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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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>Men's Life in Perspective........ >> >>When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. >> >>When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided >>I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. >> >>In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything >>was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened >>suicide. >> >>So I decided I needed a girl with stability. >> >>When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was >>totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so >>dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement. >> >>When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. >>She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did >>mad impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me >>miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very >>energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some >>ambition. >> >>When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted >>firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she >>divorced me and took everything I owned. >> >>I am now 40 and I am looking for a girl with very big tits.    | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 135 |
Yup. Bitches. Like MD says "give me a fat slut who cooks and does the dishes". | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 366 |
LOL  Where do you guys come up with this stuff? | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 529 |
This is hilarious! ------------------  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1075 |
LOL! |
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