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Fitnes1

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posted October 24, 2000 10:29 AM

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what car would you be...... And, what's important.....what color would you be?

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Thick dawg

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posted October 24, 2000 10:32 AM

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I'd be a pink caddy with decked out rims, zebra stripe fur interior, dice in my mirror, with a big ass hand that would pop out from under my hood and smack my bithes when they be frontin'.


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bikinimom

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posted October 24, 2000 10:36 AM

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I'm not sure what car I'd be - but the color? There is only one color: RED!!!

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havoc

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posted October 24, 2000 10:38 AM

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I would be a jacked up , faded yellow , 1985 Pinto with elbows and a Cadillac emblem mexican cemented(taped) to the hood with a Crown Royal Bag hanging from my rear view mirror with a sticker on the back that says "Paid in Full".

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kat

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posted October 24, 2000 10:42 AM

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A banana yellow Volkswagon Bug Turbo with racing tires and a picture of a panther painted on the front hood.


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special_bill

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posted October 24, 2000 10:43 AM

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i would be a rental car, cause i see alot of ass...


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JohnnyO

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posted October 24, 2000 10:51 AM

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hot pink cabrio with fluffy foo foo carpet on the dash, in need of a lube job and a rear end alignment.


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted October 24, 2000 10:53 AM

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toss up...my favorite cars:
-Hummer-Orange
-76 Vet-Red (white walls)
-57 Chevy-Black (with big white walls )
-Durango-Yellow

So what does that say about me?


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decibel

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posted October 24, 2000 10:57 AM

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kat - i own that car. but it's techno blue and there's no panther on the hood.

i would be an audi TT - silver or metallic blue with black leather interior.


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Mr. T

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posted October 24, 2000 11:04 AM

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78 Jeep CJ7 on 33' Superswampers, with a 350 and those happy face KC lights-


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WODIN

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posted October 24, 2000 11:10 AM

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A FUCKIN TANK!

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MP5

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posted October 24, 2000 11:23 AM

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Geo metro that cost $800 but I put a stereo in it with crappy bass speakers that cost $1000.


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supersizeme

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posted October 24, 2000 11:28 AM

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i would be a tan 79' Trans Am with a huge orange bird on the hood with a juiced 6.6 liter under the hood with a scoop on it. red leather on the interior and a fat set of mickey thompsons on the back, prolly 25" wide. i would hot like june and july.

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MrMuscle

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posted October 24, 2000 12:08 PM

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a yellow beetle

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Jae

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posted October 24, 2000 01:54 PM

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I would be the Barbie Trailer Trash car. A 85 Camaro with mix and match paint and body job set. Smoking Choking exhaust pipe (please keep kids from breathing), coat hanger antennae, drivers side window will not roll up, cracked oozing foam vinyl seats, those black shady things on the back.

You all know the car, it holds two Trailer Trash Barbies or 15 MexImmigrant Barbies.

Jae


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JustinM

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posted October 24, 2000 04:10 PM

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either a hummer or a Mclaren F1


peace

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Zebo

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posted October 24, 2000 04:31 PM

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If I could just be the driver's seat in Bmom's or Fitnes1's car, that would be enough.
hehe sorry sorry sorry hehe
It's those pics! I can't get them outta my head.

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Checkmatebloated

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posted October 24, 2000 04:32 PM

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Damn Justin I'm right with you on that one. I was thinking the exact thing. The hummer can run over anything and it is rugged and they the the F1 the widow maker, because it kills people. hehehehe!


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Juice Moose

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posted October 24, 2000 04:43 PM

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A 1966 chevy II, with a 814 c.i. sonny leonard big block with a 14-71 B.D.S. blower, on alcohol, with a 400 h.p. nitrous system,painted chrome yellow, ohhh hell yeah!!!!!


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JayeLynn

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posted October 24, 2000 05:48 PM

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an early model International Pickup - forest green.

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MP5

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posted October 24, 2000 05:54 PM

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Jae, they have tons of those here in Colorado!


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JustinM

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posted October 24, 2000 05:56 PM

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check it works out perfectly..the biggest and the fastest/nicest..did u know the drivers seat of the Mclaren is in the middle of the car and there are 2 rear seats...1 on each side..

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Sailor_Girl

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posted October 24, 2000 06:04 PM

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A bright pink Ford Mustang would be da SHIAT!

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JayeLynn

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posted October 24, 2000 06:08 PM

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yes MP5, I know.


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Kaisersosay

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posted October 24, 2000 06:27 PM

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68-69 CANARO RS OR SS.JET BLACK WITH BLACK TINTED WINDOWS FAT AS FUCK TIRES AND SOME NICE CHROME CRAGERS.I'D BE STREET LEGAL UNDER 11.00 SECS BAD AS HELL HOT ROD.OH YEAH I CAN FEEL MY CAM CHUGING NOW.


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d1734

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posted October 24, 2000 06:31 PM

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i agree with Justin, the McLaren F1 kicks ass...231 mph. if only i had a million dollars to buy one.


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Future One

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posted October 24, 2000 08:51 PM

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231mph is bullshit! I'd be a Moller Skycar!
390mph top speed, 30000feet ceiling
and I'd be SILVER BABY! with HID Headlights all the way!!!

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Fitnes1

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posted October 25, 2000 09:01 AM

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quote:
Originally posted by Zebo:
If I could just be the driver's seat in Bmom's or Fitnes1's car, that would be enough.
hehe sorry sorry sorry hehe
It's those pics! I can't get them outta my head.

Zebo, we love flattery, don't we Bikinimom?!

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FtLauderdale

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posted October 25, 2000 12:29 PM

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A banged-up, rusty shitty old Ford truck with exhaust problems (the protein makes me fart alot). Color: slop tan with mud splatters. Wow, I sound hot! : )

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8pack

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posted October 25, 2000 02:07 PM

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Lambo DIABLO white.


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Juice Moose

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posted October 25, 2000 04:38 PM

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the british thrust sst the only land vehicle to break the sound barrier, but I would paint it yellow. that is one bad mofo!!!!


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burndaddy

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posted October 25, 2000 04:44 PM

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black vette chrome wheels,,,nuff said.

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Fitnes1

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posted October 26, 2000 09:01 AM

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quote:
Originally posted by burndaddy:
black vette chrome wheels,,,nuff said.

I wondered if anyone would say it...Yes, you're right burndaddy. This is my absolute favorite. Of course a vette MUST BE BLACK

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shawdawg

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posted October 26, 2000 10:24 AM

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Shelby GT......just like on Gone in 60 seconds!!! that mofo was the BOMB!!!!

Shaw


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