they look so damn confused like they dont know what the hell happened! | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1944 |
I wish I had a picture of that old lady all hunched over the steering wheel while she's trying like hell to get that middle finger up high enough that I can see it. Definately a Kodak moment. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 814 |
I hear you aj, 4 years ago, I totaled my brand new car because a fucking 83! year old lady could not tell the difference between red and green, somehow she lived. My question is---WHY IS INSURANCE SO HIGH FOR TEENAGERS WHEN OLD PEOPLE DRIVE 100 TIMES WORSE!! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 152 |
After you turn 65 you should be tested every year, a month ago some old fool hit a parked bus I was in, and then just took off. How the fuck can you not see a bus, especially a parked one | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1064 |
My Grnadma once got hit by a parked car... | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1944 |
My stepdad has an eye doctor's office / optical shop. A couple years ago this old lady was parked out in front getting ready to leave and when she hit the gas, she came right through the plate glass window at the front of the store. She got out looked around, shook her head and then got in the car and backed it out of the store. Then she walked back in through the new hole she made and gave my stepdad her insurance info. Do ya think she might need a stronger prescription? | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1748 |
A few weeks ago this old bitch changed lanes without even looking at really ruined a motorcyclist's day. He survived but he was really banged up. I have some friends who are EMTs and they said he had over 30 broken bones. This old bitch didn't even look. They are truly a danger to society. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 677 |
ajc & Austin - you both are hilarious! I just started laughing when I read this........Yes, I agree. I'm not biased or anything, but where in the he** do they get off flipping birds when they're the ones usually causing the problem!!! ajc - I'm sure this started your day off totally wrong! Did you just laugh at her? ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1428 |
Funny thing though in FL State you only have to renew your liscense every 13 years...I got mine in 98 and it doesn expire till 2011....scarey huh  | ||
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Novice 
Posts: 4 |
i have had the same problem with them, just 6 or 7 weeks ago i was on sunset and following an old lady, she must have had her left blinker on for an hour or more and when i tryed to pass her on the right she made a right into my side door. fuckin make me mad, i was ready to break her peace | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 152 |
They are so high on themselves also, once when I was parked this old wench was walking across the street very slowly, it took her 2 lights to get across and she happened to look at me, saw I was pissed, and proceeded to give me a very dirty look and shake her finger at me. I was pissed and very tempted to honk at her, I bet it would have made her jump out of her shoes | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 274 |
I've got a theory about this... You know how life seems to go by faster as you get older? I think by the time you are 80 or so, everything is going by so goddamn fast you think 30mph is like racing indy cars with your ass on fire. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1428 |
I don't mind old people and the stupid stuff they do......as long as they have a sense of humor... When I was running one day at college around the campus, some old lady was driving and had 2 wheels on the sidewalk and 2 wheels off....she got close to me before she realized, then she got of the curb...she smiled laughed and told me she was just trying to make me run faster | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 34 |
Bump the old fers off the road with a big as truck.
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1113 |
quote: Hahahaha. Johnny that was funny as shit. Naty has a good point bout the insurance thing too. I get put into a high risk pool cause I'm a teenager. Its all those dumb fucks who drive 90 and hit a pot hole, go flying, and kill themselves that raise my insurance. So what do I have to do? Pray I make enough cash to pay my high insurance, complete a driver's course thing and pray that lowers my insurance and do some more praying and see if my insurance company has a good grade policy. Hope they do and that being 31st in my class doesn't just make me another stat in the school. ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1506 |
When I'm 90 I'm going drive fast.."move over young person! I have THINGS to do before I die!" | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 206 |
This is funny shit---I've been trying to picture your old lady in the buick AJC. LMAO : ) Shagwell I'm glad somebody brought up Florida. You guys ought to see the old farts down here. The median age in alot of Florida cities is like 99 or something. And have you noticed that these old farts are always in rush hour traffic----if I was retired my ass would be in bed 'til noon every damn day. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1944 |
Fitness1-I didn't laugh because it shocked the hell out of me. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 207 |
i disagree with y'all to some extent...my grandmother is 90 and recently her doctor told her he thought she was too old to drive. her life is so much less full now that she can't drive to the grocery store or her bridge game and has to rely on others to help her make her every move. i think there should be a test for driving competency after a certain age. i must admit i was one of those people who swore at elderly drivers and gave them dirty looks and shit, but now every time i see an old woman driving (usually too slowly) i stop before i give her a dirty look and think of my grandmother.... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1102 |
Fuck old people! Old people suck! Just run their sorry asses off the road. They're about to check outta here pretty soon anyway. We're just helping it along, hehe. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 782 |
AJC sorry to say this but this post has NO place in the anabolic board. You're a good guy but damn this really, REALLY needs to be in chat!!! ....oh this is chat?! Ok, huh they should be tested again after 50... huh... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 789 |
I doubt it'll happen...which age group has the highest voter turnout percentage....? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 152 |
I hope I don't encounter any old people when im drunk or juicin cause the could be hell to pay and I wouldn't be able to help myself | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 67 |
ajc, She just flipped you off for no reason? I'm sure you were driving responsibly and patiently, and she came to a near-stop and flipped you off just because you were behind her. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 67 |
Well, there is the serious issue of older people needing to get tested more often. That is being discussed is lawmaking bodies everywhere. A serious matter of safety. Then there is the issue of impatience and self-centeredness that I see on here. If someone needs to go slower to srive safely, and keeps in the right lane, fine. Maybe this pwerson needed to slow down in order to merge safely...the real danger most of the time are the other impatient people behind them. If an older person has a disability and needs a long time to cross the street, what kind of society are we where it becomes solely a matter of holding us up another couple of minutes? This person was probaboly walking because she could not or should not drive...which is what you want. Then you get mad because she has the nerve to cross the street. |
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posted October 27, 2000 12:52 PM
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