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madbomber31

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posted October 19, 2000 02:28 PM

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I MEAN, THIS GIRL IS A FUCKING MACHINE, LITERALLY. I AM EXHAUSTED DURING THE DAY NOW, AND WAKE UP FOR SEX AT NIGHT.... SHE KILLING ME BROS.


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Thick dawg

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posted October 19, 2000 02:31 PM

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Simple, just stick a pin in her and deflate her.


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Laserdude

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posted October 19, 2000 02:32 PM

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Send her over to me, and I will deal with it.
I know it is a pain at times, but someone has to do it.


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special_bill

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posted October 19, 2000 02:32 PM

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quit paying her, she will leave...


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decibel

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posted October 19, 2000 02:32 PM

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is this a joke? you're not serious, right?

there's no such thing as too much sex.

i come an average of four or five times a day - everyday. i would LOVE to have a chick who liked to fuck as much as me.


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Weapon X

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posted October 19, 2000 02:33 PM

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madbomber likes talking about his girlfreind on this board so that he can get in trouble and then get mad at us.

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MP5

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posted October 19, 2000 02:56 PM

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I don't have that problem, it is sooo big she is satisfied and hurt for a week.


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madbomber31

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posted October 19, 2000 03:00 PM

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NO WEAPON X, I SPOKE OF HER IN A NEGATIVE WAY ONE FUCKING TIME YOU STUPID FUCKING COCK SUCKER... OK? YOU ARE AN ANNOYING SON OF A FUCKING BITCH, WHO NEEDS TO SHUT HIS FUCKING 3FOOT 100 POUND MOUTH. I EAT MORE STEAK AT ONE SITTING THEN YOU HAVE MEET ON YOUR BONES.

I WAS POSTING A TOPIC, BIG FUCKIN DEAL... TAKE YOUR ASS BACK TO THE WEIGHT ROOM AND ADD A 45 LB DUMBELL AND SEE IF YOU CAN BREAK THAT 150 MARK... PECKER.

HOWS THAT FOR HOW I FEEL ABOUT SOMEONE?


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MattTheSkywalker

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posted October 19, 2000 03:22 PM

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Bomber,

I think X was kidding. Regardless, someone's a little touchy. If you were really having all this sex, you might not be so "on edge".

Kind of makes it hard to believe you when you are displaying all that pent up anger.
Sex is such a good tension breaker, yet you have all this anger to let out.

Now you're the one who comes off looking like a jerk.

Matt


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bb4424

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posted October 19, 2000 03:53 PM

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tell her you want to do it in her ass...if she goes for it, she will not want any sex for a few days, she will be sore...if not, she will be scared for you to get her from behind and it will tame her down a litle.


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted October 19, 2000 04:06 PM

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madbomer...thats what my last boyfriend said so I dumped his tooshie...shut up!


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Weapon X

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posted October 19, 2000 04:09 PM

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madbomber's hand is too demanding.

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Rotten

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posted October 19, 2000 04:17 PM

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What's this nympho llamas name? Sounds like an ex llama of mine. God I miss her


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Fitnes1

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posted October 19, 2000 04:19 PM

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Someone getting too much sex?....
I would never have thought such a thing existed......LOL!

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KiNg_BeNNy

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posted October 19, 2000 04:27 PM

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please send her up to me ..i need a girl right now ..my fuck buddy sucks

peace kb

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madbomber31

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posted October 19, 2000 04:30 PM

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matt, correction... weapon has had plenty of little shots to take at me, and it adds up, then i let out what i let out. i may look like a jerk to a select few, or maybe more... but that doesnt quite matter. i cannot stand the tiny little remarks the fuck makes, its annoying.. ya, i know, deal with it... i did, by saying what i did.

fuck him, he is shit to me... actually, not even held in that high of regard.

the problem with too much sex is its too late in the evening... so i stay up later, and less sleep for work... which i already cant stand. so then i am tired and hating work... at least if i liked my job i could trust that i would not fall asleep.

oh, and let me clarify one thing.. the remarks made to matt by me last week were not in reply to my post about her actually.. they were in reply of another post someone else made and his (matts) comments were very very similar... same message in the end... which led me to a conclusion, which in turn led me to saying what i thought, which in turn led that fucker weapon x become a cocksucker which in turn led me to say something to him today, which in turn led me to say this about last week and my post directed toward matt, which in turn led me to... i dunno yet.


