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Dirk Diggler

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posted September 23, 2000 05:41 PM

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When people get on, ask for their tickets.

When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Mike. How's your day been?"

When the doors close, menacingly announce that "It's going to be a bumpy ride."

Constantly bounce a tennis ball.

Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, say "that's mine!"

Stand in the corner reading a telephone book, laughing.

Take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Turn off the lights in the elevator to "conserve energy."

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.

When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

Push your floor button with your nose.

Stand alone, and when the doors open tell people trying to get on that the car is full and that they should wait for the next one.

Swat at flies that don't exist.

Ride naked.

Push the top floor button and announce that you tried to kill yourself yesterday but the other building wasn't high enough.

Talk to people about the "golden age of elevators in the 50's."

Jump rope.

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

Ask, "Did you feel that? I felt a rumble."


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PYTHON_22INCH

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posted September 23, 2000 05:48 PM

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THOSE ARE ALL PRETTY GOOD BRO....
CRAZY BASTARD.


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pauly

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posted September 23, 2000 10:11 PM

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Funny shit man!

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20.4

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posted September 23, 2000 10:18 PM

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Here is one.

Get a really good fart worked up, something in the death by tears range, better yet you and a bud work a couple up.

Make sure you are the only two people on the vator.

Simple push a floor button, drop your boombs and get off.

If your luck you will here someone within two floors going....Oh my God what is that!

It really works and it's good old holesome clean fun!

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~~~SlickassBiatch~~~

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posted September 23, 2000 10:21 PM

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ROTFLMAO


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bgriff

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posted September 24, 2000 05:09 PM

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BWHAHAHAHHA

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~%%~OneKikAssWoman~%%~

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posted September 24, 2000 08:20 PM

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I was thinking sex...but, those are fun too


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picasso

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posted September 25, 2000 04:13 AM

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Whisper secret agent talk into your shirt collar.When they look at you,stare away like you are doing nothing.Say things like "suspect pressed 10th floor" or "this one will be easy,he's a tub of lard".


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burndaddy

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From:California
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posted September 25, 2000 04:21 AM

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scratch yourself furiously...

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AGENT SHAGWELL

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From:cryogenically frozen somewhere in FL
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posted September 25, 2000 09:57 AM

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I'm with you Onekickasswomen....especially if its one of those mirrored elevators....very groovy


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Thick dawg

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posted September 25, 2000 10:02 AM

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Simply urinating on the other passengers would bring a smile to my face.


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