4:30 AM
Gets up and takes refreshing sponge bath with collected rainwater

5:00 AM
Puts on (synthetic) hairshirt and scowl�

6:00 AM
Eats breakfast of roots and berries collected from rooftop garden.

7:00 AM
Gets online and checks large investment portfolio.

10:00 AM
Works on blueprint for corporate "Death Star."

11:00 AM
Gets online and checks large investment portfolio.

12:00 PM
Lunch of trail mix and tofu.

1:30 PM
Interview young ideologs willing to work 70-80 hours a week for less than "living wage" for his empire of "rights" organizations.

2:30 PM
Appear on CNN talk show with Pat Buchanan� attempt to mask socialism in terms of "universal care," higher rates of "responsible taxation" and anti-"Big" industry.

3:45 PM
Gets online and checks large investment portfolio.

5:00 PM
Meet with trial lawyers for heavy duty contributions.

7:00 PM
Pine nuts and something "flaky" for dinner.

8:00 PM
Try (unsuccessfully) to sneak into a debate.

9:00 PM
Free time (watch black and white TV with aluminum foil rabbit ears).

10:00 PM
Prepare speech for how to transform foreign relations, banking system, utility pricing structure, deep oil drilling, welfare, General Motors, Medicare and Internet gambling.