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Weapon X

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posted October 19, 2000 04:38 PM

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How you doin', madbomber?
You really give me that much control over your mental well-being?
Damn, I thought you were just just like everybody else on the board and that we all take potshots at each other in teh spirit of fun.
I'll remember to treat you differently in the future.
Remember: you are worthy!

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Valdez

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posted October 19, 2000 04:39 PM

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but anal is GROOVY, damn shagwell!!!
my hopes and dreams are destroyed.


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madbomber31

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posted October 19, 2000 04:48 PM

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mentally well??? hahahahahahahaha...

not quite.


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ANACONDA

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posted October 19, 2000 09:04 PM

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YOU GOT A HELL OF A WOMAN BRO...
I HAD ONE LIKE THAT A COUPLE DIFFERENT TIMES... IT SUCKS BEING TIRED. BUT I WISH
I STILL HAD ONE OF EM AROUND AT TIMES!


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d1734

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posted October 19, 2000 09:16 PM

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madbomber: i know you are upset (apparently) but keep in mind alot of us envy you right now. damn man, i'd be happy as hell if i had a gf like that right now. none of us have perfect lives, hell lots of us don't even have good lives!! yours may have its downfalls but it also has its upside. just be thankful for that.


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HIT Bodybuilder

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posted October 20, 2000 12:25 AM

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Think of the bright side of things. It may seem like too much sex (i don't believe there is such a thing), but you're burning extra calories as well. I wish I had me a piece of cardio equipement like that. Well, if you don't want to use it anymore, would you please sell it to me? Just kidding bro. Set a goal. Try to wear her out instead of letting yourself be worn down. Do a lot of fore play and finish it off with an hour of sex. I was in your situation once, but I wasn't complaining much. It took 30-60 minutes of fore play and 1-2 hours of sex to wear her down. I never met a girl like that, but the sex was very intense. But that's all it really was, sex. Love is 100 times better.

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scar face

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posted October 20, 2000 12:53 AM

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Enjoy it while it lasts... I have a girl that was like that, we have been together a long time and our sex life slowed way the fuck down. From 3 to 4 times a day to about 2 times a week. I complained at first it was to much, now I could kick myself... Thank god I have alot of porn...


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magic storm

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posted October 20, 2000 01:11 AM

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Just slow your roll man.


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madbomber31

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posted October 20, 2000 09:02 AM

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WHOA.. NEVER THOUGHT THAT IT COULD DWINDLE TO 2 TIMES A WEEK... THAT WOULD PISS ME OFF I THINK. EVERYTHING ELSE DOES.


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Dlady27

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posted October 20, 2000 10:25 AM

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she must be my long lost twin!!!!


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djane

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posted October 20, 2000 03:00 PM

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hey guys! bomber, if you want me too, i can maybe slow down to twice a week..(i think i'd die)...but if that's what you need..you may just have to get me some more toys


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Weapon X

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posted October 20, 2000 03:02 PM

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I've been called a toy...

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madbomber31

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posted October 20, 2000 03:04 PM

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I NEVER SAID SLOW IT DOWN TO 2 TIMES A WEEK... BUT IF YOU WANT TO GET LAID, SOONER OR LATER I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND THAT IT WILL BE ALL ABOUT ME!!! 2 MINUTES AND OUT!!!
CANT WAIT.


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djane

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posted October 20, 2000 03:20 PM

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2 minutes is good enough for me..as long as i can play with my toy afterwards


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KODIAK99

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posted October 20, 2000 05:30 PM

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bump


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