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 Things not to Say to A Police Officer
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" ------------------     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 621 |
Wodin...babe...you already posted this this week sugar.....time to take your medicine again  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 884 |
"So, ya think you can deep throat my billy club?" | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 334 |
Most of you guys need to quit hanging out at the donut shop!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 712 |
ARE YOU SURE? | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 374 |
"Don't push me, I'm on juice!" | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 30 |
EAT ME PIG!! | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 832 |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I always appreciate a good laugh. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 493 |
I just wanted to see how fast my car would go! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 109 |
I was going to be a cop too, but I decided to graduate from high school. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 3017 |
I have actually heard most of those for real. They are fucking humerous until someone swings at you. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 496 |
Say Hi to your wife and my kids! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 187 |
HEE.HEEE... SORRY, I HIT THE ACCELERATOR TOO HARD BECAUSE I GOT A LEG CRAMP FROM MY LAST SHOT OF SUSTANON. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 292 |
thats some funny shit ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 124 |
IT'S OREGANO! I SWEAR!! ------------------ -Ain't no party like a west coast party cuz a west coast party don't stop! -Coolio | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 458 |
I GOT PULLED OVER ONCE WHEN I WAS F-ED UP.THE COP ASKED ME IF CAN WALK A STRAIGHT LINE,BUT I THOUGHT HE SAID WOULD YOU LIKE A LINE.SO I PULLED OUT MY BAG AND SAID NO THANKS I GOT MY OWN.J/K.HEHEHE ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 187 |
SO ARE YOU A COOK TOO SIALOR GIRL??? HEE-HEE DO YOU KNOW HOW TO COOK... SAY .. A SNAKE? ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 124 |
"My ANACONDA don't want none unless you got buns hun!" Sir Mix A Lot-Baby Got Back Sorry....I had to! lol! ------------------ -Ain't no party like a west coast party cuz a west coast party don't stop! -Coolio | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 437 |
<sniff, sniff> "Hey, do you smell bacon?" Ask all innocent-like. ------------------ - I Used To Have 1200 Posts - | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 187 |
YES SAILOR GIRL, I AM/WAS A FAN. BUT BUBBLE BUTS ONLY, NO WIDE LOADS.... ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 178 |
Hey, I know your daugher (with a big grin) | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 99 |
Tell him/her: " I swear to drunk, I'm not god" | ||
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Novice 
Posts: 9 |
Yes officer can I have a double cheeseburger and soft drink to go please?Thank you. Ha! I got that line from Bill Murry's GroundHog Day movie. |
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