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Frackal
Pro Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 691)
posted August 04, 2000 03:13 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Frackal   Click Here to Email Frackal     Edit/Delete Message
IN THE TRADITION OF STEEL BEAST'S IDEA, I WANTED TO DRAG UP SOME POSTS THAT I THOUGHT DESERVED AWARDS AS EF CLASSICS.

ELITE FITNESS 2000
CLASSIC POST AWARDS
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The Honorable Mention to the infamous "CLAMbutrerol" Post
http://www.elitefitness.com/ubb/Archives/Forum1/05-2000/012100.html


2nd Place Award goes to:

I HATE FAT PEOPLE WHO... http://www.elitefitness.com/ubb/Archives/Forum10/06-2000/000514.html

And the Number One Most Classic Thread Since I've Been Here Award goes to....

WHAT'S THE CRAZIEST THING YOU GUYS HAVE EVER SEEN AT YOUR GYM?
http://www.elitefitness.com/ubb/Archives/Forum10/05-2000/000121.html

This post is a fucking classic. ROTFLMMFAO!!!!!



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Anyone else?

[This message has been edited by Frackal (edited August 04, 2000).]

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Frackal
Pro Bodybuilder
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posted August 04, 2000 03:30 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Frackal   Click Here to Email Frackal     Edit/Delete Message
The search is fixed now BTW.

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THE STEEL BEAST
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posted August 04, 2000 03:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for THE STEEL BEAST   Click Here to Email THE STEEL BEAST     Edit/Delete Message
FIRST OFF I WANT TO GRACIOUSLY ACCEPT THE PRESENTER FOR THIS SPECIAL AWARD.IT CAME TO ME WHEN I SAW THE FAT PEOPLE AT THE GYM AND IN PUBLIC.BELIEVE ME MY JOB IS NOT DONE.NOT A DAY GOES BY WHERE I DONT RIDICULE A FAT ASS.ITS FUN AND I RECCOMEND IT TO ANYONE WHO IS BORED OR UPSET.A GREAT WAY TO BRIGHTEN THE DAY.THANKS AGAIN I WILL BE PRINTING ALL THREE OUT.FRACKAL YOU ARE THE MAN.

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IN IRON WE TRUST.

THE WEAK AND THE UGLY WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND WHAT WE ARE.

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Hulk_2
Amateur Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 13)
posted August 04, 2000 07:11 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Hulk_2   Click Here to Email Hulk_2     Edit/Delete Message
ha ha ha ha ha

Haven't been here for ages and just read through that fat post...

fuckin hilarious...

I hate this the most...

I HATE IT WHEN I HAVE THE MISFORTUNE TO SEE JERRY SPINGER AND ITS THE "I'M FAT AND I LIKE IT" ONE..

I FEEL GOOD, SO WHY DOES IT MATTER IF I'M FAT, ITS HOW I FEEL RIGHT ?

YEAH BUT WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF US THAT GOTTA LOOK AT YER FAT ROLY POLLY ASS !!!

I HATE FAT PEOPLE WHO DO NOTHING ABOUT THEIR WEIGHT, AND EAT BURGERS GALORE..

grrrrrrr... Don't get me started LOL !

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FlexB
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posted August 04, 2000 10:36 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for FlexB   Click Here to Email FlexB     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 71392430
Fat people suck!

I was at the mall food court last weekend getting some rice from one of the Chinese Vendors. Church's Chicken is like right next to it. There were like all these fat bitches with little fat children in line ordering 3 & 4 piece dinners with extra biscuits and shit!! I wanted to throw up? This one lady ordered a #9 meal dinner. The guy behind the counter said "ma'am, we don't have a #9". Her fat ass said "yes you do.....it's a #4 & #5 put together". I went over and slapped the plate out of her hand! YOU FAT BITCH....GO DRINK SOME JENNY CRAIG!!!!

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Peace........FlexB


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Slopain
Pro Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 1238)
posted August 04, 2000 11:04 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Slopain   Click Here to Email Slopain     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 71360584
Im sorry but I think most of Pimply Glutes posts were fucking Hysterical, especially that one about him and his gay lover in the pool doing naked chicken fighting. That fool was funny, always making all kinds of innuendos about his sex life... Maybe I will try and search for them later...if they didnt get deleted...

Slopain

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Romeo
Pro Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 761)
posted August 04, 2000 11:59 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Romeo   Click Here to Email Romeo     Edit/Delete Message
stupidest remark of the year .is a toos up between

everything glenbenton has ever said
and ...ummm..that guy who posted about hating condoms..

his statment was......i would rather take the chance than wear a condom..

can you say ASSHOLE


peace romeo

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Frackal
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posted August 05, 2000 12:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Frackal   Click Here to Email Frackal     Edit/Delete Message
Thought this would get more responses then 7.
Let's try again.

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JustinM
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted August 05, 2000 01:16 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for JustinM   Click Here to Email JustinM     Edit/Delete Message
that was some of the funniest shit i ever heard....the one with the hack machine is real good with the guy loading up the tree...there are some real dumbasses in my gym...i go to bev francis's golds gym in syosset...you guys might know of it because it is rel big and has everything but this shit still happens here too...shit amazes me

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"its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog"

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mystic_hormones
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posted August 05, 2000 02:30 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for mystic_hormones   Click Here to Email mystic_hormones     Edit/Delete Message
ha ha x a 1,000

that one about the gym people was funny. the best one was the one with a guy named gowzer when he was doing bent over rows early in the morning. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

if you havn't read it read it now.

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From the master of the Masters, keep the faith.
The best is yet to come
-Vince Taylor

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kram696969
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posted August 05, 2000 03:24 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for kram696969   Click Here to Email kram696969     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 15497701
funny shit man....good times..

kram-mark
just do'in my best...

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JustinM
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted August 06, 2000 07:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for JustinM   Click Here to Email JustinM     Edit/Delete Message
bump

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MattTheSkywalker
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posted August 06, 2000 10:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MattTheSkywalker   Click Here to Email MattTheSkywalker     Edit/Delete Message
HOW MANY OF YOU GUYS REMEMBER ASSFACE?

He was quite simply the funniest person to ever post on EF.

Matt

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Frackal
Pro Bodybuilder
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posted August 07, 2000 01:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Frackal   Click Here to Email Frackal     Edit/Delete Message
Yeah Matt, I was thinking about some of his posts that I came across in the archives, but that was before my time so I wasn't sure what some of his bests were.

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B_Funk
Pro Bodybuilder
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posted August 07, 2000 02:33 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for B_Funk   Click Here to Email B_Funk     Edit/Delete Message
There are some good ones on the funny gym stories post. Ranger's is good, he's a crazy fucker.

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