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 A letter to the communist Clinton
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Pro Bodybuilder 
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Dear Mr. President: > > >>> > > >>> I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank > > >>> me, I voted for Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and > > >>> reflected on that and I am sending my "Thank you" > > >>> for what you have done, specifically: > > >>> > > >>> 1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, > > >>> Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, > > >>> Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broaddrick. > > >>> Are there any others that we should know about? > > >>> > > >>> 2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral > > >>> sex. I had really planned to wait until he was about > > >>> 10 or so to discuss it with them, but now they know > > >>> more about it than I did as a senior in college. > > >>> > > >>> 3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment > > >>> in the work place (especially the White House) and > > >>> on the job is OK, and all you have to know is what > > >>> the meaning of "IS" is. It really is great to know > > >>> that certain sexual acts are not sex and one person > > >>> may have sex while the other one involved does NOT > > >>> have sex. > > >>> > > >>> 4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of > > >>> impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating > > >>> that the ridiculous plot of the movie, "Wag The Dog", > > >>> could be plausible after all. > > >>> > > >>> 5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, > > >>> Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, > > >>> Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look > > >>> moral. > > >>> > > >>> 6. Thank you for the 72 House and Senate witnesses > > >>> who have pleaded the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses > > >>> who have fled the country to avoid testifying about > > >>> Democrat campaign fund raising. > > >>> > > >>> 7. Thank you for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, > > >>> and 4 imprisonments from the Whitewater "mess" and > > >>> the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions > > >>> (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals. > > >>> > > >>> 8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, > > >>> "gutting" much of our foreign policy, and flying all > > >>> over the world on "vacations" carefully disguised > > >>> as necessary trips. Please give my regards to > > >>> Hillary, when/if you see her. Tell her I'm working > > >>> on a "Thank You" letter for her. > > >>> > > >>> Looking forward to January 2001, > > >>> > > >>> Average Joe     | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 68 |
yea, communist clinton sucks. i've got the cure all for the situation: the South should once again secede from the union. wouldnt it be great to see the stars and bars battle flag flyin high and proud once again. who knows maybe we can get somethin going again and Dixie will finally be resurrected. mike | ||
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Guru 
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Well said in the letter. He turns my stomach to even see him. And to hear all the ladies and pussy-whipped men say how wonderful he is just makes me ill! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 367 |
BUSH 2000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [This message has been edited by MP5 (edited October 02, 2000).] | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 171 |
MP5 - Great letter! You put into words what a lot of us are thinking. I only hope you really send it. If you do, though, don't be suprised if you get an audit notice from the IRS. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 367 |
Yeah I wish the south would secede from the union. Then we could even bring back slavery, and hell while we're at it let's just start lynching people again. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 68 |
Frackal, Thats why we call em "The Good Ole Days", but just always remember, Ole Times There Are Not Forgotten. mike [This message has been edited by mikecsa (edited October 02, 2000).] | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 367 |
yee haw | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 497 |
big shout out to slick willy thanks pal  | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 589 |
WOW its a amazing a racist, redneck from the south got an E machine! See what happens when you price technology so that the "masses" can afford it. North South won't work anyway. Go with and East / West type of civil war then we could have the East Coast Crack Heads Vs. The West Coast Ganga Boys! Fun for all, thats what I'm saying! For you red-neck, inbread, emachine-typing, rebel headed fools - that was "sarcasm". ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 119 |
I agree with the letter, but to those of you who advocate a return to the "old days" you are uneducated bafoons who bring down society. Those who were enslaved were human beings. They felt the same pain as you and bled the same blood as you. They had families torn apart and had their dignaty ripped from them. If you are merely uttering hate, then your just another piece of wihte trash that everyone looks at with disgust. If you truly believe your comments your disgusting piece of trash and every breath you take is a waste of oxygen. [This message has been edited by lc576 (edited October 03, 2000).] | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 579 |
I don't believe I would want to see slavery returned unless it meant enslaving those in prision to do hard manual labor till their time was up....I think it would be pretty nice to see some sort of rift in this country...Something is needed inorder to bring this country back for the people and not the corporations...Maybe we all need to move to the Davis Mts and live in the Republic of Texas....lol...or maybe I'll just vote for Harry Browne he wants to give power back to the states... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 367 |
Guys, I think the comment on slavery was a joke, Frackal was being a smart ass. Plus the south leaving the rest of the country is not so they can enslave, it is because the rest of the country way back when was already converting to big government. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 367 |
Yes I was being a smartass. |
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